What was Guo Degang’s early cross talk?

Guo Degang's early cross talk is:

1. "I Want to Travel"

Drawing out a series of classic baggage by describing folk customs from around the world. Classic quotation: There is a zoo in Paris. The zoo is across from the wholesale market. If you go there early, you have to be able to say: I will get the goods!

2. "Selling Tickets"

With a clever trick, a small theater ticket can be bluffed into a priceless price. Classic Quote: I always fly first class unless they kick me out.

3. "Selling Five Weapons"

The funniest storyline and the most exciting dialogue. Classic quotation: There is a child pooping here. Your mother stands here and calls the dog to come and eat the poop. If the dog doesn't come after three times, she will eat it there.

4. "Giving a Wife and Sacrifice a Son"

It is a bitter satire on people in life who are not loyal and sincere to their friends. Classic quotations: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house we live in is also very difficult. It is full of holes. If it rains, it will kill you. It rains lightly outside, it rains moderately inside, it rains moderately outside, it rains heavily inside, and it rains heavily outside. There was a heavy rain in the house. Sometimes the rain was so heavy that the whole family would go up the Third Ring Road to carry the rain on their backs.

5. "Yellow Crane Tower"

It is called an opera, but it is actually selling steamed buns. Classic quotation: If you don’t leave me here, I will leave you somewhere; if you don’t leave me everywhere, I will go to the railway.

6. "White Events"

With the theme of funerals, it basically covers the funeral customs in Beijing, Hebei and Tianjin. Classic quotation: Old man, you too have today!

7. "The Cowardly Drum"

The first half showcases excellent folk art, while the second half satirizes the low level of individual folk artists, who can't even sing. You have to read books, but you also need food, drink, and accommodation. Classic quotation: It's not shit, it's just shit if it's dipped in gravy.

8. "My Life"

A classic and famous work. Classic quotation: Prejudice found the police: "Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman looked at her: "I'm still looking for him!"

9. "I Want Happiness"

The experience of an idle man pursuing a happy life. Classic quotation: If there are difficulties, we must help; if there are no difficulties, we must help even if we create difficulties.