Who has a funny version of the sketch script of Journey to the West? Don't make it too long.

Zhu Bajie Skydiving:

Actor: Tang Monk Zhu Bajie Sha and Monk Sun Wukong Narration

Narration: One day, Tang Monk and his disciples were traveling, and suddenly the plane crashed. They were preparing to parachute. But there are only three parachutes...

Tang Seng: Let's do this. Whoever answers my question correctly can get a parachute. Let Sun Wukong answer the first question.

"How many moons are there in the sky?"

"One"

Narration: Sun Wukong jumped

Tang Monk: The second question was answered by Monk Sha

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"How many suns are there in the sky?"

"1"

Narration: Zhu Bajie thought that such a simple question would not trouble him. The one without a parachute must be Tang Seng Pull...

"How many stars are there in the sky"

"This..."

No choice, Zhu Bajie jumped

Narration: The second time they traveled again, the plane crashed again. There were only three parachutes again.

Tang Monk asked Sun Wukong again, "What is the largest country on earth?"

"Soviet Union"

Then asked Monk Sha "What is the richest country in the world?"

"United States"

Ask Bajie: Please Report the countries in the world one by one

Narration: There is no way, Bajie jumped again

Narration: The third time the situation was the same as the first two

Zhu Bajie: Forget it, I jumped off myself

Everyone shouted: There are four parachutes this time

The king of the daughter country appeared: "Brother Tang Seng, you just jump from Let me go!"

Tang Seng: "No! I am an eminent monk, how can I do such a thing?" (Swallowing a big mouthful of saliva)

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "What about your disciples?"

Tang Seng: "Well, as long as they are willing, the poor monk will never stop them."

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Okay! Prime Minister, Go and call Elder Tang’s disciples to come over.”

(Several disciples came to the stage)

Everyone asked: “I wonder what the king and the master want from us.”

Tang Monk: "The queen wants to find a husband among you, what do you think?"

Sun Wukong (jumped out first): "Master, the disciple was pressed against the Five Fingers Mountain. Fortunately, the master To rescue me, I should have been wholeheartedly escorting the master to Xitian for Buddhist scriptures, but my disciple has made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and scolded Tathagata. Even if he goes to Xitian, Tathagata will definitely put on my shoes and I will be laid off sooner or later. It is better to stay here." p>

Sha Seng: "Master, Wu Jing used to be a rolling curtain general. After all, he has a bachelor's degree. It is no problem to work in Xitianhou. But now it is popular to go to sea to do business. I have learned how to do it in Liushahe for several years. Regarding fish farming, our country is rich in water resources. I want to build a fish farm in Zimu River to help our country get rid of poverty as soon as possible. This can be regarded as responding to the country’s call! "

Bajie: "Master, although Old Zhu is incompetent, he is willing to escort the master westward." . . However, carrying water for cooking, fertilizing and plowing the fields every day, such heavy work has to be placed on these weak shoulders. Master, can you bear it? Monks value compassion and compassion. Is this just what they say? Although you can become a Buddha in the West and be given a house, as long as you can share the worries of these poor women, what does it mean? If I don’t go to hell, who will? ! ! Let me stay!

Sha Seng and Sun Wukong: TNND! When did this idiot become so eloquent?

Tang Seng: "This is a dilemma for me. Let's do this. Each of you three will have a chance to woo the queen. Who it is depends on your luck."

Sun Wukong: "I can change 72, ride somersault clouds, make troubles in the heavenly palace, and fight against the Tathagata. I am strong and never drink Huiren Shenbao. You follow me to ride somersault clouds, and you don't need to buy an air ticket or even a passport when traveling to Europe and the United States. It’s all saved! Hehehe, are you tempted?”

King of the Daughter Kingdom: “Can you surf the Internet?”

Sun Wukong: “Go online!” After crossing the spider web, Lao Sun smashed the web to pieces with two sticks, haha!"

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Next!"

Sun Wukong: "I am a boxing stick. National champion in martial arts and horse breeding."

The king of the daughter country: "Next one!"

Thanks to the day before yesterday for my bad words. I watched the love story "Westward Journey". Hey hey hey, come on, have something awesome. So he stood in the center of the hall with his hands open. . .

Sha Monk sang:

Only you are the love in my heart!

Only you, let me forget to learn from the scriptures!

Only you are the love in my heart!

Only you...

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Oh, you! Next one!"

Sha Seng: "No! Please!”

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: “Okay! Give you another chance, why do you love me?” I have memorized this classic dialogue n times): "Do you need a reason to love someone? Do you need it? Do you need it? Do you need it? Do you need it?"

Daughter Guoguo: "Hit with a stick!"

(Sun Wukong watched Sha Seng being beaten out, and glanced at Bajie’s pig nose, thinking, this time it’s me?)

Bajie (slow) Slowly walked to the middle of the hall, with a face full of vicissitudes) and read slowly: "Don't think about it, the Internet. On a bright moonlit night, short of Matsuoka. Beside the computer, dressing up. Relatively silent, only the keyboard is busy. But remember, handsome pig man." Raise the cup high and sing in a low voice. About heroes, we laugh at the vicissitudes of life. Meetings are short, but love is long."

The queen's eyes lit up and she was about to speak. . .

Bajie: "I won't hide it now. I am the CEO of Bajie.com, and the company will be listed in the United States in three months..."

After hearing this, the daughter king fainted in Bajie's arms with happiness and said: My dear, I love you so much! The others turned around and left angrily! King Bajie hugged each other.

< p> (Voiceover): At this time, the screams were thunderous, and 200 beauties fainted on the spot. The other girls took out their paper and pens and rushed towards Bajie. . . The queen spent 0.01 seconds worshiping the heaven and earth with Bajie and went straight to the bridal chamber. . . Then Tang Monk and others went to the West to obtain scriptures.