Traffic jam, scenery, humor in friends circle, tell me about it.

Traffic jam to see the scenery, humor in the circle of friends. I feel so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

3. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

4. An hour's journey, an hour's trek.

5. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

7. expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

8. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

9. People always say that they will wait for her/him in fate. I waited for 20 years and didn't say anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in a traffic jam? Say something.

10.？ The traffic jam is so annoying that as soon as something goes wrong, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

1 1. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

12.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

13. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

14. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

15. expressway, caught in a traffic jam, cheated ... wasted time on the road.

16. The apes on both sides of the strait kept crying and didn't live in a car at home. ?

17. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

18. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.

19. There was a traffic jam in expressway last night, so I ran down to shoot stars. ?

20. Hello, hello, hello. ?

Traffic jam, scenery, humor, friends circle, part 2 1. There is always a traffic jam on the way home, and it seems that the more you think about it, the more tortuous it is.

22. It's another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so they just use this time to talk about love with the environment.

23. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

24. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Jay. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. A few hours' journey took me a day, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

25. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

26. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

27. You can see the scenery every day on the road in traffic jams, and the sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

28. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

29. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

30. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

3 1. There is a kind of pain that people are still stuck on the road when they arrive, and there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to watch traffic jams.

32. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

33. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

34.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

35. In the morning, it's basically biscuits and flour, that's all.

36. Cars are blocked from the toll booth to the provincial highway. Why not let them go for free?

37. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

38. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

39. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become upstarts.

40. Traffic jams are not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is uncomfortable to hold your urine.

Forced to get stuck in a traffic jam after work, I sent a humorous joke (40 articles) from a circle of friends.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. The traffic jam was so serious that I just got off and had a meal.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

When I came home tonight, it was raining and there was a traffic jam. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

Today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

7. Mom said that Qingguo College Road would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't ask me to walk by car.

8. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

9. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

10. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, you go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

1 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

12. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

13. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

14. Is it blocked today?

15. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

16. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

17. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

18. worried? When will the digging stop? ?

19. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

20.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.

22.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

23. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

25. expressway, I was caught in a traffic jam and wasted more time on the road.

26. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

27.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

28. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

29. On the highway, traffic jams last for more than ten hours.

30. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

3 1. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

32. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

33. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become upstarts.

34. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

35. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

36.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

37. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

38. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

39. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

40. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

The circle of friends with traffic jams is common.

Friends circle copy sent by traffic jam (I) 1. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood Who stands in the way knows.

Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

There is a traffic jam at the gate of the ice crystal every morning. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

On the way to work, the traffic jam was a mess, and the red light stopped and the green light didn't move for a long time. ?

6. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

7. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

8. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free?

9. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

10. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?

1 1. An egg is stuck on the bridge, and the road under the bridge is still long, so it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

12. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

13. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

14. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, expressway all over the country became a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

15. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to the high-speed train at the moment, feeling that nothing was found.

16. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

17. Traffic jam is not the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing is that you are stuck in traffic, your car GPS said.

Copy of friends circle sent by traffic jam (part two) 18. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!

19. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

20.？ The National Day Expressway is both a crash festival and a traffic jam festival, with more than a dozen accidents in one night.

2 1. Go home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams don't block your heart!

22. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

23. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are more prominent.

24. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

25. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.

26. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

27. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

28. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the viaduct is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

29. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

30. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

32. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

33. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

34. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

Copywriting in traffic jam circle of friends (Chapter III) 35. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Lao Tzu in the middle.

36. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

37. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

38. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. Viaduct blocked, overpass stopped. ?

39.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

40. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

4 1. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam in expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

42. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

43. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

44. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

45. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

46. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

47. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

48. It took two and a half hours to walk less than 8 kilometers, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

49. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

How to send a circle of friends in traffic jams?

How to send a circle of friends with traffic jams? 1. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

2. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

3. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

4. It's another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so they just use this time to talk about love with the environment.

The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

6. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

7. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

8. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd doll in history. What a sin! ...

9. Get used to the traffic jam, don't worry. Hum a tune slowly.

10. The cruelest curse I've ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?

1 1.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

12.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

13. Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, please join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

14. It rains all night and festivals are always blocked by cars.

15. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

16. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

17. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cry and don't live in cars at home. ?

How to send a circle of friends with traffic jams? Part II 18. Xia: It must be exciting to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.

19. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

20. It took two and a half hours to walk less than 8 kilometers, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

2 1. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they don't want to leave for a long time. ?

22. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, a cleaner, an insurance company and a gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector who issues and collects cards at high speed without charge.

23. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

24. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

25. I am still very sad when I come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. From last night's concert to the late high-speed train at this moment, I feel that there is no time not to find something to do.

26. Come on, good luck hurts people, and traffic jams at full speed.

27. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

28. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road. ?

29. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

30. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

3 1. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

32. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.

I am very dissatisfied with the traffic jam. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

34. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour.

How to send a circle of friends in traffic jams? 35. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

36. Are you stuck in traffic today?

37. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

38. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

39. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers turned off the engine directly!

40. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.

4 1. A girl was caught in a traffic jam in expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

42.？ The traffic jam is so annoying that as soon as something goes wrong, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

43. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

44. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

45. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the roads would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

46. "The bridge is blocked every day. When I drive to work without traffic jams, I get on the bridge smoothly. That's a real jackpot!

47. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

48. I bought a globe when the May Day holiday came. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

49. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

50. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?