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1, four surgeons sit around and talk about who they like to operate on. The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." "When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order." The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you find their bodies, everything is color coded. The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and no spine, and their butts and heads can be exchanged.

2. A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time, the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? "The man said," because I just like listening. "

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?" "Of course," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China." When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What should I do with the remaining gum?" "Of course, spit it out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China." The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" Of course I threw it away. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "

There is a taxi on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is riding on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% Americans. It's annoying to see so many Japanese cars surpass their American cars, plus the arrogant language of the Japanese. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and an American on the plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said,' I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board. "Americans are the first to get the board. He said,' Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass. "Mat, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people get down slowly and say slowly,' Come, give me the Japanese mat. "……

Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together. The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. " So he put an apple on his head, and the American turned and walked back 20 steps. Then turn around and pat, and the apple is smashed. He said proudly, "I'm Hunter." The Japanese put another apple on his head. The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then turned back with a gun and the apple was smashed. He proudly said, "I'm Boone (007)." The Japanese put a small apple on their heads. China turned and took three steps back, then turned with one shot, and his head was blown off. China proudly said, "I'm sorry."

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China people glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese quickly came over and held China's hand tightly: "Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! !

A plane crashed on an island. Only one American, one China and one Japanese survived, but they met cannibals on the island. The patriarch told them that as long as the total length of DD of the three of you exceeds 20 cm, we won't eat you. The Americans first measured it, which was 12 cm long, and then it was from China, which was 7 cm long. The United States and China are loose. It's time to measure the Japanese. His length is exactly 2 cm, and the length of the three people adds up to more than 20 cm. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief ... after the cannibal left, the American said, "I am more than half of my length. Without me, you would have been finished." China people are unconvinced and say, Ya, my length is equal to the average. Without me, you would have finished. After a while, the Japanese broke out. If I didn't get an erection just now, you're all finished! !

A Japanese, an China and an American went to Egypt to explore.

When they arrived, they were caught in a sandstorm, which flooded all the food and water.

When they were thirsty and hungry, God suddenly appeared.

God saw their pity and gave each of them a wish.

First, Americans make a wish.

American: I hope I can go home soon.

With that, the American disappeared and returned to his home.

It's the Japanese's turn

The Japanese said: I hope to go back to my hometown, there are many beautiful women and a lot of money.

As soon as I finished, the Japanese all left.

It's China's turn

China thought for a moment and said, I hope the two of them will come back to accompany me. !

In the early days, an American, a Japanese and a China all became a desert island.

There was nothing on the island, and the three of them could only ask God for help. Sure enough, the fairy came out and said; I didn't give you three demands. Who will go first?

Americans say first: 1 I want 1 10,000 gold coins, 2 give me 6 beautiful women, 3 let me leave here.

The fairy waved her sleeve and the American disappeared.

The fairy said to the Japanese, what about you?

Japanese: I want 2 million gold coins, 12 beauty, get out.

The fairy waved her sleeve. . . .

The fairy asked China people: What about you?

"Give me a bottle of 2 jugs" and say "Give me another bottle. Third, it's boring for me to drink alone. Let them come back and drink with me. . .

So ... . . . . .

After coming back, Americans and Japanese had no choice but to worship God again to show their gods. .

Sure enough, the fairy came out and said that this time I can only have no one to agree to your two requirements. Who will go first?

The American brain is long and says: Let him (China) come first, and he will come first. .

China people said: Give me two pot heads. The fairy quickly asked the second one?

At that time, people in China were drinking those two pots. Before they could speak, they said impatiently, OK, OK, You're screwed.. Let's go

An China, an American and a Japanese were in the same boat, and the boat ran aground. Three men came to an isolated island and met a cannibal. The leader said, "each of you find five round things, or you will be eaten." China took five grapes and came back first. The leader said, "Eat them." People in China eat grapes. The leader said, "You can go." The American brought back five walnuts, and the leader said, "Eat." Americans put walnuts in their mouths, and their mouths hurt to death, but they still smiled. The leader asked him, "What are you laughing at?" The American replied, "I saw the Japanese picking durian."

Americans take out their xo first and let the mice drink it. The mouse ran for a while and then passed out. The Japanese laughed at America for taking out the famous sake. As soon as the mouse drinks it, the mouse gets drunk. Americans are a little humiliated, and the Japanese gloat. China took out the famous Erguotou and gave it to the mouse. After drinking, the mouse ran back to the hole and nothing happened. Americans and Japanese are confused. Is China Erguotou the same as water? Just as they were wondering, the mouse rushed out with a brick and shouted, "Where's the cat?"

In order to make China people say that he is better than Americans, the Japanese monkey trick deliberately said in front of China people that "Americans are not good!" "China followed suit and said," Worse than the Japanese devils! The Japanese smiled and said, "Do you think we can or Americans can?" "China people said," of course you can? Why else would the American army guard your door? You Japanese can be like monkeys! The Japanese were overjoyed, and the China people went on to say, "* *, Americans only play monkey!