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1. The old lady on the bus is afraid of passing the station, and always asks questions at every stop. When the bus arrived at a stop, she kept poking the driver with her umbrella: "Is this an exhibition center?" "No, these are ribs!"

2. If what you give to me is the same as what you give to others, Same, then I don’t want it. "The cafeteria aunt swung the big spoon and said, "Do you want it or not? Do you want it? "

3. "Have you ever said the humblest words in order to retain the other person in your life? What was it?" "Come back, fifty for fifty, I will sell it to you at a loss. "

4. The husband sent a text message to his wife on a business trip: "Are you sleeping? ""Sleep! ""Honey, you are so naughty. ""Your wife is really asleep! ""Who are you? Believe it or not, I will go over and kill you now! ""I'm her mother! "

5. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I would advise them to look further ahead and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling to accept it. Urging me: Pay back the money quickly!

6. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe!" Don't tell me I'll kill you! "Female staff member: "You won't tell me if you kill me! You ruined me. I won’t tell you! The robber looked her up and down and said, "What a beautiful idea you have!" "

7. A passerby stopped the taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take to get to the airport from here? Driver: It takes a long time. Passerby: How long does it take at least? Driver: It takes longer on horseback.

8. One day during the biology test, one of the questions asked a student to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. He angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him: "You." Which class are you in and what's your name? A certain student lifted up his trouser legs and said, "Guess, guess." "

9. Xiao Ming was playing with his mobile phone in class. After the class teacher saw it outside the window, he sent him a text message and said: Why are you playing with your mobile phone in class? Xiao Ming replied: Who are you? The class teacher said again: You Look out the window! Xiao Ming glanced out the window and replied: Thank you for reminding me, we will chat later. The class teacher is looking out the window.

1 There is a classmate named Yang Yang. I think that new word is redundant, so I asked. Him: Why don’t you name it Sunshine? It sounds so nice! He got popular: My dad’s name is Sunshine! 11. My brother invited me to try some special snacks near his house. Average. I asked him, what’s the specialty? He pointed to the boss and whispered: Look, the boss is wearing crotchless pants. 12. I went to the barber shop to get my hair cut. Get a haircut that will help you find a girlfriend! The hairstylist yelled into the room: "Boss, someone is here to ruin the place!" "

13. I brought my boyfriend home on the weekend. He said that my dad was nervous and didn’t know where to place his hands. I said if you were nervous, just put them in your pockets. After that, my dad pulled me over alone and asked me: Is your boyfriend not sick? Why is he putting one hand in his jacket pocket and one hand in his pants pocket? 14. The teacher handed out the test paper: "Pig belly!" Pork belly! "The whole class laughed. The teacher said: "Who didn't get the test paper? "A student stood up. Teacher: "What's your name?" "The student said: "My name is Zhu Yuepo. "

On the 15th, during the Dragon Boat Festival, a certain company distributed rice dumplings to all employees. The foreign employees came to work the next day and said to the company's administrative manager when they met: "The Chinese snacks the company distributed yesterday are very good. Eat, the lettuce outside is a bit hard. "

The sixteen-and-a-half-year-old granddaughter asked her grandma how old she was. The grandma said that she was very old, so old that she couldn't remember her age. The granddaughter said: "If you can't remember, You can look at the tags on your shorts. Mine says 5 to 6 years old. "

17. Do you still remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: "The first row to report! "You looked at the coach in surprise. The coach said loudly again: "Count! "So, you reluctantly turned around and hugged the tree!

18. A thief resold a stolen truck and was captured alive by a rural man and handed over to the police. The thief was puzzled and asked Uncle: How did you know this car was stolen? Uncle: The car automatically called the police as soon as you got in. The police asked: How did you report it? Uncle: Please pay attention, car theft! Said: It’s terrible to be uneducated.

19. I went shopping with my wife, and she liked a shawl. She tried it on and found that the size was too small. I asked the boss: "The size my wife tried on was too small." It's a little small. Is there any bigger one? The boss said: "Young man, go look elsewhere. This is already the largest curtain in my house." "

Twenty. What I envy the most is Tang Monk in Journey to the West. He doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes there is a monster saying: Kids, wash that monk clean. In the tomb At the gate of the garden, a man asked: "How much does a paper house cost?" The merchant replied: "20 yuan!" ""So expensive! Didn’t it only cost 15 yuan last year? ""House prices have gone up! "

Twenty-one. When I was in Chinese class today, the teacher gave me an assignment and asked me to write a composition about people, focusing on highlighting the characteristics of the characters. Xiao Wang stood up and asked: "Teacher , can you write about my grandfather? "The teacher asked: "Then first tell me what aspects of your studies are more outstanding? Xiao Wang thought for a while and said, "My grandpa has a protruding disc in his waist!" "Teacher: "Get out.

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22. As soon as I answered the phone, I opened my mouth and asked: Are you at home? The number was unfamiliar, but the tone was definitely familiar. I didn’t know who it was but I was afraid of embarrassment, so I pretended to be familiar and replied: I know Zhou Can I still be at home on Friday? It’s like this on Friday. Several people called me, “Where are you? What’s wrong?” The other party was silent for a while and said, “I’m at your door.” p>

Twenty-three. The two drunkards asked: Where are you from Inner Mongolia? Wow! Where are you from Inner Mongolia? Wow, so are you! Where are you from? Qinghe Town. Wow! What’s your surname? My surname is Li, too! The owner of the barbecue restaurant can’t stand it anymore. Call him. My two sons were drunk again.

Twenty-four. Once I took the bus and couldn’t squeeze in. I closed the door and left. There was someone shouting: Master, I’m being trapped. . The driver was from the north: He was trapped, isn’t he okay? After walking for a while, the master opened the door and said, "Who has been trapped? You can take it out now." A passenger said quietly: They were trapped, but no one came up.