Classic sketch comic dialogue script of the annual meeting of the sales department of tourism intermediary company, thank you.

Ma Ji: I recently published an article in the newspaper.

Tang Jiezhong: Which newspaper published it?

Ma Ji: Tomorrow's Daily.

Tang Jiezhong: What? Tomorrow's daily newspaper?

Ma Ji: Have you seen it?

Tang Jiezhong: Where can I read tomorrow's daily newspaper?

Ma Ji: I remind you, you should go and see it.

Tang Jiezhong: OK, what are the characteristics of your article?

Ma Ji: This article is mainly linked by the names of various countries and places in the world.

Tang Jiezhong: What's in it?

Ma Ji: I mainly wrote an important experience of going abroad.

Tang Jiezhong: What are you doing abroad?

Ma Ji: I went to see menstruation.

Tang Jiezhong: Who is your aunt?

Ma Ji: Aunt Javert.

Tang Jiezhong: Where does your aunt live?

Ma Ji: Iceland.

Tang Jiezhong: That place is really cold.

Ma Ji: It doesn't matter if I'm cold. I wear more clothes.

Tang Jiezhong: What are you wearing?

Ma Ji: I'm wearing a Himalayan shirt.

Tang Jiezhong: This dress is very fresh.

Ma Ji: I have a horse belt around my neck, and my pants are wool pants.

Tang Jiezhong: The material of this session is really fresh.

Ma Ji: I also have a Ukrainian paper hat on my head.

Tang Jiezhong: Why are you wearing that hat?

Ma Ji: Isn't that to protect my two small mouths?

Tang Jiezhong: Damn it, you have grown up in Nepal.

Ma Ji: I got dressed and set off by plane.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: I found another boat when I got off the plane.

Tang Jiezhong: What ship?

Ma Ji: Forrest Gump.

Tang Jiezhong: Wow, this ship is really big.

Ma Ji: I got off the boat and rode again.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of horse?

Ma Ji: Panama.

Tang Jiezhong: Well, this horse can ride, too.

Ma Ji: I walked a little after I got off the horse.

Tang Jiezhong: Which way?

Ma Ji: Osiris Road.

Tang Jiezhong: Is it easy?

Ma Ji: It's hard to walk. They are all Hokkaido.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey!

Ma Ji: I have been to many places in Singapore.

Tang Jiezhong: Singapore?

Ma Ji: I ended up in Hiroshima.

Tang Jiezhong: This is Hiroshima.

Ma Ji: Hiroshima is surrounded by water.

Tang Jiezhong: That's all water.

Ma Ji: Yongding River on the left, Nile River on the right, Dongting Lake in front and Pearl River behind.

Tang Jiezhong: What a mess.

Ma Ji: There is a strange thing in that water called "claw cup".

Tang Jiezhong: What's that?

Ma Ji: It's an animal that grows all over Calcutta and makes strange noises.

Tang Jiezhong: What are their names?

Ma Ji: Cuba, Cuba ...

Tang Jiezhong: It's called Cuba.

Ma Ji: Don't tell me. I was scared when I heard that, so I ran as fast as I could.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey!

Ma Ji: Suddenly I found a village ahead.

Tang Jiezhong: Where is it?

Ma Ji: Cambodia.

Tang Jiezhong: OK, where did it go?

Ma Ji: There is a castle ahead.

Tang Jiezhong: What castle?

Ma Ji: Luxemburg.

Tang Jiezhong: Luxemburg.

Ma Ji: When I walked into Luxemburg, I saw that the rooms on both sides were Nagoya.

Tang Jiezhong: They are all houses.

Ma Ji: The house is well built.

Tang Jiezhong: How were they built?

Ma Ji: The floor is full of stones.

Tang Jiezhong: Billy Si Tong?

Ma Ji: There is a Bakis carpet on it.

Tang Jiezhong: Boy, it's really wide.

Ma Ji: That pillar is full of clem.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: Anhui is covered with walls.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of ashes is that?

Ma Ji: The room is full of colors.

Tang Jiezhong: Very luxurious.

Ma Ji: There is a Wandi jar in Boston.

Tang Jiezhong: What's in Vandy's jar?

Ma Ji: It's a flower shop.

Tang Jiezhong: What flowers are you packing?

Ma Ji: The Netherlands.

Tang Jiezhong: This place is really beautiful.

Ma Ji: When I ask, this is my aunt's house.

Tang Jiezhong: Needless to say, your aunt must be a capitalist.

Ma Ji: My aunt drives Honduras.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of business is that?

Ma Ji: Big deal.

Tang Jiezhong: Yes, just knock.

Ma Ji: I'll knock on her Yemeni.

Tang Jiezhong: Yemenis? That's called home.

Ma Ji: They all came out to welcome me.

Tang Jiezhong: Who are they?

Ma Ji: My cousins came out first.

Tang Jiezhong: What is your cousin's name?

Ma Ji: England, Poland, Milan, Northern Ireland.

Tang Jiezhong: OK, these cousins.

Ma Ji: My cousins have gone out, too.

Tang Jiezhong: Who are they?

Ma Ji: Mexico, Chicago, Tobago, Mexico.

Tang Jiezhong: OK, these four.

Ma Ji: They welcomed me in a local way.

Tang Jiezhong: What ceremony?

Ma Ji: Brother has blown up the Cape of Good Hope.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey.

Ma Ji: My sister, they all struck gongs.

Tang Jiezhong: Shall we begin?

Ma Ji: My aunt played Pangu herself.

Tang Jiezhong: OK.

Ma Ji: We sing the song of San Diego together.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey.

Ma Ji: Suddenly I saw Munich.

Tang Jiezhong: What's the matter?

Ma Ji: The power is out.

Tang Jiezhong: Turn on the light.

Ma Ji: No, that day in Myanmar.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey! You say.

Ma Ji: My sister quickly took a Sumenda wax.

Tang Jiezhong: Is this wax ok?

Ma Ji: A real famous brand.

Tang Jiezhong: What?

Ma Ji: Greek.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: I saw a piece of Yangon after I lit it.

Tang Jiezhong: It's on now.

Ma Ji: There are many fruits in my room to entertain me.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of fruit do you have?

Ma Ji: The first set is Congo.

Tang Jiezhong: Can you bite?

Ma Ji: It's delicious.

Tang Jiezhong: Then try it.

Ma Ji: Pick it up and I'll bite it. Ouch.

Tang Jiezhong: What's the matter?

Ma Ji: It's my Spain.

Tang Jiezhong: You are too hasty.

Ma Ji: I want the second set.

Tang Jiezhong: What's the second set?

Ma Ji: The second episode is Paris.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh? Paris? What is that smell?

Ma Ji: Lebanese.

Tang Jiezhong: What is Lebanese?

Ma Ji: My aunt brought me another dish of local specialties.

Tang Jiezhong: What?

Ma Ji: Nicaragua.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey, I really haven't eaten this kind of melon.

Ma Ji: That's so sweet. It came out of my mouth, Milu.

Tang Jiezhong: That's greedy.

Ma Ji: At this time, my aunt dragged me to the restaurant for me to eat.

Tang Jiezhong: I really enjoyed myself.

Ma Ji: They specially prepared several dishes for me.

Tang Jiezhong: What are they?

Ma Ji: A crispy chicken from Los Angeles, a steamed swordfish mushroom, a plate of tortoise and a plate of fried shrimp with Jordan.

Tang Jiezhong: These dishes.

Ma Ji: I loved it so much that I ate jiaozi later.

Tang Jiezhong: How much is it?

Ma Ji: A dozen Buddhist dumplings kept me in the dark.

Tang Jiezhong: Where did Mongolia go?

Ma Ji: I craned my neck and hit Prague several times.

Tang Jiezhong: Who told you to eat so much?

Ma Ji: I can't sleep after eating too much.

Tang Jiezhong: You deserve it.

Ma Ji: At this time, Mount Everest is blowing outside.

Tang Jiezhong: It's windy.

Ma Ji: Auntie is afraid that I will call the nanny to get the quilt.

Tang Jiezhong: Who is the nanny?

Ma Ji: Darius Salam. At that time, I was covered with Sarah's nest.

Tang Jiezhong: What a big bed.

Ma Ji: After I went in, it was really a hot stove in Rio. I left Afghanistan soon, but I still couldn't sleep.

Tang Jiezhong: What's the matter?

Ma Ji: I have a stomachache.

Tang Jiezhong: Go to the toilet.

Ma Ji: Yes, I went to the toilet to help Macau.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: There are people inside.

Tang Jiezhong: Who is it?

Ma Ji: My Arab uncle is in it.

Tang Jiezhong: What did he say?

Ma Ji: I'll go out before you come in. Let's go to London.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?