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Guo: Thousands of people came to listen to the cross talk and praise us.

Yu: yes.

Guo: I have nothing to report. In fact, many viewers especially like you

Yu: Everyone likes to listen to cross talk

Guo: I love my teacher

Yu: En, patronize me

Guo: I have been working with you for 1 years

Yu: En

Guo: It has helped me a lot

Yu. Covered in iron and hitting a few nails.

Yu: This is

Guo: Can it be today without the help of others?

Yu: Alas, I dare not say

Guo: I would like to take this opportunity to thank my wife

Yu: Is there me here?

Guo: I have you

Yu: Hey, you said me < I've been stirring it up, haven't I?

Guo: Just kidding. These years of cooperation are very pleasant

in: very good

Guo: mainly because of your high artistic level

in: you flatter me too much

Guo: your own quality is high

in: where

Guo: This is no ordinary person, and everyone in our backstage knows that-loyal and elderly people

in:.

Guo: So what

Yu: Take care of yourself

Guo: Take care of your health. Hey, what's wrong with my mouth? Body, right?

Yu: physical

Guo: hai

Yu: what a mess

Guo: hi

Yu: this, this, you don't have to do pinyin

Guo: OK. Sorry, I haven't studied much

Yu: Oh, what about you?

Guo: I hope you are healthy

Yu: Thank you

Guo: This is a particularly lovely person backstage.

Yu: Everyone touches me.

Guo: Fashion

Yu: This is out of the question.

Guo: Really, you can tell by looking at this one. By the time you were over 8 years old, the old artist appeared on the stage, his head was blank and he looked like a pleasant goat.

Hey, look at you.

Guo: How happy you are.

Yu: Um

Guo: On the stage, you are wearing the costumes for the performance. The other day, you went backstage and took a big gold chain, weighing 13 kg. Yu: This heavy gold chain

Guo: I wore it during the day and took it off at night to lock the dog

Yu: Well, I used a chain with our dog.

Guo: Don't you think so? That's not bad. Wear this dress. Fashion is here.

Yu: that should be

Guo: What do you mean by fashion? You don't wear it first. This is called fashion

Yu: Hey, ahead

Guo: I danced that break dance that year

Yu: It's been more than eight years

Guo: I wore that glove and broke my finger.

Yu: It's not here. We don't understand.

Yu: You are an amateur.

Guo: You buy a broken one. He just said, you don't understand. You look broken and there are holes, so you're an amateur. It's called thunderbolt gloves.

Yu: Right

Guo: I still have thunderbolt socks

Yu: Yeah. Hmm? Socks with bare toes

Guo: I still have thunderbolt underwear

Yu: Hey ... What does this ... that do?

Guo: It doesn't matter whether we wear it or not, but it's really easy to take off.

Yu: I smacked me directly from above and went out in a pocket. I

Guo: I have status

Yu: This is a dress with status. This

Guo: I admire you

Yu: That's it.

Guo: Oh, I'm rich. At that time, their family belonged to the emperor

Yu: Ah, it was a little close

Guo: This was later changed

Yu: Yes

Guo: Ah, now I know that both Yu and Yu can write. A horse on the left and a household on the right. Think back then. .

Yu: don't think about that year. You said that you miss donkeys, one horse and one household.

Guo: Aren't these two the same?

Yu: How are they the same?

Guo: You miss donkeys,

Yu: You miss mahu donkeys,

Guo: Mahu donkeys. So you, why do you have the surname donkey?

Yu: Who has the surname donkey?

Guo: I've always said that the surname Yu is how did you change the surname donkey?

Yu: You said donkey, horse. .

Guo: You pick one

Yu: What do you mean, pick one, it has to be Yu

Guo: The surname is Yu, Yu teacher. Because it would be their home, the Eight Banners and nobles.

Yu: It's actually in

Guo: Who are we always talking about? Children of the Eight Banners. Having him

in: having our family among them

Guo: Hey, being with the emperor is our family.

Yu: imperial clan

Guo: Manchu is black,

Yu: Manchu is black.

Guo: Manchu iron gray flag

Yu: How can it be this color?

Guo: Manchu zhengfang flag

Yu: Our eldest wife gave birth to it, so how can we still be the zhengfang flag? I belong to the emperor's family. His great-grandfather had a name.

Yu: called ...

Guo: Aisingiorro Basket

Yu: I don't know how you got this name.

Yu: Where did you get this name?

Guo: There were eight iron hat kings in the Qing Dynasty, which were passed down from generation to generation. Generations like this. When he was born, he brought out his twins. Rank, that's great. There must be a family gene. Only when the previous generation had this will there be this

Yu: Yes

Guo: You gave birth to one, both of them. Ah, their neighbors have the gene of this twin. < P > Yu: Really. No, I haven't heard of it. Neighbors have genes. Our family has twins.

Guo: There is a gene in the neighbor's family, and so does your family.

Yu: You made it clear.

Guo: Everyone wondered how there were twins in this hutong.

Yu: Oh

Guo: He was born with two, one pair. At that time, the medical conditions were not good, and then, a

Yu: right

Guo: ruined. What a pity. There's only one left

Yu: Just me

Guo: There's only one left. You're the one who died. You're your brother. Think about it, think about it.

Yu: I can't figure out why I took this so carelessly.

Guo: I don't understand, because you, in medicine, they call this ... oviparous

Yu: Ah

Guo: Just this

Yu: Wait a minute, not this, how can it be called oviparous?

Guo: Are twins? Oviposition. Egg-laying brother

Yu: twin brothers. This is called

Guo: I remember there was an egg born.

Yu: Ah, the egg was born. That's the one hatched by the egg. We call it twins.

Guo: Twin, twin brothers. Then I ruined one and left one

Yu: I

Guo: This is an orphan

Yu: How is it an orphan? Guo: Such a lonely one ...

Yu: I haven't heard of this

Guo: I don't say so

Yu: This orphan is not called. You said this ...

Yu: What are you going to say?

Guo: This weaning time is very late.

Yu: I will wean late if it hurts.

Guo: This is nothing, everyone. There is that child at home who is still nursing at the age of 3.

Yu: Some people have eaten for four or five years.

Guo: I'm not saying that you

Yu: It's okay. It's normal.

Guo: It's late when the teacher is weaned

Yu: Right

Guo: It's just a pet at home, ha. He suckled until yesterday.

Yu: Did you eat until yesterday? If I don't perform today, I'll still eat, won't I?

Guo: Just milk powder, the one I drank, the one I bought, donkey milk

Yu: donkey milk

Guo: What

Yu: milk

Guo: Milk, the milk I drank, now I'm drinking one. Strong body

Yu: Good body will be over

Guo: He has money at home, and he can have whatever he wants. How rich his father is, he does business with foreigners

in: multinational companies

Guo: By plane. Ha,

Yu: The plane was thrown out? Can I take a seat?

Guo: I ha

Yu: It doesn't matter. I can take a seat in a moment.

Guo: That's it. Anyway, that's flying

Yu: The size of a plane.

Guo: Yo, his father is flying. What's the matter?

Yu: How to follow?

Guo: I don't know this.

Yu: You don't need to learn this onomatopoeia.

Guo: Crosstalk speakers don't speak onomatopoeia.

Yu: Hey, you ...

Guo: Sometimes I go abroad by ship.

Guo: I go out to sea with foreigners. Three decks,

Yu: Big ship

Guo: His father is standing on the tip of the ship. Let's paddle

Yu: rowing out, it's not exhausting for such a big ship. Guo: I don't understand it anyway. Let's describe this

Yu: You don't need to describe it

Guo: It's dangerous to go by boat

Yu: What's the danger

Guo: I met pirates on the high seas

Yu: Yo. Ask for money

Yu: He just wants money.

Guo: Everyone is scared, except your father. Say, how much is it?

Yu: He is calm

Guo: 3 million. The $3 million is

in: mm-hmm

Guo: His father is happy

In: Oh

Guo: I'll give you 4 million, and you can write me an invoice for 1 million

In: Hu

Guo: You can write me an invoice for 1 million

In:. This eye is crying.

Yu: Oops

Guo: Oops, you still earn a lot of money.

Yu: Pirates are at their wits' end.

Guo: After returning to China, his father resigned.

Yu: Is that ok? That

Guo: Counting money from the house every day

Yu: Oh, that's earned

. I think every day, alas, how can I spend money?

Yu: En

Guo: That's all the fun.

Yu: Oh

Guo: You can spend as much as you can when you wake up for breakfast in the morning.

Yu: How much will that cost?

Guo: Let's have breakfast. You can eat a few dollars, and we can eat 1 yuan and 8 yuan soon.

Yu: Um

Guo: How much can you eat by burning a fried dough stick?

Yu: That's true.

Guo: Right. But his father won't eat. Getting up in the morning to eat fried dough sticks with sesame seeds is beneath you

Yu: What are you going to eat?

Guo: A big pot of that, a big pot of stew.

Yu: That is, pig intestines

Guo: Hey, a local snack in Beijing, pig intestines. Just this big pot, his father, which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which.

Yu: someone robbed my father. What about this food protection?

Guo: No, just. . .

Yu: then what's with the noise?

Guo: I'm just happy. Alas, it's like seeing my relatives when I look at the pig intestines.

Yu: You are a pro-talent.

Guo: How do you describe it?

Guo: It's early. This pot of intestines can't cost two or three hundred yuan

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Guo: It's still the same pot, but the processing method of intestines is different.

Yu: Oh, the method is different.

Guo: Everything was chopped in the morning, piece by piece.

Yu: Broken

Guo: At noon, this is a root.

Yu: The whole root

Guo: It's coiled in this pot, and it's ready. Look for this head, pick it up and put it in your mouth (suck it with your mouth)

Yu: Is this the intestine or the feces in this intestine?

Guo: It's dirty

Yu: Nonsense, why is it so disgusting

Guo: It's even worse at night

Yu: What is it?

It's all intestines

Guo: if you have mustard, dip it in it and eat it

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: If you have small ingredients, eat it with waist flowers

Yu: Oh, good

Guo: Your father never dropped in at dinner, never

Yu: Yes, it was all smoked out

. Especially on holidays, when the old man is happiest,

Guo: What's wrong with holidays?

Guo: How to spend money on holidays?

Guo: Usually, there is a reason to spend money on holidays.

Yu: What's the reason?

Guo: His father is here, looking at the month card, ah < p! His father is happy,

Yu: How

Guo: beginning of spring can be a festival

Yu: What festival is this?

Yu: Ah, what about the Japanese?

Guo: Chinese.

Yu: Chinese.

Guo: Chinese.

Yu: There is a play

Guo: Ali Gadavo z scolds him to death

Yu: This is wrong, this is Japanese

Guo: I heard it

Yu: How fresh that

Guo: beginning of spring, Beijingers bake pancakes in spring, what fish and shrimp are there, cut some elbow-flower sauce meat

. I can't eat at night. Cover

Yu: Our family all live in cakes.

Guo: Four people kill seven cows, which is not enough to eat.

Yu: You can eat

Guo: Snails

Yu: Snails, does this person eat snails?

Guo: This is annoying

Yu: Just eat this seasoning < Yo-yo

Yu: Here we go again

Guo: You can spend money again

Yu: Oh, this is another play

Yu: This is what it should be

Guo: Their dumplings are big

Yu: Oh

Guo: Half a ton each

.

Guo: other people's homes make zongzi, a small zongzi and four dates and five dates. This one in your house, in a zongzi.