Funny talk about heavy taste

Funny stories about heavy flavors

1. Sheng, I have practiced the Yi Jin Jing. The abbot smiled and said nothing. As a college student, I am familiar with the Diamond Sutra. The abbot still smiled and said nothing. As a college student, I can practice law. The abbot finally spoke, "Do you know Word 2007?"

2. Teacher, I want you to write an essay about a person and the key points. Xiao Ming, teacher, I have thought about it. I will write about my grandma. Teacher, is there anything outstanding about your grandma? Xiao Ming and my grandma suffered from lumbar disc herniation.

3. Two people are chatting, A asks, where are you from? B. From Beijing! A. Beijing? How many rings! B. Let me tell you this, if the map of Beijing is compared to a target, my home is right above the red dot! A. Your home is in the city center! B, SB, it’s in the tenth ring!

4. I forgot my mobile phone. I wanted to make a call but didn’t want to go to the far office, so I borrowed my mobile phone from a colleague to make a call. My colleague knew that I had forgotten my mobile phone and insulted my intelligence in various ways. , laughing at me desperately, I said you quickly bring the phone. So this guy smiled and took out his air conditioner remote control from his pocket and handed it to me.

5. My buddy was on a date with a female classmate. They were sitting on the lawn basking in the sun. They really had nothing to talk about. To avoid embarrassment, the female classmate asked him, me or Na Yunduo, who is more beautiful? As a result, without thinking, he just said, "One is in heaven, the other is on earth."

6. My best friend and I went to the hospital and found out that I was two months pregnant. I wanted to announce the good news to my husband, but my phone ran out of battery, so I had to borrow my best friend’s phone to send her husband a text message, “I’m pregnant.” After the message was sent successfully, I remembered that I didn’t add my name. I was about to send it again, but I didn’t expect that my husband had already replied to the message. Xiaoli, is it true? where are you now? I'll pick you up!

7. Today, a bestie said that her boyfriend seemed to be proposing to her. It was said that he had 600 roses! As a result, she received a packet of rose tea in the afternoon.

8. A female classmate had an upset stomach, diarrhea, and frequently went to the toilet. A male classmate asked, "Why do you keep going to the toilet?" The female classmate replied, "Don't you know that women are made of water?" There was a male classmate next to me who knew the truth and said, "I think you are made of shit, right?" !

9. I recently fell in love with a girl from the foreign language department, but others said she has a boyfriend. What should I do? Baidu knows the best answer, chases her boyfriend, makes her heartbroken, and then you take the initiative to comfort her. What a perfect plan.

10. Waiting for the bus at the station, I heard a conversation between two people. A. The eldest son asked me to live in Beijing, and the second son asked me to live in Nanjing. B. You are so lucky. Both of your sons are so filial. A. The eldest son is in Nanjing and the second son is in Beijing

11. Went to London and got lost in the fog. Ask the uncle next to you in English how to get to the subway station. After that, I turned right and walked left for 10 minutes and arrived accurately. When I was shielding, I asked out of curiosity: Uncle, are you blind? :I am from Beijing. I suddenly realized it

12. Dumb, I fell in love with a bank girl, is there any way? Agua, you go to save money tomorrow and don’t take your bankbook when you leave. Wait for her to say, feed your bankbook! At this time, you look back and smile and say, it’s your bankbook

13. The teacher asked the students, what do you want to do when you grow up? Xiaogang, I want to be a scientist and contribute to the people! Xiaozhi, I want to be a policeman to eliminate violence and bring peace to the people! Xiaohong, I want to be a doctor and treat people's diseases. Xiao Ming, I want to be a common person!

14. The TV news announcer was broadcasting the news live. At this time, a note was delivered to him. He picked up the note and said habitually, "The following is the news that our station has just received." Then I opened the note and read it, brother, there are leek leaves on your front teeth

15. I went to the bank with my girlfriend to withdraw money today. She was withdrawing money. I saw an opinion note next to me, so I took it over. Turned it over. I only saw a few big words on the first page. Why is there no pen?

16. A man riding a motorcycle was driving very fast and saw the child swaying. About to fall. The taxi driver behind quickly shouted, "Brother, ride hard, your child is about to fall off." The man turned around suddenly and said to his son in horror, "Where is your mother?"

17. The boyfriend came home from get off work and his girlfriend prepared dinner. Honey, you can choose the dish tonight. said his girlfriend. What kind of dishes are there? asparagus. The girlfriend replied. What are the options? Do you eat or not?

18. The owner of the barbecue restaurant brags that there are many kinds of barbecue in our store. As long as you tell me what kind of meat you want to eat, I will find a way to get it for you, including bear paws. A customer said slowly, "I just want to eat one thing, Tang Monk meat!"

19. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked, "Where is the bride?" Meatballzi said shyly, "I hate it. You won't recognize people when they take off their clothes!"

20. I like the Ghost Festival the most. When it comes to the Ghost Festival, I can say goodbye to being single, because girls often say to me, only ghosts would want to be your girlfriend.

21. My boyfriend just received a strange call. The other party heard that the voice was wrong and said it was the wrong number, so he hung up. He called again half a minute later, brother! Your ringtone is good. What's the name of this song?

22. The company leader went to Europe for an inspection. After eating, he was about to smoke. Occasionally he felt something in his throat, and then habitually spit on the ground. Suddenly he remembered that he was abroad, and the strange looks from many foreigners around him made him feel uncomfortable. At this critical moment, the leader blurted out Baga!

23. Dad? Mother? How did I get here? Xiao Ming asked with wide open eyes. Dad coughed and said, you bastard, don’t you remember? Yesterday you had a fight with your wife, went out to get drunk, and then came back here by yourself!

24. I took my 5-year-old brother to see a movie, and suddenly a scene of the male and female protagonists making out appeared on the screen, and they threw their clothes under the bed one by one. I nervously turned my head to see my younger brother's reaction. However, the situation was not as bad as I thought. I saw the younger brother said unconvincedly, Brother! Why can they throw clothes away but I can’t?

25. My wife got up in the morning and put on socks, but she only found one, and then asked me to help her find another one, so I squatted on the ground to see if there were any under the bed, and I was thinking about the socks. When I was running somewhere, this guy suddenly stretched out his sock-wearing foot in front of me and said, "Come and smell it~ Go find it~!"

26. The relationship with my mother-in-law has always been tense. One day, my mother-in-law came to visit. I was reading a book. My mother-in-law asked me what book I was reading. I answered how a bad guy is made. My mother-in-law's expression at that time was astonishing. I said "I can't fight you" and slammed the door and left

27. Today, my online girlfriend who I have never met in person said that she wants to know what I look like. So I sent her a group photo of the six of us in the dormitory, and proudly told her that the most handsome person in the room was me. As a result, she guessed correctly only after guessing the sixth time

28. Boss, a primary school student came to my Internet cafe today. Primary school student, how many minutes does it take in an hour? Boss, sixty, primary school student, so expensive, no more fun, boss, what on earth is he going to say?

29. When I traveled to Japan with my friends, my friend saw Japanese people all over the streets and said, "This is the first time I saw Japanese people wearing clothes." Then I asked him, do you always watch movies in fast forward?

30. Daughter, Mom, let me buy you a vacuum cleaner so that you don’t have to bend down to sweep the floor. Mom, no, it’s a waste of money. Daughter, let me buy you a dishwasher. It will save you a lot of trouble. Mom, no, it’s a waste of money. Daughter, what do you want? Mom, you don’t need anything, your dad can do all these jobs.

31. Teacher, please make a sentence using "although"! The red flowers still have a faint fragrance, although they are almost withered. Xiao Ming and the teacher are still ugly, even though they put on makeup. Teacher, get out.

32. It’s so hard to find a girlfriend now. My classmates always ask me, why don’t I find someone abroad? ! Another classmate, something was wrong. The one who went to Thailand was afraid that she would not have a baby, the one who went to Korea was afraid that the baby would not be like his mother, the one who went to Japan was afraid that the baby would not be his, and the one who went to Europe and America was afraid that she would not give birth to a baby for him. .

33. An aunt running a street stall on the roadside! Hey, how much do the insoles cost? Auntie, it cost 5 yuan and I made it all by myself. Look at the handiwork and the stitching! I, can you sell it for 3 yuan? Auntie, if I don’t sell it, I can’t even get the purchase price!

34. One day a girl wanted to buy a magpie. When he walked in, a parrot said welcome at the door. The girl was very curious when she heard that, so she walked back and forth at the door. The parrot also He kept talking, and finally the parrot said to the boss, that girl of the boss is teasing your bird.

35. Someone likes a girl and invites her to dinner. Can you...can you be my girlfriend? The girl shook her head firmly without even thinking about it. The buddy was very sad, picked up his coat, said goodbye to the girl and left. Unexpectedly, after taking a few steps, the girl shouted, "I love you" from behind. He was very excited and hurried back to the dining table, looking at the girl expectantly, but the girl quietly said, "Hey, you, you haven't paid for the meal yet." .

36. My wife and I had a few quarrels over trivial matters, and my wife was very angry. The 5-year-old son comforted his wife and said, "For a short woman like you who has small breasts, a big temper, little money and many rules, and is very demanding, you should laugh when someone wants you. Don't get angry at the fool who wants you!"

37. My girlfriend is timid by nature, but she has a good temper. I had a fight with my girlfriend yesterday and it was a life-and-death fight. Then she left with her bag, and ten minutes later she came back. It’s dark outside, please send me away

38. A guy was dejected and was beaten. Then he asked him what happened. He said, I see. There were eight people beating up one person. Unexpectedly, it was my brother who was being beaten. I rushed up quickly and solved half of him. Didn't see it! You are very brave, you should be happy! It was half solved, four people beat him and four people beat me.

39. One day, Tang Monk was in danger. Wukong pulled out the monkey hair and transformed into 7 Tang Monks. The little monster caught all the Tang Monks transformed by monkey hair and took them back to the cave.

The king looked at it and asked, why are there seven Tang monks? The little demon replied weakly, "It's probably a course of treatment!"

40. I wanted to surprise my wife for her birthday yesterday, so I spent some personal money to buy her a necklace. The moment I took out the necklace, she hugged me tightly. The scene was quite romantic. In about ten seconds, she said something devastating, "Where did you get the money to buy the necklace?"

41. After confessing to the girl, she said, "Stay where you can cool off!" I said, please make it clear. I still don’t understand, we can’t be together, how can I fall in love with you! No, I asked you to point to a cool place.

42. I went to the postgraduate entrance examination study room today and found a beautiful woman sitting in my seat. I was quite surprised. I walked over excitedly and asked the beautiful woman, do you have a boyfriend? The beauty suddenly blushed. She didn't have a boyfriend and she dared to take my seat. Let's go!

43. When I was a child, my favorite game at school was to let the boys catch us. Then we would run to the women’s bathroom and say to them, “Come on, come on.” Now think about it, Emma, ??how can she be like a prostitute? .

44. Teacher, if there is one thing that I haven’t done, can you blame me? Of course I can’t blame you. How can I blame you if you didn’t do anything? Then I feel relieved. Teacher, I didn’t do my summer homework.

45. Wife, I am not an unreasonable person, can’t you explain a few words? I, okay, you listen to my explanation. Wife, do you still have the nerve to explain the bad things you did? I, talk about heavy flavor space

1. Live a great life, die under the flowers!

2. You can eat shit randomly, but don’t talk nonsense to me.

3. There is no question of forgetting or not, only whether or not.

4. No one can take away what belongs to me!

5. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

6. Love is not a natural disaster, happiness is your own.

7. It is better to be in love than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

9. Peeing while standing is nothing, you can poop while standing.

10. Whoever competes with the other should be more direct. If I am wrong, I will kneel down.

11. If you like it, have it. Don’t be afraid of the consequences.

12. It is better to be proud and lonely than humble love.

13. A girl’s nostalgia is always poetic, while a young woman’s nostalgia is always wet.

14. Keep half of the pot when defecating to avoid getting hungry quickly.

15. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

16. No matter how cheap my love is, you don’t deserve it anymore.

17. Those who do not have the courage to start are actually over.

18. Whether it is a human or a dog, whether it is an enemy or a friend, you will see for yourself over time.

19. You will always be my only one, I don’t want anyone else.

20. Life is unsatisfactory and earth-shattering.

21. Youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot off or touch yourself.

22. Travel to China, I think it will work! I won’t pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24. Wash your proud bangs, you can get rid of 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always make them dirty.

26. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet?

28. If he loves you, there is no need to please him. If he doesn't love it, there's no need.

29. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me!

30. Don’t poop in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

31. What my brother calls is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister calls is not loneliness, but a bed.

32. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

33. I would rather create my own sadness than copy other people’s happiness.

34. The world today is really too chaotic. If you don’t accept it, just do it. It’s nothing more than begging for food.

35. Not being able to memorize a book is like being unable to poop, which makes me feel indescribable pain.

36. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

37. Do you know why the stool is sometimes watery? Because things are rare and valuable.

38. It is really shameful for people to talk even when they are eating and drinking. I only do it when I am shitting.

39. It feels like I am not going to school, but that the students are learning from me. It is simple and rough without condoms.

40. With the male god behind me, I originally wanted to look back and smile, but ended up laughing out loud.

41. More than 700 million acnes appear in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

42. If you regard me as light as a feather, don’t expect that you will still be the mountain in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than dad. Well, my mother said the same thing.

44. Falling in love with someone is as easy as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women will scream when they see naked men, and men will whistle when they see naked women.

46. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant, self-confidence is belief, and only by believing can you be happy.

49. My current location: WC. Position: Squat. Face: Twitching. Status: In progress.

50. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

51. I would rather have the cruel reality destroy my ignorant ideals than the beauty that can only exist in a dream.

52. Every time I talk to you a lot, you will only answer, "Are you pooping all the time?"

53. I will be embarrassed to talk to men when buying sanitary napkins in the future. My friend told me what to do and said that I was buying clothes for my aunt.

54. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

55. I had a dream about you. I was very sad. You were eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn’t listen and even beat me.

56. Who has no shit in life, and who does not use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

57. When you are in a bad mood, you go to poop, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58. The old bitter vines are full of crows, the school cafeteria has increased prices, and the classmates are starving to death. The sun sets, Mom, I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot plug it in like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account when the years are gone.

61. I fell in love with a six-year-old little girl. What a sin. It's really a sin if you remove your likes.

62. Once when I was squatting on the ground and playing with something, my boyfriend slapped me from behind. Then I was frightened and farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, he jogged and said to his wife on the bed: Sir, your sausage is here, take it away or eat it here. My wife said: Slice.

64. The area of ????the large intestine is about 300 square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my house. I finally know what it means to be worse than shit.

65. If you dare to hurt my heart or my lungs, I will cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell out of love after two years of dating and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You have been sleeping with someone else’s wife for two years.

67. One student said: Teacher, I want to poop! Teacher: Speak in a civilized manner! The student was silent for a while and said: Teacher, my butt wants to vomit!

68. Our class wanted to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I originally wanted to say this to a girl, I will play the king and you will play the concubine, but I mistakenly said: I will play the tortoise and you will play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, I was in the office with music playing on the computer. Suddenly I had a fart that was about to pass. I squeezed the fart into four along with the music. I found that everyone else in the office was looking at me. I thought he She was wearing headphones, and the sister next to her said: What a fart, I’ll let you talk about heavy flavors in detail, and give you a personalized signature of heavy flavors

1. Yesterday a friend said that he wanted to break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know what position it was.

2. Other people's wives would be angry, but my wife still wants to cheer me up. Other people’s children will buy toilet paper, but my children still buy toilet paper.

3. Three little white rabbits pooped together in the forest. Little White pooped a round poop, Little Black pooped a cylindrical poop, and Little Gray pooped a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked: "Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui, you are so powerful, how can you pull out the five-pointed star?" Xiao Hui said coyly: "Hey, hey, I squeezed it with my hands."

4. I didn’t like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

5. Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make as many friends who drink well. Yesterday, a buddy called me after drinking too much and told me that he had a crush on me for a long time! Damn it, it turns out he is gay! The most annoying thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy all night in vain!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to have a simple love like having sex at sunrise and resting at sunset?

7. My roommate had a cough in the morning and I mistakenly gave him laxative medicine as cough medicine.

I came back at noon and asked my roommate if the medicine would work. Roommate: Taitema works. I cough and pull my pants, and I cough and pull my pants. Now I don’t even dare to cough.

8. Humans have 206 bones. The moment the wind blows up your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a cesspit. He used various swimming skills such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly stroke, and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just when he was about to land, he suddenly kicked his legs and touched the wall, and turned around gracefully in the water. Swimmed back again.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When they grew up, it was just the opposite.

11. Brother, can I hang out with you? I think you are very social. Although I am very cowardly, I can stab people, especially women. I can stab her out of water.

12． Since ancient times, whoever has no shit in life has to poop early or late.

13. You keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can't help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shaking and shaking, and asked you what you were doing. You replied that I had set it to vibrate!

14. Some people are like this. They feel like a maggot and the whole world is a cesspool.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics, and water surrounding me, I suddenly felt. . . I feel like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten delicate jade fingers, but I use them to pick my nose.

17. A couple was having a tryst in the park. The woman asked: Will you die for me? The man looked very embarrassed, and the woman continued to ask: If you are not willing to die for me, then you don't love me, let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ears and fed the earwax to her.

18． It's not difficult to make your hands wet when you masturbate. What's difficult is that your quilt is wet.

19. One brother suffered from constipation and couldn't defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw another brother rush into the toilet like wind and entered the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, there was a really violent storm. The brother was envious. He said to that buddy: Bro, I envy you so much. The buddy said: Why are you envious? I haven’t taken off my pants yet!

20. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to poop more.

21. I woke up early in the morning and saw my boyfriend playing with him. I went behind him and touched him provocatively, but he remained unmoved. I'm so angry, I squat down and flick his balls with my hands! Maybe he was in pain, so he got up and chased me, so I ran to the bed. This guy actually pushed me down, took off my pajamas, and flicked my balls! A complete collection of stories about heavy flavors

1. All kinds of small talk, all kinds of ditties and various tunes.

2. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot insert it everywhere like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

3. Under the guise of being a virgin, you do it for free.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of a woman’s wallet, and women want to lock the zipper of a man’s pants.

5. Life is like masturbation, you have to rely on your own hands for everything.

6. People can have neither courage nor temper, but they cannot have athlete’s foot!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It’s so difficult to please others, so it’s better to please yourself.

9. There are two types of enemies: those who kill my whole family and those who wake me up from sleeping.

10. Don’t say good night to me over the phone, I want you to fuck me all night long.

11. I plan to go to a poop-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow and eat the signature toilet, No. 5 ice cream, and poop fries.

12. Rain in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night are even scarier.

13. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

14. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future, we are film removal guards!

15. Women are easy to be satisfied, and they are also easy to make you stumble.

16. A fox is not a monster, and sexy is not a coquettish one.

17. Die to all the fresh-faced people! Heavy flavor is the way to go!

18. When I think of the long vacation and my deflated wallet, I always feel a touch of sadness.

19. A grain of salt, and losing your temper is the ocean.

20. You can break my heart, but you must never make me give up.

21. Before getting married, men find very few things suitable for them, but after getting married, they find many things suitable for them.

22. Extramarital affair is a story in literary and artistic works, but an accident in real life.

23. It is true that I am soft-hearted, but it does not mean that I have no temper.

24. Happiness comes and goes, as cheaply as the green onions given when buying groceries.

25. The kindness of parents in raising children is great, and the only way to repay the kindness is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the tomb of love. If you don’t have a house, you can’t even enter the tomb!

27. I haven’t seen anyone who kills without repaying his life, so don’t tell me that you are too social.

28. Is it painful or beautiful when a moth flies into a flame? It’s courting death!

29. Not all men and women are equal, so why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

30. The area of ????the large intestine is about square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my house. I finally know what it means to be worse than shit.

31. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future. We are Taoist priests who remove membranes.

32. Foundation is used to cover skin flaws, and smile is used to cover up wounds in the soul.

33. If you have the guts, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I look back, I will be a gangster.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. I will give you the heaviest stool gift since I have had a stool. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the stool volume is not enough, please relieve yourself!

36. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

37. Be a man of temperament and attract ladies of good taste.

38. The so-called successful woman is one who is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. When looking for a wife, look for a serious person, and when looking for a lover, look for a decent person.

40. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

41. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

42. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning.

43. When you fall in love at first sight, it’s not the love, but the face.

44. When a mouse laughs at a cat, there must be a hole next to it.

45. You are not brave. Who is strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous, and nuns are also crazy.

47. How many beauties are looking for beauties, and how many beauties are cheating for money.

48. I say Shanxi produces carbon, but you say grass B sweats.

49. Please keep your mouth clean. Do you need to ask your aunt to rinse your mouth?

50. Falling in love with someone is as easy as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

51. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

52. If you are not tired, think about the Red Army's twenty-five thousand. If you are tired, think about the woman who took the lead last night.

53. My girlfriend must be a road addict, that’s why she hasn’t found me yet.

54. Wearing a mink and a bag, hugging a little girl is very sexy.

55. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to quickly transfer money to an account at the Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: Don’t worry, I’ll burn it for you right away!

56. Lie on your stomach and work on the loess, lie on your back and the sun will rise to the sky.

57. When the mother gave something to her son, the son smiled; when the son gave something to his mother, the mother cried.

58. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and not my heart!

59. Life is like an aunt, giving you some hard lessons from time to time, so that you can understand what life is.

60. I’m going to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my bangs so much that my neck feels crooked.

61. Some people say that men who treat women badly will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. It’s okay to call me rubbish, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you will not even be as good as rubbish.

63. When you are proud, your friends get to know you; when you are in trouble, you get to know your friends again.

64. There is no opportunity for rehearsal in life, every moment is broadcast live.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your wife, I can also be your baby mother.

67. A good lover makes you want to get married, but a bad lover makes you want to leave home.

68. I said you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

69. The kindness of parents is greater than mountains, and the love of brothers is greater than oceans. Mountains are always higher than oceans, and family members always come first.

70. Youth is a beautiful but cruel game. If you were my enemy, I would have killed you long ago.

71. Love or not is right between the legs, it’s up to you.

72. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil.

73. It is better for a woman to live a wonderful life than to be beautiful!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still look forward to someone whispering: Try again.

75. Women are China Merchants Bank, and men are China Construction Bank.

76. A soft-hearted man will beg for food, while a soft-hearted woman will steal from others.

77. Society does not sympathize with the weak because the strong have no emotions and tears.

78. Only when you have no money in your pocket can you clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucked up life with a bullshit attitude.

80. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

81. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

82. The blood of a top student is hidden in my body. I order you in the name of a bad student to lift the seal.

83. Accompany me on the ordinary road, and you will have the brilliant road!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change your destiny.

85. Don’t be homesick after leaving society. You can’t rely on your parents for everything.

86. If you want to survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People should not be judged by their appearance, and mistresses should not be judged.

88. In this life, we are either a role model for others or a reference for others.

89. To have you as my own is my greatest desire.

90. Deal less with dogs. When he licks you, he looks like a cute dog. When he bites you, he looks like a wolf with white eyes.

91. Such is the world of true and false, such is life.