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The 2011 award-winning novel "Part 1: It's so suspenseful". Lao Zhang came home from get off work early and found that his wife was having an affair with his secretary. He was so frightened that he ran back to the work unit and sighed: It's so suspenseful. The leader almost discovered it. Leave early! "Part 2: Modesty" Lao Zhang is timid and stupid. One day after drinking, I dared to interrogate my wife. She denied it and said: It was only once. Lao Zhang pointed at his wife and said angrily: You...you...you are humble! "Part 3: Forgiveness" Lao Zhang was helpless and talked to the secretary's wife. The secretary's wife was very angry: Let's take revenge on them. After the incident, the secretary's wife got angry and took revenge again! Five times in a row. Lao Zhang knelt down and begged for mercy: Please, sister-in-law, I have forgiven them! "Part 4: Sympathy" Lao Zhang went home and had a showdown with his wife, and his wife finally admitted it and said that only after cheating did she find out that the original was better! Lao Zhang excitedly Said: I feel the same. I feel the same... "Part 5: Married Girl" Lao Zhang had an ugly girl who could never get married and hoped to be abducted. One day, her dream finally came true. She was kidnapped. The kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her back. At the same place, the woman refused to get out of the car. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet and said: Let's go! I don’t want the car anymore! "Part Six: Lao Zhang's Personal Year-end Summary" Problems: He likes to eat, pick up girls, play cards, and drink. Analyze the reasons: the food is delicious, the girls are easy to hang out with, the cards are easy to play, and the wine is good to drink. Summarize experience: Eat well, pick up girls well, play cards well, drink well. Corrective measures: Eat well, hang out with girls well, play cards well, drink well. Directions for efforts: Eat good food, pick up good girls, play cards well, and drink good wine. "Part 7: Resignation" The beauty at the front desk of Lao Zhang's company cried and wanted to resign.

Colleagues were surprised and asked: "You have done a good job, why are you resigning?" The beauty said angrily: "I don't want to resign, but there is a bastard in the company named Gao Gao who is always late!" The manager advised: "Then you It’s not like I’m going to resign!” The beauty continued to explain: “It doesn’t matter if he’s late. The problem is that every day someone asks me if I’m having an orgasm.”

Little Cinema Advertisement: After the Beauty Fainted Being dragged into the forest by seven men... It’s worth seeing, buy a ticket! During the screening, your uncle: Snow White! Advertisement for the next day: A stormy ecstasy of one woman and seven men, it’s not Snow White! It’s attractive, and it’s not Snow White, buy the tickets! During the screening, Grandma’s: Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea! The next day the advertisement changed again: the husband was killed, the beautiful wife fell into the clutches of seven boys... If you are tempted, believe it again and buy a ticket! During the screening, I thought: Calabash Baby!