Something funny, right?

1. When leaders go to Miluo for inspection, the local tourism bureau is responsible for reception.

When we walked to the bottom of a mountain, the tour guide said to the leader: "There is a scenic spot ahead."

The leader asked: "What scenic spot?"

The tour guide said: " It's a spring, Qu Yuan Spring."

The leader asked again: "What spring?"

The tour guide repeated: "Qu Yuan Spring."

The leader said contemptuously: "I know Pinyin!"

2. A certain boss drove on a business trip for several days. Because he was unbearably lonely, he went to a nightclub to find a beautiful girl and spent 1,000. In order to avoid being interrogated by my wife, who is in charge of finance, I issued a maintenance receipt with the note: The tire burst due to the hot weather, so I need to replace it with a new one.

3. A leader recited at the report meeting: "Yesterday, I went to your women director's house, and I touched her..." Pause, turn the page: "The situation." Below. There was an uproar. . .

4. One person posted: I haven’t seen my boyfriend for a long time. I really miss him. I have decided to stay with him for seven days. What surprise should I give him?

I only saw a reply on the first floor: Give him an aunt...

5. I accidentally discovered that my phone actually has airplane mode. This coke spoiled me, so I turned on airplane mode. He breathed a sigh of relief and threw it hard into the sky. Guess what, he actually fell down and the screen broke! Aren't you cheating? !

6. A girl said: It’s too hot. It’s the same as taking the subway. People are next to each other and crowded. You rub me and I rub you. I rub Estee Lauder on my left arm and Mentholatum on my right arm. It’s a great treasure, but when I go out, I wear Nivea.