Funny and boring jokes

Funny nonsense jokes (hot articles) 1. I'm hungry in class. Tell my roommate that I'll go back and make two bags of instant noodles. Do you think I ate too much of this product and some people made it with Banlangen? Why do you use milk? Oh, my God! What ears are these! It's not the same as when we laugh for a long time!

Some time ago, China's good voice was auditioned again. I have a friend who sings very well. I asked him, why don't you try? He said: My whole family is still alive. What do you mean I don't understand? He explained: Look at the current talent show. They are all sympathetic. Either my parents died or my sister and brother had an accident. At worst, they are good friends. Come to think of it, really!

Xiao Li has just become an intern. On weekends, he takes time to go home. His grandparents asked him how his work was. Xiao Li said sadly, it's almost the same as when he was at home. He is someone else's grandson.

4. I woke up at noon today and saw a brother leave a message on WeChat when I took my mobile phone: Don't get drunk in the future, brother. Last night, you chased a dog with a glass in the street and shouted, is it your brother? If it's a brother, do it!

Grandma took a taxi. At the destination, the meter showed 8 yuan and only gave it to 3 yuan when getting off the bus. Driver: Grandpa, why do you only give 3 yuan? Grandma: When I got on the bus, the meter already showed 5 yuan. Give as much as you want!

6. An 80-year-old lady in the yard always lamented that the children are so happy now. Why would anyone look after your child? Lock the house during the day, go out to work, and count when you come back at night. If you can't find them in the light, you will find a stick under the bed. When you are soft, you can rest assured that you will sleep. I woke up and came out.

7. My husband's only hobby is watching football games. My wife and husband watched it together today. Husband said: You are not qualified to watch the ball with me. My wife said: I have made up my knowledge of football, and now it is in the goal. Husband said: I am depressed when you explain the game to me. The wife said: I was afraid that you would be smelly and excited, so I smashed my TV to relieve my anger, not watching the ball, but watching you.

8. I made an appointment with a female net friend. When I arrived at the appointed place, I saw her exactly like in the photo. She is a female college student. Then I'll say hello. She looked at me blankly and said to me, uncle, you need money to grow like this.

9. When the radio was still very popular a few years ago, one day my grandmother asked me what time it was reported on the radio just now. I said, eight o'clock. Grandma said, oh, it's past eight. I said, didn't I say eight o'clock? Why is it past eight o'clock? Grandma said, didn't it report at eight o'clock Beijing time? Report here no later than eight o'clock.

10. Recently, there was a video of Land Rover hitting Jaguar. Land Rover crashes and leaves safely. I heard the truth is like this! Xiamen Land Rover told Jaguar owners to move their cars, but Jaguar didn't come for more than an hour. Finally, I was told on the phone that I was so slow, so wait slowly and bump out if you can. Then this sentence was recorded by the Land Rover owner, and the recording was taken to the police for the record. He was knocked down in front of the police and drove away!

Funny nonsense jokes (classic)

1. I just went to the store to buy things, and my wallet was put in the storage bag behind the seat back, and I took it out without looking. Can you think of a handsome guy with a wallet and sanitary napkins stuck to it? I also called the proprietress to give me money. They are all acquaintances. How can there be cracks, old face, where to put it? The key is that many female compatriots are here!

2. Just taking the elevator, a beautiful woman came up with a rope. I stared at the end of the rope for a long time, but there was nothing. The beauty looked at me and shouted, Oh, my God! Where is my dog!

A friend of mine is going to play in the grassland. As an Inner Mongolian, I explained some basic safety knowledge to her. For example, if she meets a wolf alone, don't turn around and run. Humans can never compete with wolves. The correct way is to stay where you are, make direct contact with the wolf's eyes, stare at it, don't move, and persist for as long as you can, so that you can die with dignity.

4. Once my buddy and I waited for the red light in the car. I don't know where this guy took out an apple and rubbed it on his clothes (the kind of repeated rubbing is particularly fierce), so I asked him what you were doing. The goods said: I want you to take care of it, and I plan to stuff it in your ass in the future. After saying this, I froze for a few seconds. The goods took a bite of the apple, and I heard him mutter: Shit, it's not appropriate.

5. I happened to pass by a couple and suddenly heard the woman say, pig head, what do you want to do in your next life? As a result, the man replied, I want you to be my Youlemei, and I will insert a tube for you every day.

6. My friend is going to propose. Let's surprise him with KTV. We can play with balloons and put candles, and we work hard. After a while, my friend came up with his girlfriend and asked the waiter where A32 was. That fellow excitedly asked, propose, haha, my friend fell to the ground at that time!

7. Today, I invited my sisters to drink at night. In the morning, my mother said to me: Look at you, a girl is a family, don't always drink so much. I said: no way. I can drink well. Mom said: yes, anything your father wants will do. Haha, my dad was shot while lying down.

8. When I was in technical secondary school, my roommates were very poor, so I decided to take turns to buy Dabao. It's a buddy's turn to buy. He took a bottle of something else to wipe his face. The shell is so worn that he can't see clearly. He used it all, and it smells good. I didn't know it was cucumber facial cleanser until I found the same bottle in another dormitory a few days later. Dad, we're running out.

9. I sent a message to my dad that he was lovelorn. The next day, he called me and invited me to dinner. I asked him: Who are you? Dad hesitated for a moment and said, just the two of us. I don't want your mother. You are just lovelorn. I brought my wife to love you. This is not good! It's really dad.

10. At the class reunion, I propose to play a game. The rules of the game are two people. One person says a word, and the other person says it backwards. If you make a mistake, you will be punished for drinking! When it was my turn, the female classmate next to me said two words: fuck.

Funny nonsense jokes (selected articles)

1. Yesterday, I watched TV. I was so excited when I was holding the remote control that I hit my foot and bounced to the ground, but it still made a lot of noise. My mother looked at me with a distressed face, and I was moved for a moment. All I heard was my mother asking if our floor was good.

A young man who just left the army was robbed by two robbers in the middle of the night. The robbers swore at him and asked him to hand over the money. After all, the young man just left the army, and he roared: Hey, he immediately punched three sets of military fists and was stabbed more than 30 times.

3. Watch the sports platform, the women's volleyball classic, and China vs. Japanese. Every time Japan wins, these Japanese girls are shouting. I am envious of the male compatriots at the scene. All right, turn up the volume.

Last weekend, I was playing games in the Internet cafe, and my mobile phone suddenly rang, and my friend's earnest words came from my ear. People in their twenties only know how to play games all day. No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. Can I make a difference? Me: Speak human words. He: Three are short of one.

Yesterday at noon, I talked to my colleagues about the house price, and I also said: Now the house price is so expensive, if I have a piece of land, it will really be developed! He said: If you have a piece of land, I will recognize you as michel platini at once! Just after reading it, the little girl at the front desk called me: XX~ You have a courier! Later, my adopted son refused to talk to me all afternoon.

6. I went home at 30 1 today, and the bus was very crowded. I saw a girl reach into her bag pitifully. On impulse, I went to hug my sister, patted her bag and said, wife, it's almost the stop. Then I blinked at her and saw that I was stunned for two seconds. She said to the man, honey, I will go! Couple, I got off before I got to the station.

7. A couple were walking on the road when a man jumped out and robbed them. The couple took out all their money and said not to hurt them. The man smiled and said, I want to rob them. The man stood bravely in front of the woman: what is coming towards me! Don't hurt her! The man paused for a second, then slowly said indignantly, I'm talking about you!

8. A patriotic youth found a magic lamp at the seaside, wiped it, and a lamp god came out and said, OK! I can help you realize a wish. The patriotic youth thought for a moment and said: My greatest wish is to see the prosperity of the motherland. The genie said: This is too simple. While speaking, the golden light flashed and the time jumped to 19: 00. At the same time, the magic lamp became a TV set.

9. Q: What would you do if Xifeng was in a coma in bed? Help her eat a big meal. Q: What would you do if Lin Chi-ling was in a coma in bed? A: Yes, yes!

10. A year ago, my buddy and I were chasing the goddess at the same time. That dude is more handsome than me. To drag him into the water, I taught him to play LOL. A year later, he became a king and I became a goddess.

A boring joke.

1. Because I don't like cleaning my room, they all call me a chaotic hero.

2. Status quo: wages can't go up, weight can't go down, and you can't afford to get hurt.

From now on, apply for two deduction papers for future children, and then they can show off their deduction results with their friends.

4. House is in a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

Actually, I didn't grow tall on purpose, because I was afraid of growing too tall.

6. All gold glows, and I am a diamond.

7. If it can be avoided, please give me a pair of skates to make me run faster.

8. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

9. Bitch is ruthless but interprets human joys and sorrows. The players sang people's joys and sorrows meaningless.

10. My life is up to me. Can't help ruining me every day.

1 1. Looking at your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when they made you.

12. Don't call me arrogant. I just don't deal with animals.

13. The average boy will tend to the average girl.

14. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do whatever you want at once, except die.

15. I really want to strangle myself now!

16. Women are in trouble, but men like to ask for trouble.

17. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

18. What happened to reality?

19. Now students dress like chickens, but students dress like chickens.

20. Wife is a big tree, don't hug it. Lovers are birds. Do not feed them.

Appreciation of nonsense jokes

1. How many children were hurt by exams and how many honest children learned to cheat.

What is a mistress? At best, he is just one person.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters were like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside for two seconds, and then he cried.

5. A woman is easy to mix, but a sister-in-law is not easy to mix, that is, a bitch. Look at the past, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

6. A person's messy footsteps on a noisy road tell my loneliness.

7. Advertising is to tell others that money can be spent in this way.

8. Eat whatever you want and lose weight. You can't have both.

9. Stupidity depends mainly on whether you can play dumb.

10. The earth is used to dig a hole and bury you.

1 1. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

12. finally, I got up the courage to send her a short message to express my confession. Three minutes later, the head teacher called: This is no joke, son.

13. Not in reality, but there are many children.

14. You look like you're invited to scold me.

15. I don't want to run three, but it's not enough!

16. That period of compulsory education occupied my youth.

17. Sliding society is complicated in the dark.

18. It is said that bitter gourd is not sweet, so my brother likes to eat bitter gourd.

19. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I am very healthy.

20. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be replayed.

A series of boring jokes.

1. People's peach blossom luck and physiological cycle are the same! It's been a while!

2. I am an onion standing on the road. Whoever touches my soy sauce will scold my ancestors.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Behind the scenery, there are either vicissitudes or filth.

You dare to die, I dare to bury it.

6. All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.

7. Men are always strong and women are confused.

8. Stop pretending to be a ghost. Don't play games. Don't pretend to be innocent.

9. Don't spill all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it to flush the toilet.

10. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my affectation?

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Funny jokes (popular articles) 1. I happened to find three 2' s after my phone name in my friend's mobile phone address book, so I asked him why there were three 2' s after my name. He smiled and said that the important things were said three times.

I was playing in the tourist area when I suddenly saw a foreigner waving to me. I am a little excited: after learning English for so many years, I have passed CET-4 and CET-6, and I can finally come in handy. When a foreigner approached me, Nima asked me how to find a place where Mandarin was still so standard, so I felt it was useless to learn English for nothing.

I have flown many times, and my dream affair in the air has never appeared. Finally, God opened his eyes, and there was a pretty girl next to him. As soon as I got on the plane, I inserted my seat belt into her buckle. This is a good phenomenon. Decisively flirt, if she hadn't vomited all the way, I would definitely think it was a wonderful trip. Yes, it must be airsickness caused by the airflow.

It's very cold in the south in the morning now. I discussed with my girlfriend who would buy breakfast in the morning, and no one wanted to go. Girlfriend said, let's guess coins. If you guess right, I'll go. If not, I will decisively agree. My personality is still very good. My girlfriend took out a coin and held it in her hand. How old is it? How many years? Theo, don't play like this

The idiot colleague sitting next to me keeps three oriental salamanders. This amphibian will eat the molted skin after molting. One afternoon, it happened that an oriental salamander was molting, and we watched it molting around the fish tank. Idiot colleague said flatly: it is hungry, shed its skin and eat it!

6. Tell an anecdote about a friend and accompany her on a blind date. After sitting there for a few minutes, both sides were uncomfortable. I made a joke in the middle. The man didn't laugh, but my friend did. Then the man asked my friend, do you wear lipstick? The friend said no, the man said, that's good, otherwise the mouth is too big, and how much lipstick is wasted a year.

7. Electric blanket, an invertebrate living in most areas such as Northeast China, North China, Northwest China, Central China and Southwest China. Parasitic in human homes, dormant in summer and out in winter, often appearing in bedrooms. During the active period, its body temperature rises obviously, and cotton-wool tissue is formed on its surface, which attracts human beings.

8. On a spring night, a girl knocked on my door. I asked her who she was, and she shook her head without saying anything and began to take off her clothes. Since then, she will come on time every Wednesday without saying a word. A month later, the girl finally spoke: Director X, can I play this role? I pointed to the floor and said, Director X's house is downstairs, dear!

9. At a friend's party, a colleague said that I woke up today and received more than 100 New Year messages on my mobile phone. When everyone was admiring, his girlfriend said that it was because you sent more than 200 messages.

10. The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand the status quo and have no ability to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Funny humorous joke (classic)

1. Guess what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

There is a woman in her thirties in our factory who gave birth to two children without a license. And don't sweep the floor out of the house. It's ugly. She said she wanted to find a husband with 500 thousand savings, a car and a house, but I held back my laughter. She said that she had the capital to be a young woman, so I had no choice but to eat the rice just now. I don't understand where she got her confidence. Who can tell me?

3. The biggest sorrow in life is not that I can't find pants to wear when I rush to work in the early morning, but that I finally found one that suits me and walked leisurely in the street and suddenly found it was my wife's! Lie down! Lie down! There are flowers on the buttocks and thighs.

Driving one day, I suddenly asked the coach why the steering wheel was a little loose. The coach said calmly, you senior, instead of stepping on the brakes first, you pulled the steering wheel hard in an emergency and shouted, wow, wow.

5. If you want to save money, how can you save it? Boss, how much is this dress? Do you want to sell it for nine dollars? Not for sale! This saves money.

6. Recently, I found many beggars. Yesterday at noon, when I was eating with Yonghe soybean milk, an old woman came to beg from me. I looked at her and estimated that she was a little over 50. She is in good health and stronger than my mother, so she didn't give it to me. She even stood by my job for two or three minutes before leaving. In the evening, she went to a food stall to eat, and another old woman came to beg. As a result, she gave me fifty cents to leave quickly. As a result, people still think it is too little.

7. The paper with flies on it will be full of flies in a day. My girlfriend said she was so stupid, didn't she see that all her companions were dead? I came without thinking: if there are a group of people on the road, can you hold back from looking!

8. I once played by the river with my nearsighted girlfriend. My girlfriend said that she knitted me a beautiful scarf recently. I asked her what color it was, and she pointed to an object on the side and said, this is the color. When I looked intently, it turned out to be a pile of shit. I fought back my inner excitement. After returning, I fainted for seven days and seven nights and decided to break up. I'm afraid there will be more wonderful things in the future, and I won't live!

9. A nagging female patient finally couldn't hold on. She said to the doctor, you've let me stick out my tongue for more than five minutes, and you haven't examined me yet. That's why the doctor said: Let you stick out your tongue, so that you won't bother me to give you a prescription.

10. Last time I went to a female friend's house, she stayed at home alone and talked until midnight. She said she was hungry and asked me to buy some kebabs. When he came back, her boyfriend opened the door and saw her five big and three thick boyfriends. I said tactfully, hello, string string.

Funny jokes (selected articles)

1. I have a bank card with more than 50 yuan left. It's a pity that I didn't take it. I just went to the bank today and wanted to withdraw all my money. Because there is only 50, the ATM can only take 100, so I ran to the counter to deposit another 50 100. So I was laughed at by the sister of China Merchants Bank who did business for me for ten minutes!

2. There is a buddy who is so stingy that he is reluctant to throw anything at home. One day, a friend visited his home. He was taking a cold bath. The friend said: Brother, what's wrong with you? On such a cold day, it's not like there is no heating at home. How can I take a bath with cold water? He said something I will never forget: there are two packs of cold medicine left at home, and it will expire if I don't take it.

My sister-in-law goes to school and lives in my house. She often plays Three Kingdoms Kill with her classmates in my house, which makes me addicted. My wife is firmly opposed, saying that I still play games in my twenties. Once my wife was on a business trip and killed three countries with her sister-in-law and classmates. My wife called and asked me what I was doing. I was anxious and said, I am sleeping. Wife: I don't believe it. Me: Ask your sister, she is right next to me.

Psychological research shows that men say 2000 words a day and women say 7000 words a day. Men are all finished with their work. I want to have a rest when I go home! And women still have 5000 words to say, so finish! Thus, tragedy was born.

I have something to do these two days, so I have to go back to my hometown and tell my friends not to call and care about me. It's over 20 degrees at home. Don't bring that kind of thing when I come back for a few days. I was moved. I came home at high speed for two days, and I saw people wearing winter clothes all over the street. I fucking wore short sleeves. Who can tell me, where is the right place to kill my friend now?

6. Last night, my wife was bored looking through the photo album, and suddenly she said with a gloomy face, honey, you have changed. Is it necessary to overturn the boat we love? I smiled: how come! Look at that. Pass me a photo and a mobile phone. They are the young and handsome me before marriage and the swollen and haggard me destroyed by years! Shit, if you get fat, you will capsize! Push decisively and turn to dry.

7. I just went to the film, and there was a children's rocking car sitting opposite. There is a little golden retriever who refuses to leave and sits there. His master was involved, and then the woman couldn't stand it, that's all.

8. A sister showed off at the dinner table and said that her husband was on a business trip. She chatted with him every day. But after her husband came back, she checked his phone bill online and found that China Mobile did not charge roaming charges. I'm so happy! Finally, she came to a conclusion: China Mobile is SB. We ate in silence.

My sister gave birth to three girls in a row. Brother-in-law said to his sister, dear, aren't we giving birth? Idiot sister said: I didn't! I'm having a baby! I want to see how many lovers you found in your last life!

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A collection of interesting humorous jokes

Funny jokes (hot articles)

Performance after 1.80: I like stealth, but I don't like group speech very much. I seldom fall asleep before 12 am. QQ is always hung on the mobile phone. Children have begun to call themselves uncles or aunts, so they are less cynical. When they encounter injustice, they will tell themselves that society is like this, they can not watch TV, but computers are a necessity. Jumping out must bring three things: mobile phone, key and money. In front of acquaintances, you are talkative, but in front of strangers, you are silent.

2.20xx On New Year's Day and New Year's Day, the first message I received was that your account balance was insufficient 10 yuan. Please charge it as soon as possible. . . Sure enough, only 10086 keeps thinking about me.

3. After watching "Let the Bullets Fly" twice, I understand: 1, the official intends to buy it; 2. The underworld is stronger than the government; 3, the government can't get rid of the underworld, and it can only rely on eating black; 4, guns and Inca together, just to make money; 5. The masses can be incited and easily incited; 6. Huang Shirang, the fourth generation of the family, ruined the family business, the fourth generation. (Liu Xingliang)

It is said that the earliest announcer of News Network broadcast standing. Later, many announcers really suffered from different degrees of low back pain because they were often said that it was easy to stand and talk. Therefore, for their health, CCTV decided to let the announcer sit and broadcast the news.

Some people are more horrible when they die than when they are alive. Like Marx.

6. Following the selection of the four historical adulterers and adulterers from the self-evaluation of the four historical sexual hungers, the organizing committee also rated the four historical sexual hungers, namely, trading, daily newspaper, griddle and straw sandals. Also shortlisted are: excellent players such as riding horses, shooting lights, pressing the road, drying meat, climbing stairs and sockets.

7. What is the best faucet in Beijing? The website of motor vehicle lottery has been launched, but the focus is on domain name. Domain name bjhjyd= Beijing will be congested.

8. Website: We are free. Telecom: We are losing money. Policeman: We serve the people. Listed companies: We don't make false statements. Boss: I won't forget your contribution. Bus driver: Start on time. Company employee: I will resign tomorrow. Vendors: big losses, big bleeding, big sale. Movie star: We are just friends. Girl: This is my first time as a politician. I don't take money.

9.20xx The greatest brotherhood in the world: sleeping with the same woman and having sex with the same man.

10. I can only accept 10cm at most. After a long time, it will change from enjoyment to pain. If I bite my teeth, my legs will be weak the next day and I will feel uncomfortable even walking. It really makes people love and hate. Well, I said high heels. (House rot concentration camp)

Funny humorous joke (classic)

1. After watching If You Are the One 2, I understand that in China, the so-called successful man should not only have a house and a car, but also have money and leisure, drink a certain brand of liquor, buy company insurance, travel by business jet, go to Sanya for a holiday, live in Shuiwan Villa, propose marriage at the Great Wall, wash his feet in the washing room, and of course, the most important thing is to marry a beautiful stewardess as his wife.

2. How to choose marriage is wrong, and long-term marriage is wrong. Life is too short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you. If You Are The One II

There are two birds in the tree, a male and a female. There is a wolf and a sheep under the tree. Suddenly, the wolf ate the sheep. At the same time, something happened in the tree. The male raped the female. Do you know why? Because the mother bird said a word, it said: The sheep below (itchy) is dead.

4. Eight hard jobs for women: ① female directors: Stop! Do it again. 2 female traffic police: Don't stop if you sayno. Female conductor: A little further, it's empty. 4 female boss of internet bar: can't you get on? There are people waiting in the back. Female nurse: Go to bed quickly and take off your pants! 6. Female teacher: If you don't do it well, you will be fined one hundred times. ⑦ Female Mountaineering Commander: You have to climb up if you climb. Female soldier: Company commander, I'm fine. Give me one more chance.

You can judge a person's type by the way he/she carries a bag.

6. My friend just got married and opened a cosmetics store. The business is very good. I'll explore! A 40-year-old female customer asked Xiao Li: What is the effect of this cosmetic? Xiao Li: Oh, I'm not familiar with this model. A moment, please. Let my mother introduce you. Said and pulled his wife over. The customer looks straight at his wife for ten minutes and takes out his wallet without asking anything: buy!

7. What is the biggest motivation for Netease to spend Christmas with his girlfriend? 27% people want to make their girlfriends happy, 27% people want to put their girlfriends to bed, and 2 1% people want to enhance their feelings. I think these three purposes are actually the same, and they can all be summed up as follows: putting your girlfriend to bed.

8. The Christmas Eve before Christmas, spring night on Valentine's Day and the summer vacation after the college entrance examination have in common that many girls naturally become women in these periods.

9. People's Daily: We are number one in the world; "Reference News": The whole world praises us as the best; Global Times: The whole world is jealous of our kindness.

10. The winter solstice, my wedding anniversary, finally knows why my husband chose this day to get married, because the winter solstice is the longest night. ......

Funny jokes (selected articles)

1. The so-called "all roads lead to the same goal" means that China children who once dreamed of becoming pilots, scientists and politicians turned their dreams into buying a house when they became adults. (Pu Fei)

2. There is a teacher who never memorizes this knowledge and always gives you practical questions on a regular basis; Every exam can eliminate a large number of students who are content with the status quo, promote the learning atmosphere and competitive atmosphere in the class, and further improve everyone's practical ability. What a good teacher this is. The teacher's surname is Fang and his name is Bin Xing. (Xiange)

I sometimes use Baidu to search. Foreign friends seem to be very interested in Baidu's logo. Japanese students say it erupts like Mount Fuji, while American students say it erupts like a frowning pig. I explained that it was claws, and they asked: Why are there only four fingers? I really want to tell them, because Baidu's bidding ranking is too dark, and the meaning of the logo is opaque. (Market Analyst)

I work in a high-rise building, and he works in the window opposite me. We are across the street. Steal a look at him every day, guess his happiness and sadness, and write it in Weibo. He shouldn't know, because I am always careful. One day he suddenly disappeared. Empty in my heart, I sent another new Weibo: He's gone, I miss him, but he doesn't know. A new one will pop up immediately: silly child, I moved upstairs.

5.CCTV CCTV channel introduction: CCTV 1 responsible for comprehensive publicity for the party; CCTV2 promotes the party in the economic field; CCTV3 promotes the evening party in the variety field; CCTV4 promotes the party to the world in English; CCTV5 promotes the party in sports; CCTV6 promotes the evening party by showing movies; CCTV7 promotes the party to the children's army farmers; CCTV8 TV drama promotion party.

6. If you change the heart in every lyric into an egg, there will be Little Tiger: string your egg with mine. Jane Zhang: My egg is only willing to give up for you. Ku Kuiji: The most painful thing is that I love you too late. Liang Guang: Oh, when I first said I love you, my breath was sad. In my egg, there was once a dream JJ: when the dream was buried in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, the egg was broken.

7. Three outcomes of fighting animals: 1. Victory and defeat are not as good as beasts; 2. If you lose, animals are worse than animals; 3. Even, just like animals. Conclusion: Choosing the right opponent is the most important!

8. Please sum up 20xx years in one sentence: just like living in 19 10 years; Please put your hopes in one sentence: only wait 19 1 1 year.

9.a-cup airport: airport, B-cup barely exists: there is hardly any, C-cup can be made: OK, D-cup is damn good: it really fits, E-cup is ecstatic: charming, F-cup is fake: is it fake? G Cup God: Oh, my God. . .

10. It is said that every woman wants to be caught by the man she loves and pressed against the wall to kiss.