Reversal routine jokes

Reversal of routine jokes

Life is indeed boring, and we need some smiles to add some color to our lives. The often funny reversal of routines seems sad at the beginning, but very funny at the end. If you want to know more reversal routines and jokes that will make you happy all day long, here are the reversal routines and jokes I compiled, welcome to read. Reversal routine paragraph 1

01

When I hit the lowest point in my life, my mother said to me: "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, you yourself will never You can't give up on yourself, you know?" I replied emotionally: "I know."

Then, my mother turned to my dad and said, "He understands, let's go."

02

A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, the boy left with a smile on the 99th day. Later, someone asked him, you persisted for so long and were about to succeed, why did you leave at the critical moment?

The boy explained: At that time, he didn’t expect that he could persist for such a long time. I thought in my mind, I have so much perseverance, why not start a micro-business?

03

Many years later, I received another WeChat message from a friend from the other side of the ocean: "I have finally become the kind of person I once hated the most. ”

“Hahaha, everyone is like this, don’t worry. Who did you hate the most when you were young? ”

04

Suddenly I heard someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night. I opened the door and saw a young man delivering food standing outside the door with a lot of delicious food. I said: "You must have made a mistake, I did not order takeout."

"I know this." The young man said, "This is one of your Weibo friends who asked me to show it to you. Yes, this is the food he wants to eat tonight. His phone is broken and he can’t post on Weibo.”

05

“I’m so scared that one day I’ll suddenly stop loving you. "I am."

"Fool, what are you thinking about? When did I love you?"

06

There is a sign on the lawn of the park. It read: "Trampling on the lawn will result in a fine of 5 yuan." Later it was changed to "a fine of 2 yuan". Asked the staff in the park: "Why has it been lowered? Isn't it a fine of 5 yuan?"

The staff replied: "It won't work unless it is changed. No one will step on the 5 yuan."

07

"My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy groceries early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I'm almost gone." I'm so broken. If you have any food at your fast food restaurant, please send me some."

08

The boy said to the girl: "Let's go on a trip. My girlfriend will be there that day." Come." The girl nodded shyly: "Okay, I will bring my boyfriend too." When the appointed time and place arrived, there were only two people, the boy and the girl. The girl asked the boy: "Where is your girlfriend?" The boy touched the girl's head: "Fool, she is right in front of me."

The boy asked the girl again: "Where is your boyfriend?"

Girl: "My boyfriend is parking the car over there. He will be here soon."

09

I finally had the opportunity to chat with my girlfriend during the self-study class. I might have a few words. You didn't say it, right? She suddenly ignored me and said coldly: "Stop talking, there is someone outside." I became anxious at that time: "I swear to God, there is really no one!"

"She's talking about me!" the head teacher behind him said coldly.

10

I said to my mother: "I'm tired of eating at home every day. How about going out to eat today?"

My mother thought for a while. , nodded. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and asked me to eat it alone in the yard outside.

11

I had a quarrel with my wife, and my friend advised me: "Can't each of you say a few words less?"

Then I became even more angry: "Shut up! Put on your clothes first!"

12

Everyone in this world is born with additional skills. No matter how he asked, she never told him what her skills were and just lowered her head shyly. Later, when the two of them went hiking, a huge boulder suddenly rolled down from the mountain and was about to hit him. She rushed to block him. His eyes widened and he wanted to push her away but it was too late.

——The boulder shattered.

Her skill is...chest crushing boulders.

13

When Bao Zheng wanted to name his daughter, he asked Gongsun Ce for help: "My mother named me Bao Zheng in the hope that I would save the world; later people called me Bao Qingtian, It also contains bright and beautiful wishes. I hope my child’s name can also reflect a similar determination to benefit society.”

Gongsun Zhiyi pondered and said: “Bao. mail.

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14

I have had a crush on a girl for a long time. I invited her out to watch a movie yesterday and found that I didn't bring any money. Fortunately, she did not keep the appointment as usual.

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15

After the college entrance examination, one candidate said with emotion: "The three-year single life in high school finally comes to an end today, and I can start my four-year single life after going to college. Got it! ” Reversal routine joke 2

1. My girlfriend’s face is too long, and every time we go out together on the street, my legs look very short.

2. The goddess asked me to go to her house to have sex at night I was afraid that I couldn't repair the computer, so I decisively asked the seniors in the computer department to help me repair it. Hehehe, I will definitely make a good impression on the goddess.

3. In fact, the less clothes you wear when taking pictures. The smaller the memory of the picture, vice versa.

4. I always close my eyes when cutting onions, thinking that I won’t shed tears, but I still cried when I cut my hands. .

5. I have a split personality and slapped me awake from my deep sleep: Stop snoring, even my boss can’t sleep.

6. Sima Guang lit something under the tank. A fire is waiting to boil the water and the children will not drown.

7. Sun Wukong often plucks out his hair and blows it.

8. They say sweet words to the left ear, so I quickly deafen my right ear so that I can hear the sweet words.

9. When listening to music, I find that there is no sound in the left earphone. It turned out that I was deaf in my left ear. I was scared to death and thought the earphone was broken.

10. In order to match my mother's angry scene, I picked up a lighter and lit her hair.

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11. Why do I see lightning first and then hear thunder?

12. I was beaten by Mapo after eating Mapo tofu. .

13. My puppy was lost and I couldn’t find it on Sogou. I was so worried.

14. I won a five million grand prize and bought another five hundred. The lottery result was nothing.

15. Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming were childhood sweethearts, and they fell in love regardless of their family status. Later, through unremitting efforts, they were helped by the search and rescue team and the fishermen. After salvaging, the person was finally found.