Jokes about happy travel.

A traveler came to a country road and saw a road sign on the side of the road, which read: The road is closed. Don't go any further? Seeing that there were no obstacles ahead, he was confident that he had rich travel experience, so he moved on. Soon, he came to a broken bridge. Had to turn around. When he returned to the place where the road sign had just been placed, he saw it on the back of the road sign: Welcome back, fool! ?

Travel joke-life and death are uncertain

Jim and Carol go to explore the canyon together. Suddenly, Carol slipped and fell off the cliff. When Jim saw it, he shouted at once. Hey! Carol, are you dead?

Carol replied:? No? Do you know? Tao! I haven't hit the bottom yet! ?

Travel joke-hitchhiking

When the heat wave hit, a young couple drove to the seaside. On the way, they saw a man with a sign in his hand asking for a ride. They guessed that it must be where he was going, so they slowed down and wanted to pick him up casually. Who knows what it says: only take air-conditioned cars! ?

Travel joke-falling into the river

In the mountains, there is a forester who works very hard. One day, a foreign tourist asked him where he came from, and he replied: cross the bridge and turn right. ?

The foreigner asked again:? How long is this bridge?

? 20 meters?

Outsiders walked to the bridge.

Suddenly, he chased the stranger and shouted: Please wait a moment, I was wrong just now. The bridge is 30 meters long. If you turn right at 20 meters, you will fall into the river. ?

Tourist joke-explorer's discussion

Two explorers camping in the center of the African jungle are discussing their adventures.

? I am here. ? One said,? This is the desire to travel in my blood. City life makes me sick, and the exhaust on the road makes me sick. I want to see the sun rise on the new horizon, and I want to leave my footprints on the deserted beach. In short, I want to see the original state of nature. What about you?

? I am here. The second man replied:? Because my son is learning saxophone. ?

Travel joke-drivers in Changsha are all first-class.

A foreigner took a taxi in Changsha. The driver drove as fast as lightning, which made him jumpy and his teeth rattled.

The driver stared at him and said, what's there to be afraid of? It's very safe. The drivers in Changsha are all first-class!

The foreigner said with trepidation, but where is the second-rate driver?

The driver said:? The second-rate has been killed! ?

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