God’s funny copywriting

The following are some funny copywriting of divine reversal:

1. The farthest distance in the world is that you are inside the screen and I am outside the screen.

2. Why do I feel like the whole world has become colder every time I come out of the shower?

3. Some people say that staying up late can lead to sudden death. I was so frightened that I quickly looked up at my bed. It was okay, the lights were not turned off.

4. I think about why I am still single every day. I have thought about it for a long time. It turns out that it is because I am not good-looking enough.

5. Since buying insurance, I am no longer afraid of running out of money to buy a new mobile phone.

6. I heard that there is radiation when sleeping with a mobile phone next to a pillow. I was so scared that I quickly threw the pillow away.

7. I went to the hospital today and the doctor asked me: "What's wrong with you?" I said: "I don't know, it just looked like this when I woke up in the morning."

8. I didn’t want to send you a message, but I couldn’t help but say, it’s like when I see that familiar figure while squeezing the subway, I always want to say hello unconsciously.

9. I like traveling, especially traveling alone, because I can walk freely on the road without worrying about being asked for directions or helping to lead the way.

10. Every time I go out, I spend a long time dressing myself up, but every time after I go out, I feel like I am dressed like I am in a vegetable market.

I hope these copywriting can bring you laughter!