Is there any joke that can make you laugh like a pig through the screen?

The day before yesterday, my girlfriend had no one at home, so she invited me to play.

We were all very happy after playing all afternoon.

Suddenly my buttocks felt very itchy and my pants were tight, so I was about to take off my pants.

Female My friend blushed instantly and whispered: "Will this develop too fast?" ?

I said without hesitation: ?My butt is itchy, take it off and scratch it. ?

Then I was kicked out, and they haven’t forgiven me to this day.