My real experience in Vietnam "Dongxing Customs Clearance and Inspection" was recorded in February 2065438+2008.

My first customs clearance was from Dongxing.

There was no beating on 17.

Vietnamese customs will also accept tips.

I don't know if I have a collection now. I heard that it hasn't been collected yet, and some people said they would collect it again. Anyway, from the first time I passed there, I only took the Friendship Pass instead of Dongxing. ).

I knew a friend at that time,

His mother is Vietnamese,

He lived in Vietnam for several years,

I speak Vietnamese very well.

When I got to know him,

I became interested in Vietnam,

Ask him when he has time and take me to Vietnam.

The visa is very simple. My friend helped me with it.

Just take a photo of the first page of your passport, and it still does.

I applied for a tourist visa for one month. I don't remember 200 yuan?

Now it seems to have risen to 230?

A friend's visa seems to be a visiting visa.

It's not the same as my tourist visa anyway.

My friend told me before we left,

There will be a tip when you go through customs.

Tell me, if you ask me for a tip,

Just give the customs 20 yuan change,

Don't give it all,

Give the whole piece no change.

And the health certificate in the lobby, sometimes asking,

If you ask, it seems to be 20 yuan.

My friend told me whether it was 30 yuan or 20 yuan, and I forgot. It's almost the same anyway.

They were separated when they passed through the customs.

My friend and I took different paths,

He can take the fast lane.

I don't know if it's a courier channel. It seems that Vietnamese only take the tunnel. Only once, I don't remember.

I stood in front of two ghosts on purpose when I was waiting in line.

Thinking that if the customs officer asked me for a tip,

I won't give it, let's see if he dares to let me block the ghost behind him.

Customs here refers to Vietnamese Customs, and China Customs is very friendly and polite.

At that time, before leaving Vietnam,

I also looked up a lot of strategies on the internet.

I also know about the tip collection by Dongxing Customs.

There are even suggestions on how not to tip on the Internet.

I thought I had done my homework,

Should be able to cope with the problem of tipping.

While waiting in line, I pretended to cross the border often.

You know everything,

Unlike people who pass customs for the first time,

Looking around is novel to everything.

I'm an old god, and my face looks a little anxious.

It's finally my turn to line up,

I followed the practice of the people before me,

Hand in your passport and visa,

Say nothing,

I still go through the customs often, and I am familiar with it.

The customs asked me for a tip,

I don't understand.

But I guess he wanted to ask me for a tip,

I immediately pretended to be surprised,

Tell him with a surprised expression,

I often go in and out of customs,

This is the first time I have been asked to tip.

I think my expression can win the Oscar for best actor.

But customs doesn't care about me at all,

Wave me aside,

Then I reached for my passport from the ghost behind me.

The first trick is to pretend that you often fail.

The second trick is easy to be cracked in front of ghosts.

I'm a little panicked,

It never occurred to me at that time that they could see from the seal on my passport that it was my first time to go through customs. Shit, now that I think about it, it was so humiliating.

Thinking that it seemed disgraceful to let me stand aside, I quickly took money from my pocket.

This panic,

Forgot my friend's advice when paying.

Directly handed a 50.

The customs took the money and threw it into the cupboard under the seat.

Open my passport, take a photo and stamp it immediately.

Give me my passport back and wave me over.

I froze,

At that time, I was silly to think, isn't it 20?

Why don't you give me change?

What the customs said to me,

Vietnamese, I don't understand it at all,

He waved to me again,

I just came to my senses and remembered what my friends told me. They don't exchange money.

I can only admit that I have bad luck.

When I was in line, I was still proud.

Think you have a strategy,

I was going to brag to my friends without tipping after going through customs.

Now I can't find a direct 50, and I'm in a bad mood at once.

I remember Dongxing passed the passport stamp.

Then there is a hall,

Go through the hall and walk out of the hall to Mang Street.

My friend told me that I would randomly send someone to the lobby to check whether there was a health certificate.

I took a quick look when I entered the hall.

I saw someone stopped for questioning on the right front,

I guess this is the content of checking the health certificate.

I deliberately left,

Bypass the post and stay away from the inspection site.

I hope to avoid it.

One step and two steps,

I slowly approached the inspection place,

Until it is parallel to the inspection position,

I didn't see them stop me,

Just got cheated by 50,

Now that luck has finally compensated me,

I just need one more step to get through the checkpoint,

I guess they won't let me turn around anyway.

Just when I was secretly happy,

Check to see if anyone comes suddenly,

Invited me directly,

Tell me to go and have a look.

I almost lost my eyes,

People with dark faces are the same everywhere they go.

I followed him obediently,

I don't understand Vietnamese.

I guess they've seen a lot,

Pointing to a table,

Show me the words.

I forgot what it was,

Check the health certificate,

You have to pay without a health certificate.

I gave another 50,

They didn't lie to me this time,

Give me my change,

I forgot whether I received 20 or 30.

At that time, I was a little lucky, and even felt that my luck was not too bad.

At least I got the change.

This is what Lu Xun said:

Why don't you treat people like pigs and dogs first, and then treat people like pigs and dogs slowly, so that they will be grateful?

After the health certificate examination,

It's near the exit of the hall,

I saw my friend waiting for me at the door.

There is a table not far from the door.

There is also a customs officer sitting there.

At that time, I was still thinking:

Shit, what's someone doing sitting at the exit?

Check your passport, check your health certificate,

Everyone's distance has been pulled apart,

They all headed for the exit,

Sitting here alone to maintain order?

That's stupid.

I walked to the exit,

Before I could speak, my friend asked me, have you checked the health certificate?

I nodded and was about to speak.

The worker sitting at the exit handed me his hand.

I paused.

Passport. That man can speak Chinese, which I can understand.

Mama of, tip collection at the door is so active, who else can get away with it without stamping?

I think so. I handed him my passport.

I also specially opened the stamped page for him to see.

The staff told me a Vietnamese sentence, which I couldn't understand.

The friend standing at the exit understood,

His friend negotiated with him in Vietnamese.

Had a few words,

My friend also showed his passport to the staff.

I don't know what they are talking about,

Just stand by and watch them say.

Then they said a few more words,

My friend gave it to that man, 50 yuan,

The man returned his passport to us.

It turns out that I was cheated by another 50.

I feel dizzy.

Pass once, get stuck three times,

I don't think anyone is more suitable than me.

At least before I came to Vietnam,

I didn't see it when I was looking for raiders online.

After coming to Vietnam, I have never heard of being cheated three times at a time.

There are many people who stamp and health certificate twice.

I think three times at most,

There won't be four more times, will there?

If so,

Please tell me and comfort my fragile heart at that time.

This is my first time to Vietnam.

Passing through Dongxing is an experience.

In retrospect, it is still vivid.

I also mentioned this when I wrote a post on Tianya last year.

Although it has been a long time,

Looking back occasionally, I feel that I was really stupid and cute at that time.

Since then, I have never been to Dongxing, but I have passed the Friendship Pass.

I started on 20 18.