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About learning to improve your sketches, keep them short!
"Give Me a Chance"
Characters: String 3 Shi Yi: A boy who was lazy after going to college, a boy with no knowledge or skills. They represent some contemporary college students who are unmotivated and give up on themselves. String 4 Xiaomei: A girl who is motivated, ideal and ambitious, in sharp contrast to Shi Yi. She is Shi Yi's girlfriend and the current Minister of Culture and Sports of the Student Union. String 8 Chairman, Minister of Discipline Inspection, Minister of Labor and Welfare, Minister of Public Security - Examiner String 8 Background String 1 Shi Yi and Xiaomei are high school classmates. They both performed well in school. Yi is the best in the class. The class monitor is also the captain of the school's honor guard. Xiao Mei's academic performance is very good. She is good at singing and dancing and is a key member of the school's art department. The two admired each other. Coincidentally, they were admitted to the same university at the same time. We naturally got together when we were freshmen. Xiaomei studies hard and works conscientiously. Now she is the Minister of Literature and Art Department of the Student Union. She receives scholarships every year and has almost obtained various certificates. But Shi Yi became lazy after entering college. He didn't participate in any school activities. Apart from the weekly appointments, he only surfed the Internet and slept in the dormitory. Already a sophomore, he didn't get any certificates but failed in several subjects. For this reason, his girlfriend broke up with him. String 2 opens with: String 6 The road of life is inevitably full of twists and turns, and the road of college love is even more bumpy. On a quiet evening, Xiaomei and Yi walked to the sports field. Yi pulled Mei and refused to let her go, as if there was something wrong between them? String 2 Mei: Why are you still following me? Let's break up! We are not suitable. String 9 Yi: (very confused) What does it mean to be suitable? (He continues to hold Mei and beg.) Xiaomei, you know, there is no second person in this world who can love you more than me. Xiaomei - Xiaomei -, tell me what's wrong with me! (very firm) You said I will change, I will change - String 4 Mei: You can't change. It's said that a country is easy to change but a nature is hard to change - boys like you are ignorant and have no skills all day long and just think about it. Play, you have no ambition at all, I don’t like boys like you, please leave! I don’t want to say anything to you anymore (let go and leave, leaving Yi behind) String 7 At this time, sad music sounded, Li Shengjie’s song "Let Go" - the last love means letting go and not wanting to pull with words. So I chose not to blame———————————— String 7 Yi looked at Mei’s retreating figure and felt extremely painful in his heart. At this time, a group of naughty children came out of nowhere and sang to Yi Gao, "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness, you can find a better one." Others blew trumpets and sprinkled confetti. String 9 Yi: Stop making trouble, it’s so annoying, get out, get out of here——Why why? Why is it always me who gets hurt? Am I not good enough for her? (Almost crazy) Ah——————I’m not motivated, I’m useless! Useless! ! Do girls nowadays like boys who have good academic performance and are motivated? Alas - (Sad, it seems that the whole world is dark. In the moment of extreme pain, his eyes suddenly light up, as if he has found a glimmer of hope. A big sign says - Students will recruit) String 3 Yi: Students will recruit ——Great. Didn't she say that I have no ambition? Well, maybe if I join the student union, she will come back to me? (Read the recruitment sign carefully) Time: 5:30 pm on April 20th, location: Student Union Office in the courtyard next to Classroom 102. (He walked back without knowing what he was talking about.) String 2 The next day, Yi came outside the student union office. Several examiners from the student union were sitting neatly inside, including Mei. But Mei pretended not to know him and didn't see him. Yi looked a little nervous and seemed to be a little nervous. Besides, she was inside, and her heartbeat was even stronger. String 4 Zhu: Oh————I said to that classmate, it’s your turn, why are you still standing there? (He came out and pulled Yi in rudely, pressing him on the bench) Don't be afraid, this is not a guillotine. String 8 Yi was already a little panicked, but after she pulled him like this, he was even more panicked. He looked to the left and to the right and he didn't seem to be a good person, and he seemed to be very vicious. I couldn't help but shudder in my heart. String 6 Tian: Please introduce yourself to this classmate. String 4 Yi: Well - I have lost my memory (Shi Yi), I only remember that (my) class is 03 customs declaration class 3. String 5 Jun: Amnesia? Why do you have amnesia? Don't be nervous. This is not a guillotine. Do we look like bad people? (Smiling evilly at the audience) Hehe————(Facing the audience) Don’t be nervous when you come to the interview! Haha—— String 1 Yi realized that he seemed to have gone to the wrong place, so he turned around to leave, but was immediately pulled back by Zhu and sat firmly on the chair. String 7 Zhu: (Facing the audience) Sit up straight when you come to the interview! Do you understand? String 8 Yi: (He lowered his head impatiently and said with a trembling voice) My ordinary FA is not very SUN, so please keep me informed. My name is Shi Shi, the Yi of perseverance. I have not lost my memory. My name is just Shi Yi. I have a lot of strength. Please don’t forget it. (Looks to both sides of the audience, then to the examiner) Do you understand? String 9 Everyone was even more confused after hearing this. String 9: You must be clear about how you behave (in front of the audience) when you speak in an interview! Just let the examiner understand.
(Hands Yi a pen and paper) You—you’d better write it down! String 3 Yi handed over the written paper, and everyone suddenly understood, and they all said in unison, "Oh, it turns out you have amnesia (Shi Yi). I've admired you for a long time! I've admired you for a long time!!!" String 1 Yi: Where? where? Just call me Stone. String 7 Lin: Okay, Shitou, can you tell me why you want to join the student union? String 6 Yi: Because the student union is the vanguard organization of the Young Pioneers and the reserve army of the party. It is———— String 5 Tian: Is it the definition of the *** Youth League? Come on! ! ! String 8 Yi knew he had said the wrong line and turned to the audience to apologize String 3 Yi: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I memorized the wrong definition. (Turns back to face the examiner) Dumb, - that's it, I wanted to say - -In short, the student union is a good thing—— String 3 Lin: Who is a thing? String 8 Yi: Oh--not a thing, not a thing! String 4 Jun: (very angry) Who is not a thing? How did you say this? Zi Chuan 7 Yi: (Knowing that he has spoken again) Sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it. Zi Chuan 5 Tian: Okay, (facing the audience) So you must think carefully during the interview. If you don't talk, you'll get burned. Can you tell me what your talents are? String 1: (scratches his head) There is a talent show! Imitation - String 2: What? String 9: Chicken? String 7: Fish? String 3: Goose? They all felt strange and looked helpless. String 4 Yi: (Waving his head helplessly) OH, MY GOD! (Looking very proud) I can imitate the stars - String 8 Zhu: WHO? String 1 Jun: Andy Lau? Aaron Kwok? Lai Ming? Or Jacky Cheung!? String 6 Lin: The Four Heavenly Kings? Alas, those are getting old, it can’t be them, I think it should be—— String 5: By the way, (walking out to face the audience while talking), is it this - use the nunchakus quickly, haha ??haha ??- use the nunchakus quickly, haha ??haha ??string 5 Yi shakes his head string 1 Jun: Isn't it? This - the most infatuated man is like the ocean, love is strong in the storm - Xiaogang? String 4 Yi still shakes his head String 7 Lin: Is it this - we who don’t know how to show tenderness think that sacrificing love is just ancient Rumors of - JJ Lin. String 2 Yi or shake his head String 3 Zhu: Could it be - Venice's tears, thinking of you are fragile - (shouting loudly) Yongbang - String 9 Yi or shake his head Shaking his head String 1 Jun: None of Taiwan's top four heroes? String 3 Mei: How can he sing? It's better to ask him to kill pigs! String 9 Lin: (Turns around and whispers to Mei) But he's quite handsome. Well! String 4 Mei: (Pretending to be disapproving but actually feeling very happy) It’s okay! String 6 Yi: Don’t you think I look like a certain celebrity? String 4 Zhu: It seems a little bit. Like Du Dewei—— String 9 Yi: Yes, there is a little resemblance. But what I want to imitate today is——————————, the king of comedy————Stephen Chow————. But I need your help: String 6 Yi pulled them out and asked them to stand in a row. String 5 Yi: You must have seen Stephen Chow's Kung Fu! String 2 Everyone: En String 1 Yi: Let's do it. Let's imitate the scene where Stephen Chow was punched by an old lady when he went to collect protection money. How about? String 6 Everyone: En String 5 Yi: (At this time, put on a decent posture) There are so many of you and there are so few to bully. What's so great about it? If you have the guts to find someone to challenge you (looking around for a moment) you————Okay, it's just you (seeing that fat little guy with strong muscles) Oh, I'm sorry. You got the wrong person (looked at them) You - it's you, whatever you look at, it's you (at this time a giant came out and was frightened again) Oh, sorry, I didn't call you, then Bit, that aunt, it’s you, come out~~~~~```, punch me, punch me in the chest. String 3 (At this time, the aunt slowly walked up and punched Yi lightly, and Yi actually vomited blood) String 1 Yi: (pretending to be calm) What is the aunt's occupation? String 4 Auntie: I work in the fields! String 6 Tian: (Seeing Yi acting so devotedly, I was deeply afraid of his life) Are you okay? OK! Since time is limited, let’s stop here first! We continue with the interview. (After everyone is seated) What else do you want? String 9 Yi: Me! Let me think about it, I can also make up jokes! String 3 Lin: Make one up and listen! Can you make one up on the spot now? String 2 Yi: Well, okay. I remember when we entered the military training and were inspected by the principal, "Hello, classmates" and "Hello, principal" String 7 "Students have worked hard" "Serve the people" "Students are tanned" A boy replied loudly: "The principal is darker ". Ha String 3 Yi: Do you want to tell another one? (Facing the audience) Zhu: Okay, Okay! String 4 Yi: The principal and director *** were riding in the elevator. The principal farted and then asked the director: "Did you fart?" The director said: "No, I didn't fart." Soon, the director was dismissed. The principal said at the meeting: "You can't take on such big things, so what's the use of you?" String 3 The whole audience laughed. String 2 Tian: Be serious.
String 8 Yi: Also, there is an old man who has traveled abroad several times in the past year because of his filial son. Once when I was on a plane, the stewardess asked: "coffee or tea?" He thought that I had drank coffee and tea, so why not try something different this time? Do you know how he answered? (Everyone kept shaking their heads): "I want or, the middle one." The whole audience burst into laughter again - hahaha String 1 Zhu: Okay, okay, that's enough, be serious. What do you think of the changes in our school in the past two years? String 1 Yi: That’s incredible! Let’s talk about the hardware facilities first. Comprehensive experimental buildings are rising from the ground. Indoor basketball halls, table tennis halls, swimming pools, and gyms are all available. It’s cool! ————As for software, our school has bachelor’s, master’s, doctoral, professor, and imported ones! Haha——One is cooler than the other———— String 6 Jun: Come on, come on. Tell me which department you want to enter! String 2 Yi: Huh? How many departments do you have? String 6 Zhu: Come to our Public Security Department? How about it? You look quite strong, so you should—— String 6 Yi: Haha (turning to the audience, showing off his muscles) Really? But I was often bullied in the dormitory! String 3 Jun: Records and Inspection Department? How about it? String 8 Yi: Not good! Is there a department dedicated to playing games? String 4: (Hit Yi on the head) You pig head, you just want to have fun, is there such a good thing? Why are you praying for pie in the sky? String 1 Yi: Then - which department can I join? String 1 Zhu: I see, you are not suitable for any department, so I will let you be the chairman. String 3 Yi: Okay, really! String 3 Mei: (hits his head again) Dreaming again. String 1 Tian: (Turns to Mei and says) How about letting him join your art department? String 6 Mei: No! (Putting his hands on his chest and turning his head to one side) Our department will not accept people like him who are unlearned, unmotivated, and have poor discipline!
Yi: (affectionately) Dear examiners, although I am lazy, uneducated, unmotivated and have poor discipline. But now I am willing to correct them all. If a person makes a mistake once, will he make a mistake every time in the future? I want to be a motivated student, and I hope you will give me a chance. Besides, I will be a flag bearer in the honor guard in the future. You can give me a trial period and give me an evaluation period. If my performance is not good during the assessment period, you are going to push me down. String 6 Tian: (very kindly) Okay! Our student union is a place that focuses on cultivating talents. Based on your sincere attitude, we will give you a chance. But we want to try it out for a month, okay? String 9 Yi: (jumped with joy after hearing this) Really? Thank you, thank you. String 6 Lin: The interview is over, you can leave. Yi: Thank you, thank you all. String 2 Jun: (To the examiners) Okay, the interview is over, let’s go! String 9 Zhu: (patting Yi on the shoulder) You have to work hard in the future! (After finishing speaking, he left) String 4 Yi: (smiled and nodded) Well, thank you! I will! String 1: (Pull Yi aside, but with your back to him) Ask you, who asked you to come? String 5 Yi: Who asked me to come? I did it myself! Hey, how was my performance just now? String 2 Mei: (pretending to ignore him) Humph! String 4 Yi: (Pulls Mei's sleeve in the past) Xiao Mei, look at the Chairman and others, they have given me a chance, so you will give me a chance too, right? I will definitely change my ways. I know it was my fault in the past. I only cared about playing all day long and never thought about studying hard and working hard to improve. But now I realize that I was wrong.
I know that a person must be self-motivated and enterprising, so that he can be worthy of his parents, his country, and (saying it in a sweet and disgusting way) that he can be worthy of you! String 2 Mei: (After hearing this, she smiled and said seriously) Okay, I’ll give you a chance! String 1 Yi: Well (facing the audience) I will study hard and make progress every day in the future, and I will not have a partner during college (I realize I seemed to have said something wrong) Oh, I should only have one partner! (Going over and holding Mei’s hand) Mei, how about going to the movies tonight to celebrate? String 2 Mei: Here we go again, right?
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