humorous story

The starting point of the three books of God-unique and extremely funny. Here is a copy:

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It's not surprising that the first one came.

Ranked third; Jiuzhuanjin

Reason; You can tell by the name that the miracle of the author's standard is that the author has recommended votes every day.

The reason for watching; I just came to read the book review.

Ranked second; Master of online games (starting point deleted)

Reason; Disabled people can easily read books (including brain defects). Amazingly, the author actually signed the contract of 17K.

The reason for watching; Xiaoming's master is mighty, and his younger brother has come to worship.

Ranked first; Alien Road (deleted by the starting point)

Reason; If you can understand the legendary gobbledygook, you can take part in the miracle. The 500,000 words serialized at the starting point were listed beside the recommendation before being edited and deleted by the starting point.

The reason for watching; It is necessary to cultivate immortality. If you can understand and understand this secret, you can become an immortal in one step.

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After reading "Nine Turn to Golden Body", I felt that I was struck by thunder and wrote a poem.

"Nine turn golden body definitely (definitely and tactic. . Very hate) "

I was first moved by the name Xiao Lei.

The protagonist is an orphan, very good, grandpa died, even better, the protagonist relaxed.

The two brothers have nothing, one has more money and the other has more power, and then the protagonist has only a few hundred in his pocket.

The aura of the earth is indifferent. . So the protagonist is ashamed that he spent a little more time. It took him half a month to get the elixir and January to get the baby. . Very good, very good, very powerful. If it is not weak, I am afraid that one day, two days in Yuan Ying, three days in Shen Yuan, four days still empty, five days in Du Jie, six days in Tao and seven days in soaring. .

The master is very good. He confiscated his apprentice 30 billion years ago and brought a brother before. The master is over 10 billion years old and the life span of the universe is 20 billion years. You existed before dawn, saint.

The protagonist practiced for two years and went home ... and then ...

As soon as the protagonist came home, my brother knocked at the door.

A person has a set of merits and no one will fail.

Dude, this is an idiot. It will only take a year to lay the foundation.

Fortunately, I will cheat, just two days a year.

These three loyal brothers all follow the example of Wei Liu.

I don't know the rest. One person and two godmothers.

In just two chapters, I touched the thunder hundreds of millions of times.

After reading this article today, you will know the real meaning:

Since ancient times, there have been many white characters, which can be done at the age of three or five.

If you ask who stands at the top, only 10,000 people will fall.

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Sanjiang level makes people laugh. How many years has the editor not read a book?

I thought I wanted to write, but now I know it's better than writing.

No matter how white it is, you look very white anyway.

Brain-dead dog blood is not enough, it is the key to shock people.

Write a book tomorrow, regardless of literary talent.

It doesn't matter if the title is misspelled, it's a little something at the beginning.

Although it is divided into two paragraphs, the grammar is sidelined.

The plot is old-fashioned, logical and full of nonsense.

The title of the book should be fierce and shocking, and there should be no less introduction advertisements.

When I was a child, my father died, my mother died, and I had to die when I came out.

I don't even have money, and I'm not afraid of having brothers.

One has tens of billions, and the other has the right to mix with the central government.

Travel to save chickens, no matter where the guardrail is.

The walk-on chick is so stupid, why want to die?

We are not afraid of falling off the cliff. We woke up with nothing.

Find a cave and worship it a few times, and the invincible master will appear.

I also sent a martial arts and a treasure, and a senior brother before I left.

That's a wonderful skill. Fuck off.

Direct practice is only six turns, and nine turns into Buddha is also a dish.

Just practice the elixir for a few more days.

It's easy to write a book like this, all the way to the end.

The reader bows to Xiao Bai, and the editor of Sanjiang waves the flag and shouts.

There are too few online works, so the author quickly signed the contract.

Push hard, seal, push three rivers, push up, push down and push in the middle.

Although the masterpiece is of high quality, it still needs packaging to build it.

The editor escorted Xiaobaitui and was on the list within two months.

Newcomers take the first place and win the championship at the weekend.

Monthly ticket weeks, plank brick first also not afraid.

From then on, Bai Wen was like a dog, and Sanjiang editor laughed.

Sigh that the net text has a high grade, and everyone can enter the Three Rivers.

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Finally, I want to make it clear that "Nine Turn to Gold" is a controversial book not long before the starting point. A friend kindly "recommended" me before. Who knew I vomited blood directly after reading less than 1000 words? After reading the first chapter, I have to wonder why the author is so unlucky now! Except for n typos, many "interchangeable words" were not mentioned. Just the collocation of words and semantic logic like primary school students is enough to make you sick for half a day!

However, it is such a novel that can make people vomit blood, and it has even reached the starting point of the Sanjiang list! What is the source of the Three Rivers? The starting point has always said that words are the main reference data. But the text of this book should have been out of touch with Sanjiang list!

As for why such a book can be listed, no one knows! Some people say that the author is Chen Tianqiao's nephew, others say that he is the younger brother of Starting Point God, and others say that the author is the younger brother of Starting Point Editor-in-Chief. However, the most mainstream view is that this book is a spoof from the starting point!

What is this? Only Jianfeng Bao knows!

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Anti-stream-of-consciousness art-The world is the master of online games.

Today, I read my great masterpiece "Master of Online Games", and I felt a lot. The history that China people can't get Nobel Prize in Literature is coming to an end.

The author makes a comprehensive discussion and bold innovation on modern writing techniques, and adopts a writing technique that has never been tried before-let's call it anti-stream of consciousness. Its characteristic is to hide or omit the consciousness of all characters, and only rely on the behavior and language of characters to express their inner activities. The arrangement of the story and the connection of the plot are generally not limited by time, space or logic, causality, and often show the jump and change of time and space, and there is no close logical connection between the two scenes in time and place. Time often crosses or overlaps in the past, present and future. The disorder and inversion of characters' language is also the author's ingenuity, which embodies the nihilistic connection between people in this bizarre world.

Please read the following passage: In 2046 BC, Wang Xiaoming was born in a small village. His parents were all smiles and finally gave birth to your son. Parents are very happy!

When Wang Xiaoming was 3 years old, she went on a trip with her parents and had a good time!

Wang Xiaoming started kindergarten at the age of five, and Wang Xiaoming has always been a very nice person.

Wang Xiaoming's father said, "A mother should be filial to my son."

When Wang Xiaoming was 7 years old, Wang Xiaoming lit a fire and the whole family had a disaster relief accident. Wang Xiaoming was very sad when his parents died. Wang Xiaoming can't live any longer, as if he were going to kill himself.

The author's brushwork is to write all the past events of the protagonist Wang Xiaoming in the most straightforward language. None of them are the stream of consciousness of the characters. The work is to let readers construct Xiao Ming's happy childhood life through the dialogue between Xiao Ming's parents. The phrase "a mother should be filial to her son" subverts the dogma believed by the whole society in the past and shows the subtle feelings between mother and child in a tortuous and strange way. It is an eternal quatrain! In the last paragraph, why did Xiaoming light the fire? Seemingly inexplicable, it is essentially the author's thorough deconstruction of the dark side of society. Under the happiness of nothingness, people's hearts are full of inexplicable emptiness and loneliness, and the result of this emptiness is to light the torch of resistance! The last sentence, with three "look" in succession, is an exciting one, showing sadness and despair to the extreme! I am very sad, I can't live any longer, I want to commit suicide, and I don't need a little conscious description, but I can also feel the pain of suffocation. Isn't this a cruel whipping and taunting to this society?

The author's biography is the essence of his technique. Look at the following paragraph: let me tell you, what is the article?

Everybody, listen to me. What exactly does this article mean? Speak your mind. To discuss with you. . One thing to say is, help me order it, or my book will become nameless forever. This sentence was prepared casually by myself. The article reads: Without money, there is no stable life. I will always be a beggar, and I will steal some money. Please pay attention and help me. Please, I'm Xiao Xin. This name is my real name, the original name is Li. . . Please call me Xin. Help me this time! ! ! ! ! ! Without it, my book will be destroyed forever. . . . . . . Of course, if you have any comments, just say it! ! ! ! !

The author's understanding of human nature is almost perfect and profound. He can fully understand people's bad habits and reflect them in many ways. There are straightforward feelings and euphemistic and implicit narratives. All kinds of writing methods are eclectic. You can explain your canvassing requirements, or threaten tj, or earn tears at a young age. In the face of different objects, you can attack the shortcomings of human nature! With broad compassion, the author once again mocked the registered users of the starting point.

Look at the following paragraph:

There is only one orphan, and his name is Wang Xiaoming. In order to study, Wang Xiaoming hopes to be admitted to a key university and win honor for her parents! ! When he grows up, he only studies. Wang Xiaoming left his parents and had no family or relatives. Wang Xiaoming went to visit relatives. A few days later, Wang Xiaoming found a nanny, Wang Xiaoming went to the nanny's house, and Wang Xiaoming looked after the nanny.

Wang Xiaoming said, "open the door. I was passing by. I have no parents. Please do something for me. "

The nanny said, "What are you going to say, young man?"

Wang Xiaoming said, "I have no parents. Can I stay with your family? "

The nanny said, "Well, you have no parents. I believe you. Let you live for many years. Yes, how old are you? "

Wang Xiaoming said, "I am only seven years old."

The nanny said, "Come on in, I'll help you make something to eat."

Wang Xiaoming is only seven years old. He must consider his parents. If he wants to study hard and endure hardships, the first thing Wang Xiaoming should do is to bury his parents.

Wang Xiaoming said, "When I grow up, I will grow up and study hard."

This paragraph seems to be more unconscious, the memory of the characters is vague, and the speech is upside down, but it is not. The protagonist has been living under the happiness of nothingness, full of resentment towards society and extremely disappointed with the vicissitudes of the world. But in disappointment, the author has begun to study a brand-new way of life, and also saw the good side of society. The nanny is willing to take care of Xiao Ming with only one word from him. His enthusiasm and trust ignited Xiao Ming's hope. While destroying the old social structure, the author tries to create sincerity and trust between people in his imagination. This kind of trust is not based on money and blood, but on the collision of souls, which tactfully shows the frank side of human beings as creatures.

From the aspect of language style, the author boldly chooses the jumping brush strokes, omitting everything that can be inferred, and nakedly reveals the goodness of human beings!

The author is not talking about parents, but parents. It can be seen that parents are just a phantom of the author's fiction, a carrier to express his thoughts.

Xiaoming religion

Xiao Ming, the school leader, was widely advertised, but was deleted;

Starting point atrocities, people and gods are angry, heroes in the world, advise convergence;

Leaders have training, who is the starting point, should be wrong and must apologize;

I wait for the congregation, pray devoutly, vote every day and burn the flame;

The flame will never go out and the struggle will never end. It is difficult for He Wei to publicize my holy religion.