Ten slogans (I want to repeat them)

A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps and play, the mountains will be gone in 6000 years!" When a flower shop in Berlin opened, it advertised: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife. There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. A village barber shop wrote on a billboard in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your's head! "The sign outside the dentist's office says," Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice. " Printing factory advertisement: "everything is printed except banknotes." A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. " A milk factory advertised in a newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!" There is a "facial expression institute" in Chicago, and its recruitment advertisement says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person." The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. " An advertisement for enrollment in a French class reads: "If you don't like it after listening to the course, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must say it in French." An American newspaper advertised: "She looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady and works like a donkey." Eye drops advertisement: please turn your eyes a few times after dripping, so that the liquid medicine can spread all over the world. Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product. Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve. Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world. Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is really a great effort. Beauty salon advertisement: Please don't flirt with the women in our shop. She may be your grandmother.