A joke of plot reversal

A joke with a reversed plot. In our daily life, we can watch more jokes with reversed plots in our spare time. Such jokes are very dramatic and make us very happy. Next, I will take you to know more jokes about plot reversal.

Story reversal segment 1

1, the university final exam, everyone encourages top students to pass the answer. Out of the examination room, many people asked the top students: why is there a question missing? Is the last question impossible?

The top student calmly replied: the first question won't …

2. The outdoor watch bought by my friend is of good quality. It's not bad to fall off a cliff, but people are dead.

3. The girl gives the boy lunch every day, and two months later ... the boy shyly says to the girl, "Lunch is delicious, I,"

Before the words were finished, the girl said, "Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time! "

4. Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei, "Third Brother, go and kill him."

Zhang Fei galloped his horse and pointed his spear at Lu Bu: "Hey, do you know why Big Brother called me here?"

Lu Bu looked at him: "Come and kill me?" Zhang Fei laughed and said, "No, no, my eldest brother told me to take you."

After saying his word, Lu Bu turned around and cursed: "Bah! Feifei, so many people call me Bubu, don't call me Bubu. "

My brother has to work overtime at night, so he can't come back, leaving me and my nephew at home. It thundered that night, and I was going to sleep. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept in the bed. In order to comfort her, I held her in my arms and we slept together until dawn.

My brother came back and the door was open. My brother watched me sleep with my sister-in-law. Then she smiled and said, "Sister is still sensible."

6. "Take this 200,000 yuan to pay the tuition." Hearing the president's refusal, she blushed: "Oh, no! Although my family is poor, I can't ask for your money! "

"Never mind, wait until I lend it to you and pay it back when you have money." "Ah ... but I have no money ..." "Then sell yourself, huh?" The president provoked an evil smile on her chin.

She couldn't help being intoxicated and nodded shyly. Then the president sent her to the northeast to sell ginseng.

7. There is a very powerful person in the Jianghu, and his master can fossilize all his skills. One day, he found his enemy and thought! Oh! I will hurt the person he loves most! So he petrified his enemy's wife! The enemy stared at him and said, dare to turn your wife into a fossil! He paused: the lonely birds sang their sadness ...! ?

8. When I cut onions, I always close my eyes, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

9. On National Day, I took my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou. I asked my son, "Do you like it here?" I like it, he said happily. So I sold him to the local traffickers.

10, I watched her in the park for a long time. She sat there quietly drinking beer, her eyes red, as if she had something on her mind. In an instant, all kinds of questions about this mysterious beauty flashed in my mind.

The second paragraph of the story reversal joke 1, "Mulan, I like you! Let's be together! " "Wocao, do you know that I am a woman? ! ! ""Wocao, are you a woman? !

2. "It's better to tear down ten temples than ruin a marriage!" This sentence is essentially bullying the monk's honesty.

3. "Double Eleven ugly people are shopping. What about beauty? " "Sell air conditioning!

I pestered the goddess for a month, and finally she was seriously injured.

5. Tell you a story about hiding a knife in a smile, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

6. In chemistry class, the teacher asked, What is sodium? The audience was silent. What is sodium? Sodium is a magical road.

7. Gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. And those hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service, I simply can't afford it.

8, married for many years, sleeping until midnight, my husband suddenly turned and hugged his wife and said that her life was too short. My wife woke up and was moved to tears when she heard this sentence. My husband continued, I can't even cover my feet.

9. Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. Actually, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

10, your pursuit and persistence in this life. I worked hard all the way, and watched my 200,000 in my hand become 5 million, and then from 5 million to more than 6.5438+million. What I want to tell you is that the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken.

Joke 1, the goddess asked me to borrow money and repeatedly promised to pay it back, but I hesitated. She asked, "You don't believe me?"

I told her, "My mother said that the more beautiful a woman is, the less trustworthy she is."

She smiled coldly: "You trust your mother so much, it seems that your mother is quite ugly."

2. Lack of experience in chasing girls for the first time. Brothers asked me to invite women to the movies and ask for ghost movies. I made an appointment with the goddess last week, and she agreed. The effect is not bad, just like others said.

At first I buried my head in her arms. . .

My female colleague and sister went to work in the unit during the summer vacation and just entered the university this year.

I said, "If you don't fall in love in high school, you must talk to the university, otherwise your university will be incomplete."

She replied: "I am not complete if I say it!"

4. "Although the child is not yours, he still calls you dad by your surname. Look at Lao Wang next door. This is obviously his own son, but he doesn't recognize him and doesn't take his surname. Is he more sad? "

I feel much better after listening to my wife.

It was still raining when I got off the bus, so I took out my umbrella. Seeing a lot of people on the platform, I just want to throw it down. As a result, the umbrella flew out and the handle remained in my hand. Many people are embarrassed. I picked up my umbrella and left without looking back, only to hear laughter coming from behind. . . ,

6. In the morning, I felt my way out in the thick fog. I saw an old man sitting alone by the road. There is a table in front of him. The table is covered with white cloth, and there is a cylinder with a sign in it. So he stepped forward, picked up the cylinder and shook it at a sign. He said to the old man, "life is like fog, where is the way?" Can the old man explain? " ? The old man said, what are you doing with my chopsticks? I sell breakfast. Why are you moving my chopsticks?

7. What is obsessive-compulsive disorder? My wife looked at me doubtfully and asked. I took a deep breath of my cigarette and answered, just like I like your sister. "My wife was very happy. After a while, she ran over and dumped me. Hey! Did I say something wrong?

8. Dad works in a glass factory and must wear gloves when he works. One night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze blew. My father felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked in horror, "Brother, what are you doing?" "Oh, I'm used to it. Wear gloves before work every time, so that you won't cut yourself and leave any marks. " The driver turned blue. ...