Are there any philosophical and humorous stories?

[[[the truth explained in the philosophical joke]]]

A father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who take this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" " The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets!"

-does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, while father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

-We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with others and lenient with ourselves.

There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are very bad and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

-although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How wonderful thoughts are, and how to think about them is up to you

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Students who are also in the third grade of primary school want to be clowns in the future. Teacher China denounced it as: "If you have no ambition, you can't teach a boy!" Foreign teachers will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!"

-As elders, we not only demand more than encouragement, but also define success narrowly.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging beside her: "slow down and be careful!" The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil! " The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." The husband calmly replied, "I just want to let you know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around ..." < P >-It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other person's point of view and position.

a bus full of passengers is moving fast down the hill, and a man is chasing it closely. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I'm the driver of this car!"

-some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will eventually be fully displayed.

a: "the new neighbor is so hateful that he came to ring my doorbell in the middle of the night last night." B: "It's really hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " A: "No. I think they are crazy and continue to play my trumpet. "

-everything happens for a reason. if you can see your own mistakes first, the answer will be different.

Zhang San was driving on a mountain path. While he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" The more Zhang San thought about it, the more angry he became. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig!" Just after the scolding, he ran head-on into a group of pigs crossing the road.

-don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others.

The little boy asked his father, "Do fathers always know more than sons?" Dad replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

-authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap in the shower, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here. It may take half an hour to get there." Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?" The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, then jump hard, and you can let Xiaoming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

-since things have happened, why not face them calmly and comfortably. It is better to be relieved if you are worried, and it is better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.

A big solid lock is hung on the gate, and an iron rod has made great efforts, but it still can't be pried open. The key came, and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

-everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key and enter other people's hearts.

thank you!