Degang Guo's classic quotation-don't laugh, don't charge.

Degang Guo's classic quotation-Don't laugh, don't charge

Degang Guo's quotation: Give me a dime of watermelon and weigh it on time.

Degang Guo's quotation: Rogues know martial arts. No one can stop it.

Degang Guo's quotation: whoever doesn't know him has never eaten pork.

Degang Guo's quotation: I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

Degang Guo's sayings: Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise for sixteen thousand. Laugh again and add money.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Just then, Bush's BP machine was ringing, which was obvious in English.

Degang Guo's quotation: Do they have a family style? If you don't pick something in the aisle, you will lose it.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Your * * * looks very much like the charm of my youth.

Degang Guo's quotation: You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you are sure to live to death.

Degang Guo's quotation: This young man looks like an actor ...

Degang Guo's quotation: The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear * * * inside.

Degang Guo's quotation: Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

Degang Guo's quotation: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

Degang Guo's sayings: If you poke a noodle in the lock, it will open, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

Degang Guo's quotation: I can throw the shot far away. The coach said that people who go out don't count!

Degang Guo's quotation: Don't leave when the party is over. I'll treat you to dinner-whoever goes will pay for it.

Degang Guo's quotation: (Isn't that blonde? ) nonsense, it's blonde, with your eyes closed.

Degang Guo's quotation: This brain is as big as a pine nut. When you open the skull, you can cook it in a bowl.

Degang Guo's Quotations: Are you willing to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

Degang Guo's quotation: Ah! He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would have stewed you.

Degang Guo's quotation: Come to heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: No stalls are allowed around 1 meters in heaven!

Degang Guo's quotation: If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. If you want to eat crabs, uncover them; If you want to drink milk, make a grab on the steamed bread ...

Degang Guo's quotation: The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him ...

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ...

Degang Guo's quotation: I will buy 5 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto ...! Get up with a wire dart and drive like a train!

Degang Guo's quotation: There was a senior who was very successful, robbing 1.83 million cash. At 5:4 pm,

when he arrived, he was still stuck with the North Third Ring Road.

Degang Guo's sayings: If you can't stop his door, if you can't stop his lock, it's the bank's safety lock. He can pry it open with a celery.

Degang Guo's quotation: We got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest ... I said that you are all behind, so we have to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.

Degang Guo's quotation: I have been in primary school for 1 years and in middle school for 12 years. I was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher came, I inquired about the inside story of the school ...

Degang Guo's quotation: I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find it with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark's fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

Degang Guo's Quotation: Give forty steamed buns and eighty catties of pancakes, and fry two copies of this recipe-

There are many ways, which is too bad for food.

Degang Guo's sayings: The old man is in good health, but his mouth is full of teeth, leaving only one tooth, and his teeth are stuffed when he eats ... and he eats lotus root.

Degang Guo's sayings: Tian Er flew up, ran to the curb with his head down, and went, taking his head and doing a slight contest with this stone ... Tian Er lost.

Degang Guo's quotation: jumping off a building is too much coke. I have studied it. The effect of the twentieth floor is different from that of the second floor. The second floor is bang, ah! The twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ ~ Bang! Hi-tech

Degang Guo's Quotations: Don't beat him or scold him. It's just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, if it exceeds 1 yuan, you can kill the ticket. Degang Guo's classic quotations

can be found in more than 1 classic passages, and the sources are not hard to find because they have been used many times. But what is not listed at night can only be typed, so no one will answer without a score. If you only ask a lot of Degang Guo's classic quotations with one or two affirmative answers ~ ~ ~ ~

First of all, it is stated that Lao Guo's classic sentences are often used repeatedly, so I can't tell every source of them, only one or two sources I know. For example, hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them. (Big bodyguard, I'm a gangster) Maybe there are other jokes, but I only know or can only think of these two sources, so I can only share what I know with you, thank you!

1. Don't leave when the party is over. I'll treat you to dinner-whoever goes will pay for it. (I want happiness)

2. Is there this sentence for words in the background? (I want to travel)

3. Spend 2 yuan to buy a little pig, squeak to drink water, rattle to eat beans, untie the wall and throw it over, and guess what-dead! (Yellow Crane Tower)

4. Cough is not only free of charge. (Wu pendant, learn from Xihe River)

5. Wild animals in the mountains are swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land are fresh at the bottom of the sea, shark wings in the bird's nest of Hericium erinaceus, scallops in bear's paw and deer's tail tips! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. The food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, just like the wind and the clouds, just like dumping the earth in a box ... (Big bodyguard, both civil and military)

6. Pancakes and steamed buns are eaten with rice. (Poor and crazy)

7. Crosstalk is good! Carry forward the truth, goodness and beauty, and make Huoxiang healthy. (I want to fight against the three customs)

8. English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... I can speak seven or eight foreign languages, and it's not the same as swearing at Eight-Nation Alliance. (on the status quo of cross talk in the past 5 years)

9. This matter is not far from now. Those who have old people at home can go back and ask-in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. (Ugly Empress)

1. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them. (big bodyguard, I'm a gangster)

11. A scientist with a way. (I'm a scientist)

12. The house I live in is riddled with holes, and when it rains, it will kill me: it rains outside, and it rains outside, and sometimes it rains too much, so the whole family goes to the streets to take shelter. (Entrust a wife to give a child)

13. Do you care? Did I tell you this? I can't do this with you! (article meeting)

14. What's your name again? Don't say it. You said it was a curse. (Tofu Club)

15. If you want to die, I will bury it. (entrusted his wife to give his son, Dou Gong trained his daughter)

16. Naoren, like pine nuts, is boiled in a bowl. (Jumping God)

17. Thank you for your encouragement to me alone! (As far as Pengdou is concerned, I'm a writer, I want to study, and there are many jokes at the beginning.)

18. Your * * * looks very much like my charm! (big bodyguard)

Degang Guo's classic quotations:

so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already?, lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, my name is Degang Guo, and I'm not a famous crosstalk performer "Degang Guo"

1. I'm very glad that many people have come. (Starting tonight)

2. I'm a scientist, a scientist with a way. (Sheep climb the tree)

3. Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons: pit, Mongolia, abduction and deception! (In the Peony Award, he, Hou Yaowen, Shi Fukuan and Yu Qianhe said this sentence in the red flowers and green leaves)

4. Are you willing to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? Pick your own, I will never insist. (To tell the truth, steaming bones is three tests)

5. I'm used to being on the kang at home. (I'm a scientist, and I've been good at both arts and politics all my life)

6. Friends on the third floor ... Hello! ! ! (hold: there is a third floor here) (selling hanging tickets)

7. It serves me right and dies ~ ~ ~ ~ (in my whole life)

8. I sang the big truth more than 16, times (returning to the stage for a short period of big truth)

9. Many cross talks are made up, and this paragraph is true. (Ugly woman looking for a husband, said the version of Yu Qian's sister)

1. I'm going to die (a sheep is on a tree)

11. No matter what the law says, I have already killed him (on the status quo of cross talk for 5 years)

12. Even Zhajiang Noodles doesn't like to eat? You forget your roots! (on the status quo of cross talk in the past 5 years)

13. I have been an artist for more than a week ~ ~ ~ (Allegro, Dou Gongxun, Yellow Crane Tower)

14. Six grenades for one yuan, and I'll throw you one hundred yuan first! (I'm a gangster)

15. It's not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask-in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period (Ugly Empress)

16. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them. Scientists know martial arts at home, and hooligans can't stop it. (I'm a scientist)

17. Thank God for the braised pork. When I opened my eyes, who took it away for me? (dream marriage)

18. The house we live in is riddled with holes. When it rains, it will kill us: it rains outside, and it rains outside, and sometimes it rains too much, so the whole family goes to the streets to take shelter from the rain. (I'm asking my wife to give my son)

19. I'm interested in your line of work (I want to be happy and I want to fight against the three customs)

2. This requires a meal, four dishes and one soup. Pepper and shredded potatoes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor, cucumber patting, and enough rice (scholar)

21. Say another one, what are you talking about? Let's talk about something practical (used as a starting point in many short passages)

22. This old man is so humorous (Travel Notes to the East)

23. Where can he argue? (I want to be happy)

24. I'm magnetic (jumping to the gods)

25. I'm beautiful ~ ~ ~ bright (Xizhengmeng, my whole life)

26. I love the ancient road (sheep climb trees)

27. Come on. Hold more (uncover tiles)

28. This thing is very important (Xizhengmeng)

29. My armpits are full of cumin flavor (dream marriage)

3. I don't often watch the legal system online (I don't know who is hurting) (looking for a church meeting)

31. There are plenty of cow dung (in my life) < p Who hasn't eaten pork (boasting about the house)

34. It takes a lot of effort to talk about cross talk, and I'm sweating. You don't see people sweating, but people keep sweating (the Red Chamber)

35. Kara is a dog. I wrote it, and I'm going to write another one: Yu Qian is a pig. (I'm a writer)

36. As we all know, Guan Yu, Liu Bei and Zhang Feige knocked their heads on the ground, and they were as good as one person. Later, they went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with the Tang Priest. This incident is recorded in the Dream of Red Mansions. (criticizing the Three Kingdoms, I am a writer)

37. This is too * * *. (Jing Li racing, also called racing adventure)

38, and ... Take the teacher, his father, and the old man Zhao ... (I'm a gangster)

39, this young man looks like an actor (I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening)

4, plasma TV, I'll get one, too, and find a friend to save it for me. The size of a wall! Big TV, Motorola brand! ... watching no one, the TV sounds: the TV you are watching is not in service area! (I want happiness)

41. From now on, I will never eat lobster again. (Xizhengmeng)

42, have a steak, don't put the beef, I love onions, put more onions! (Dream marriage) Degang Guo's classic quotations are so funny

If you marry a daughter-in-law and the whole family has a daughter-in-law, wouldn't you save money

The latest quotations from Degang Guo's cross talk classics, swearing quotations from Degang Guo's classic funny quotations

The latest quotations from Degang Guo's cross talk classics, swearing quotations from Degang Guo's classic funny quotations

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In fact, Lao Guo's jokes are not only traditional

Many of them are also adapted from popular jokes on the Internet

Lao Guo's performance is really good, which adds a lot of luster to his cross talk

In addition, as the saying goes in the phonograph world, "Three points are funny, seven points are held"

Teacher Yu Qian is really skilled and holds it really well

So, I suggest the landlord watch Lao Guo's cross talk

Maybe you can just listen to the sound of other people's cross talk

But in Lao Guo, it's definitely much less fun for you to just listen to MP3

As for quotations, it's even more boring

In the same sentence, Lao Guo said it in his own language, movements and manner, plus the teacher was holding

at the side, which was much more boring than others! Degang Guo crosstalk classic quotations

This is Xizhengmeng

I don't have any quotations, but I know some classic ones. Oh, my God! Too * * *! -a short return-Jing Li drives

Would you believe me if I said I was waiting for the bus? -a short return (I forget the specific name, that is, the part where Li Jing helped Xu Deliang's wife to repair the wardrobe door)

Some of them were slapped flat and fried three times, and two of them were hugged together! Yu Qian: What about your fried cakes? Hug each other. That's fried dough sticks! -on dreams

police! Police! Police! Are you under a lot of pressure?

These are the ones that impressed me the most. Others are very funny. I don't remember them clearly. I have quite a few jokes about Degang Guo here. If necessary, leave me an email and I'll send you some. Collect Degang Guo's classic quotations!

1. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you are sure to live to death.

2. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... This grandson is frozen!

3. Go your own way and say who you want.

4. Only peers are naked hatred.

5. This head is the worst! Killed his father at the age of 13, pushed his mother into the river at the age of 15, and destroyed himself at the age of 17! After watching her for less than 5 minutes, tears came down-"Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding ..." < P > 6. That's your father, I mean your father!

7. I participate, you contribute, and I am happy!

8. The world is silent and broad-minded, and everyone's business is my business. I will benefit the people, solve the worries for the society, and help you mentally retarded groups who have no power and no power. (Vulnerable groups) take your business as my business and treat everyone like my children.

9. After my counseling, how many people who are on the verge of suicide have tried to kill people, all of which I saved.

1. Anyone who doesn't know Yu Qian has never eaten pork.