Tianyahaijiao tourist trap

Sanya is back, and her mind is full of three "zis":

Coconut, liar, and fool.

Let’s talk about coconut first. There are so many coconut trees in Hainan, they line both sides of the avenue, and most of them are covered with fruits. I didn't dare to walk under the tree for fear that a coconut would fall and crack my head open. I even think that if Newton was born in Hainan, what would hit him on the head would not be an apple, but a coconut. But the strange thing is that I didn't see a coconut falling from the tree. Even if I shook the tree hard, the coconut didn't move. A native of Hainan told me that coconuts in Hainan have eyes. If they are not their own owners, they will never fall off. I'm dizzy, I must be so snobbish. I didn't expect Coconut to be more loyal than a dog.

Let’s talk about liars. In the past, many people spread rumors that liars are a specialty of Henan, but as long as you have been to Hainan, you will find that this statement is very sorry for Hainan. Ever since I took the boat across the sea, I seemed to be living in a state of deception. It seems that "sea" is more powerful than "river".

The hotel I stayed in cost 600 yuan a day. It said it was in Sanya, but it was actually in a rural town. I went to downtown Sanya and drove It takes 1 and a half hours. Not to mention the distance, the first thing I do when I get up in the morning is to go downstairs and line up to brush my teeth. The reason is that the floor is too high (fourth floor) and the water pressure cannot be raised. The next day I arrive in Sanya. , my friend gave me a free travel ticket and told me to go in style, so I went there looking forward to it. But from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m., I was tricked by the tour guide into visiting five famous attractions. It's an inexplicable shopping mall. What's especially funny is that when I visited a jewelry center, the owner happened to have a happy event, and he personally received us. The owner claimed to be a wealthy man in Thailand and the leader of an independent group. Wearing a gold necklace thicker than a dog chain, it is said that his third wife gave birth to a son weighing 8 pounds and 8 taels for him at 6:18 this morning. Therefore, the boss is very happy. In order to let us share the happiness, he He generously decided to sell us a jewelry necklace priced at 4,000 yuan for only 200 yuan. (This liar has been playing tricks for many years. He once said that he was from the Thai underworld and his father ran a liquor store in Haikou. What the hell. ), everyone must be careful when going there! )

Although I am not familiar with jewelry, I can see that there is no difference between the jewelry and the 10 yuan items bought at the street stalls. People will buy these junk, but after getting on the bus, I was surprised to find that almost all the women who visited bought a lot of these junk. God, have all the women in this bus been hit by coconuts? I thought I was smart? It was very high, so I would never be fooled, but I still got tricked at the Hainan Specialty Products Center. I saw a kind of "Coconut Tree" brand cigarettes with good packaging. It was said that they sold them for 20 yuan a pack with a ticket. I was curious, so I I bought a few cigarettes and planned to take them back to my group of smokers. But when I returned to the hotel, I unfortunately looked at these cigarettes in the store downstairs. It turned out that they were only 2.5 yuan a pack (or 3.5 yuan? I I forgot), it’s specially supplied to migrant workers in Hainan. I’m so angry that I want to buy a coconut and smash the owner of the specialty center to death. It’s definitely not possible to give away such cigarettes. It would be a pity to throw them away. There is no other way. I had to smoke by myself. Yesterday, some friends who came to visit me for New Year’s greetings saw me and were very envious, thinking that I was savoring the island style, but they didn’t expect that what Teacher Yang was smoking was not cigarettes, but tears of regret.

(This It is also one of the attractions I visited in Hainan. A so-called knife center specializes in selling kitchen knives to tourists. This person is called a tourist guide, funny)

The newspaper said that housing prices in Hainan are very expensive, as high as several thousand dollars. In case of square meters, my friend told me that the most realistic situation is that a large number of people are selling their houses and almost no one is buying a house. The current vacancy rate in Hainan is as high as 80%, which is rare in the world. It is an illusion that hotels are full during the Spring Festival. In fact, 4- and 5-star hotels are not good at occupancy because room prices have soared 5 to 10 times higher than usual. Small hotels priced below 1,000 yuan are indeed full of guests, but the conditions there are too poor. , can hardly keep up with county-level guest houses. Speaking of seaside bathing beaches, I regret to tell you that if you want to kiss the sea, don’t go to the most famous Oriental Bathing Beach in Sanya. You can go to Tianya Haijiao, which is relatively clean. I have visited almost all the famous beaches in China, but Sanya is relatively dirty. Cigarette butts, cans, leftovers, and toilet paper were everywhere. My feet and hands were scratched by glass bottles on the seabed. This is the only clean beach in Sanya, in the ends of the earth. But my feet were scratched by glass on other beaches, so I looked sad and angry. Haha)

Speaking of fools, there are more. It is said that nearly one million people come to Hainan during the Spring Festival. I think most of them are outstanding representatives of fools. Of course, I am not qualified to scold others. I am also one of these 1 million idiots.

Perhaps Hainan’s tourism has developed too fast in recent years. The original cultural accomplishment of the Hainan people and the backward tourism facilities are far from meeting the needs of tourists. Therefore, everything in it seems messy. , lawlessness. Especially in Sanya, all the people and things I experienced had the attitude of being desperate and willing to do anything to make a fortune. It is said that development is the last word, but I had some doubts about this statement in Sanya.

If you can do anything disgusting for the sake of development, then robbers and thieves should also be honest professions. To put it bluntly, they are also pursuing the hard truth of "personal development."

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