Wonderful jokes on the tour guide car

The eloquence of the tour guide ... alas!

Passenger: Hello! On behalf of somersault travel agency, I would like to welcome you! Now, let me introduce our car.

The bike you are riding now has been scrapped 13 years. Because there is no brake, you must collide with other objects before parking. This is our driver master. He set an accident record of 12 minutes. He usually only needs two bottles to get on the bus.

This car has no speedometer. If your upper teeth are broken, the speed is 40 kilometers. If the glass window flies out, the speed is 80 kilometers per hour; If the wheel falls off, the speed is140km; If the roof flies out, then we will reach the last one-heaven.

I sincerely wish you all a pleasant journey and good health. Now let's start writing our last words. ...

Parking conditions

Two people sent a friend to London by the last through train. They got on the bus with luggage belt and their friends, but the train started. They didn't have time to jump, so they hurried to the conductor.

"That's your fault." The conductor said, "You shouldn't get on the bus at all. We can't stop the special express for you. "

"What about our dog?" Both of them shouted, "The dog is in the car outside the station."

"Is the door locked?" Asked the conductor.

"It's locked."

"Is the window closed?"

"It's closed."

The conductor flipped through the special terms manual.

"Well, we can't let dogs be imprisoned and abused," he said. "We can stop for this 1 minute and let you off."