I want some original modern funny poems, and I beg you gods.

At the beginning of life, a big mouth; Know small, pretend to be a representative; Big eyes, studious and bad; Quiet chicken, low prestige; Moist eyes, playing with melancholy; Laugh and ride, release poisonous snakes; Engaging in earthquakes without help; Fog, do not do; Take a stool and take the lead; There is shock and no training; If there is, there is no waste; If I had known this, there would be no beggars; Posing is unrealistic; Get up casually and keep it a secret; Tooth chop chop, shit miserable; Ring, out of stock; Side neck, not much sleep; Sample decline, chasing dogs; I fainted and became a grandmother; Night mom, crazy glue flower; The sky is brighter than people; Snow and snow, slippery; Shocked, radish god; There is a future, but there is no back road; Round, so hard; Talk big and gnash your teeth; Eyeful and scarred; Fat and ugly shit; Graffiti and drink everywhere; Light, darts; Eyes are bright, waiting for the sky; The sample dropped, and no one chased it; Beautiful and beautiful, with a positive figure; No lesbian, the whole Dalai Lama; Kwakuala, blow the trumpet; Go, a beautiful world; Walk slowly and don't eat; Sit in rows and eat fruit; Pinch your hand, good friend; Mao Mao is long and has strong sexual desire; Little girl, no tongue; Flour and rice, just like a man; Get land, roast goose than; A big man doesn't know how to fish; I can't read, I play the doctor; Big edge, bigger than a car; Pretend to be ignorant and have a purpose; Silly, eat snow; Seven stunned, press the flashlight; Staggered ditch, staggered ditch, staggered ditch; White, sexually transmitted diseases; I don't know ugly, I have acne; Watch, big shorts; Prawn is thin and has no wisdom; Shrimp is big, it doesn't matter; Be elegant, without temperature; Talk around and walk into the alley; The horse shakes the guy like a ghost; People talk nonsense and look around; Idiot, bottomless; Wash white and use white; Dead Yankees, eating candied dates; Dead mouth, drooling; Strange, die fast; Put your hands together and smile; Eat your mouth, My Sweetie; Autumn wind, eating bacon; Travel, with softness; Go to the street to tie titanium gold; Play with the dog and come with me; You are old-fashioned and scary; Blow into the water to keep your mouth shut; Shoot drugs, eat viagra ...