Travel guide to Xiamen-Remember the pit you stepped on?

This trip went to Xiamen, a small and fresh city that I have been longing for. My roommate's sister is from Xiamen. She always speaks soft Minnan dialect, which is gentle and gentle. When she mentioned the beautiful Gulangyu Island and the soft freshly baked pineapple cake, she couldn't help drooling just thinking about it. It's rare to take a few days off. I'm like a teenager. I can finally untie the veil of the goddess, and I can't help but be prepared.

The first morning I arrived in Xiamen. I take a taxi from the railway station. The driver is fine. He sent us to the door of the inn and threw cold water on us, saying that there was nothing to eat in Xiamen. When we arrived at Zeng Cuo An Village Inn, we put down our things. We want to go directly to Xiamen University. Just out of the alley, a driver said enthusiastically that he would take a taxi for 8 yuan. I was moved at that time, and as a result. . . The scene at that time was like this:

Driver: Xiamen University is not allowed to enter today. You can only enter after 12:00- 2:00 noon and 5:30 pm.

Me: (? ⊙ω⊙`)? But today is a holiday. Can't you go in all day?

Driver: Ordinary students are on holiday, and the research hasn't come out yet.

Me: Let's go to Fort Hu Lishan first. _? )

Driver: The performance won't start until 4:30 in Fort Hu Lishan. Why not build a sightseeing bus first? )?

Me: (Inner os: Is sightseeing bus free? Even if it's free, I don't really want to go by car. . . ) ah. . . Let's go near Xiamen University first. . . ( ')

Therefore, Xiamen University allows tourists to visit. On the return train, I caught a tour group. Aunt in the next bed said that the tour guide told them that Xiamen University was not allowed to visit, so I took a look at it at the door and left. . .

There are really many legends about Xiamen University. . .

By the way, there are many performances in Fort Hu Lishan, but they are all full-time. Admission time is 4: 30 pm, and it is 5 pm in summer. Drivers and things like that are really boring. . . . It's terrible. . .

On the first night, we booked a boat ticket to Gulangyu for the next day at the inn's little brother. It is said that we will wait for an hour, listen to the guide, sit under the air conditioner and blow the wind, and then we can go to the island smoothly.

While waiting, he took us to a place selling jade and locked us in a small room. A little girl solemnly explained the knowledge about pearls to us. The little girl looks immature and obviously feels nervous and unskilled when she speaks. After that, I probably couldn't go on, and then I invited experts who knew jade to come in. A young brother came in before the expert came in.

Brother Oscar: Let me tell you something about jade, pickup truck and pickup truck (omit 300 words of basic knowledge of jade identification). Gee, there's nothing to talk about, as you all know. It is said that this stupid place has just opened, just like it is going to close down (shopping spots brought by tour groups, you know). Things are very expensive. My home is in Xishuangbanna, which is produced by us. The tourism in our place is even more terrible. We will go to 1 1 store once to pick up the goods (omit the word 100 here). I have to make up enough time. Eight minutes left. Let's wait another eight minutes.

(8 minutes of silence)

(There is applause next door at this time)

Brother Oscar: Oh, they really say, I'm not good at it. This is my jade. I was caught. I'll open the door later, so give me some applause, or I'll lose face. ( ? )

My uncles and aunts were all moved by my brother's sincerity. My little brother spit out this broken shopping mall and spit out the money here. The guests before spitting out were not kind, but very sincere. My uncles and aunts all spit and laughed their heads off. So when I opened the door, I gave warm applause.

Brother Oscar: That's very kind of you. I'll show you the jade later, so you can follow me symbolically.

Go into the dark room.

Brother Oscar: (explaining Pearl ing) Here, this pearl is for you (a very supportive aunt).

Guide: Is this pearl worth 380 yuan? . . . . ? _?

Brother Oscar: I'd be happy to send it. I'll pay you both back later! ...(? ˇ? ˇ? ) ...

Come to the counter inlaid with gold and jade.

Brother Oscar: Come on, let me tell you about this gold inlaid jade. Pickup pickup pickup (omitted 100). How much is this? (6000+) It's so expensive! It's a lie to foreigners (╯де/(.□.) Since everyone listens to me so carefully, I'll accept the cost price of gold. Anyway, there is no shortage of jade there. ) Let you know what wholesale is today! All 1000 yuan!

Shopping guide sister: this can't pass the finance. ( ')

Brother Oscar: Leave it alone! ? _?

People began to pick things crazily.

It's the first time I've met such a sincere little brother, and I almost have the urge to buy something. . . (:3」∠)

Then when I went to the toilet, I saw a girl who was different from our group. Several people are laughing, and I am responsible for learning to strike the table and stare. I can't help wondering if this is a routine. I was still thinking. So real. . . As a result, on the train, my aunt bought gold inlaid jade for her husband and a bracelet of 7000+ for the girl, asking, this is a set. . . .

Really, it's comparable to Oscar, and it's hard to prevent! When this script is written, everyone in the world can enter the top three.

When boarding the Gulangyu boat, the tour guide kept saying, don't go to the aquarium, there is nothing to see, and then introduced a place called Surprise Cabin in Gulangyu, and a century-old museum, which is particularly old and beautiful. I secretly checked my mobile phone, but there are no such places on the hornet's nest. The tour guide has been urging us to buy his set meals, most of which are unheard of classics. Because Xi 'an has a personal case of Terracotta Warriors, I can't believe it if I haven't heard of it.

When we got to the island, we started walking by ourselves. The first stop is Sea World! Here I want to say that Ocean World is really interesting. As soon as we entered the door, two baby seals were swimming and staring at us from time to time. It's really an expression pack! It is no exaggeration to say that I only watched seals for 20 minutes. . . If time is tight, I can watch it all day. . . . The fish in the sea world are the oldest, so it's interesting to just look at them.

The aunts who signed up for travel on the train from Beijing didn't see anything in Gulangyu. . . Compassion ing

Sure enough, what people like tour guides and drivers say is not credible. . .

Finally, I want to say that Xiamen is really a place suitable for free travel, where you can have a leisurely holiday. Close to Haicheng, it is small and fresh. There are very comfortable coastal roads and white beaches, which are clean and have a sense of design.

Rammed earth circular building

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Ugly fish. . .

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Baby seals

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Furong tunnel

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