Counting Degang Guo's Top Ten Classic Crosstalk

Degang Guo Top Ten Crosstalk is my life, Xi Zhengmeng, driving in Jing Li, I am a scientist, I am a gangster, dreaming, I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening, I want my wife to give it to my son, my cousin Jing Li and I want to travel.

1, My Life

It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

2. Xizhengmeng

In China, there is a Degang Guo. Military wizards are literate, literate, martial-minded, able to mount a horse, know women on the kang and shoes on the kang.

3. Driving in Jing Li

I ran a race with someone and a disabled person in a wheelchair, and I lost. Drive three miles. God, it's so exciting!

4. "I am a scientist"

Finish school and graduate. After understanding, yes, we didn't kill anyone.

5. "I am a triad"

Look at others, the driver who bought a big building, and look at you. You have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and your heart is crying.

6. About dreams

Brother, I hope the world will be peaceful, the people will live and work in peace and contentment, and there will be no war, okay?

7. "I want to see the Spring Festival Gala"

Following advertisers and doing TV dramas, the circle is also quite chaotic. In particular, it is not easy to engage in TV dramas and film and television circles. I hate them very much. There are too few female directors.

8. "Give your wife a present"

It's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, sometimes it's too heavy, so the whole family went to the Third Ring Road to take shelter from the rain.

9. Cousin Jing Li

Sister, get off. You can't kill anyone, but the ground is wet after the rain. Give us a chance to reinvent ourselves.

10, "I want to travel"

I have been on a plane, and when I bought the ticket, it said, first class, economy class, business class, standing ticket.

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It is a Quyi project in the fourth batch of representative projects of municipal intangible cultural heritage. Crosstalk is a folk art form that makes the audience laugh with jokes, funny questions and answers, and rap.