Funny copywriting that looks seriously ill.

1. "I have a little cold recently, but I'm not going to take medicine, because I want to see how strong my body is!"

2. "I think I have insomnia, because I haven't slept for three days in a row, but my mental state is still good!"

3. "I suspect I have' punchline deficiency' because I always laugh out loud for no reason, even when I watch horror movies!"

4. "I think I may have amnesia, because I always forget that I have eaten, and then I am hungry!" "

5. "I think I may have procrastination, because I always put things off until the last minute, and then I find there is not enough time!"

6. "I suspect I have faking syndrome, because I always pretend to be sick when I need to ask for leave, so I don't have to go to work!"

7. "I have a big appetite recently, but I haven't gained weight. I think I may have' appetite control'!"

8. "I think I may have' grief disorder', because I always feel sad for small things, and sometimes I even secretly cry!"

9. "I think I may have terminal lazy cancer, because I feel tired even when I get up, let alone do other things!"

1. "I feel unwell recently. After going to the hospital for examination, I found that it was only caused by eating too many snacks and drinking too many drinks. It seems that I have to give myself a' food prize'!"