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The painful experience of taking my mother out for a trip
? But the reality is very skinny, and the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.
1. I saw the beautiful sea in Nanmenwan, and my mother said it was like that. What's the point? It's almost like Oujiang River behind my house.
The moment I saw the sunrise, I stared at it excitedly. She simply said, "This is just a sun. I can't get enough of it hanging in the sky every day. Everything here is as round as home, but not square. "
She usually loves drinking, but she brought a bottle of red wine in her bag. My mother: I brought a bottle of red wine. Me: I don't believe it. That's crazy, drunkard. Go out to play and bring wine for a few days My mom: Bet you wear it and your head will explode. ? Caught off guard, he gave me a brain damage first, and then took out the wine with a smile. There really is an alcoholic mother. After coming out for so many days, a bottle of red wine soon disappeared, and beer and white ones were bought one after another. There is another episode in The Little White Bottle. There was liquid in the security check, so I had to take it out for a drink. When I was in Xiaobai, I really wanted one? This hole can be drilled.
3, do not like to take pictures. I always take pictures when I go out to play. My mother is afraid of the sun. She would rather not take pictures in the big sun. Even if there were, she would be too ugly to delete them. Really angry. Let her take pictures of me, all the photos are pasted, and the mobile phone is manually made by her ~
People say that she was happy when she was young, but uncomfortable when she was old, like a child. ? Scene 1: My mother: How old do you think I am? ? Driver: About 52 years old. After getting off the bus, I counted my fingers there and proudly said, I am five years younger! ? Situation 2: Me: I want two peanut soups. Shopkeeper: Cold or warm? Me: Hmm ... iced. Shopkeeper: The other one is for the old man. It's still hot. The old man's stomach is not very good. Me: Then it's all warm. After returning to the hotel at night, my mother kept whispering in my ear: She looks 50 or 60 years old, her eyes are wrinkled, and she calls me an old man ~
5. Because my mother's Mandarin is not standard, she is not confident to talk to strangers. Generally, you have to buy something or talk about the price. I hope she can be brave, exercise herself bravely, and then bravely recognize her old age.
6. I met a couple on the road and recommended something I thought was delicious. Then the aunt talked to me enthusiastically about her magpies and their experiences in traveling to Indonesia. My mother couldn't get a word in. She kept slapping me and showing me the photos she found with her mobile phone, trying to get my attention like a baby. Typical little jealousy ~
7. Go swimming at the beach. Me: to buy a swimsuit? My mom: Just buy it. ? I bought a bathing suit and a swimming ring, because neither of us can swim, so I want to play with water. Put on your bathing suit and stand on the beach and say, I'm standing right here. Go by yourself. After three or four persuasion, I fell into the water and played like a child. I can't tell whether she is a mother or I am a mother, and I have to coax her into the water, which I obviously like.
8. There are really many roads in Gulangyu, and the B&B is so biased. After visiting the Huimin hut on Longtou Road, it was dark and there were few people on the road. My mother: It's a good thing I came with you. Look at this road. How dare you go alone? She looks very proud. She can protect me.
9. My mother: I am old and can't walk ~? Me: You are not a princess. Why do you always shout that you are too tired to walk? Shall I call a sedan chair to carry you? The next day, I went to the Botanical Garden in Xiamen, where there was a hill. Me: Don't climb, you'll be too tired. It shouldn't be interesting. Mom: We are all here. Let's go up and have a look. Dally got up quickly, as if to prove to me what she said last night, and her face was covered with the expression "I'm good".
? On this trip, she said every day that she would go home, saying that this was the last trip and she would never go out again. Let her sign up for the senior tour group next time. I can't stand her. Originally, I wanted to go to fishbone sandbar, but she didn't want to, so I couldn't go. That day, she went shopping to buy seafood.
? The world is so big, single dog quickly found a boyfriend and went out for a walk with him. Mom is too difficult to wait on.
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