Classic Tucao Duan Zi Selection

1, touching porcelain is like playing chess. You think the other side is dead, others turn the first shot, and your car is gone.

2, this year, it is not easy to do things sincerely! In the most popular words, we want the boss's money and the boss wants our life.

3. The happiness mode of corrupt officials: sleeping in the bed of power; Eat rice bought by public funds; Listen to your mistress speak sweet words to you; Play games with ordinary people!

Never argue with an SB, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with his rich experience in being an SB for many years.

5, friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to him.

6. All horrible things seem to be three words, such as the vampire in the mortuary of Huang Quan Road and the shopping cart of his mother-in-law's girlfriend in hell. . .

7. The boss with whom you talked about money is a good man. Everyone who talks to you about your ideal doesn't want to give you money. . .

8. Every morning when the alarm clock rings, I feel that I have been shot! Sit up in horror, and then lie quietly.

9. If licking the lid of yogurt is a bad behavior, then I will cut it off after using toothpaste facial cleanser, and then I will try my best to pull protein out after breaking eggs. After pouring the salad dressing into the bowl, I will scrape it with vegetable leaves, and then pour out the bread crumbs inside to continue eating. Really poor to the bone.

10, relax, I'm not a good person. ...

1 1, chopping wires with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.

12, I have always suffered from insomnia recently, and I woke up once when I was a child.

13, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

14, I never bully the weak ~ I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

15, celebrities are nothing more than patient wolves.

16, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

17 Why don't you find a quiet place to count the brain cells by yourself?

18, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

19, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

20. The road to success is always under construction.

2 1, I really want to turn making money into a hobby.

22. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

23. A woman without talent is virtuous. I must be too wicked.

24. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

25, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

26. I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

27. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

28. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

29. The ship naturally sinks when it hits the bridge ~

30. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock ~ ~

3 1, I begged Jesus to give me a stable and ups and downs life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first.

32. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years

You once told me that you would love me forever. I appreciate love, but what is it forever?

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