Tourism theme sketch

I can only help you find a few jokes, not involve them. sorry

Some people like climbing mountains very much. Once, he went to Switzerland for a holiday and hired a local as a guide to climb a high mountain. When they passed a dangerous place, the guide said to him, "Be careful, sir, it's very dangerous here and it's easy to fall down." . However, if you fall, don't forget to look to the right, where the scenery is the most beautiful. "

1, a guy with a brain problem saw an advertisement for a travel trip, and the cost was only 100 dollars, so he registered his name and paid the fee. After the travel agency knocked him unconscious with a big stick, he was thrown into the river through the back door while he was unconscious. Soon another person joined the travel agency and received the same treatment after payment. 15 minutes later, when they were drifting in the river together, the first person said, "I wonder if they will provide us with food on this trip." "I don't know." The second man replied, "They didn't supply it last year.

One day, three rich people in the city decided to take a trip to the seaside. The three of them are ready for everything. On their first day at sea, a typhoon blew them to an island where barbarians lived. The three of them were caught by the barbarians. The savage leader said, "You three go and get the 10 fruit now, and we won't eat you." After that, they left. After a while, the first man brought back 10 coconuts. The savage saw him and said, "If you can't laugh when you eat these coconuts, I won't kill you." He ate and ate, but he didn't finish it. He was killed by a savage. After a while, the second man came. He got 10 strawberries, and the barbarian let him eat them. When he ate the ninth, he was killed laughing. Later, the first man and the second man met in heaven. The first man asked the second man, "You are almost finished, why are you laughing?" The second man said, "Because I saw the third man holding 10 wax gourd."

3. A place is short of resources and backward in economy. Local leaders think that tourism resources should be developed, so they look everywhere. Finally, I found a mountain that looked like the lower part of this man, so I named it Zhuzi Mountain. There is a hole at the foot of the mountain, which is18m high, 5m wide and tens of meters deep. There is a stream in the cave. The shape of the cave is almost the same as that of a woman's vulva, and the sunshine shines directly into the cave on sunny days. The leader was surprised and called it: the hole of life. So, there was an advertisement: this mountain watched beautiful women bask in shame on sunny days, watched beautiful women pee on rainy days, watched beautiful women go in and out during the day, and watched the glans enter the hole at night.

During the holiday, our family traveled through one of the most remote and desolate areas in America under the arrangement of the travel agency. After walking for a few days, the son asked the tour guide, "What else can we see?" What have you seen so far? The tour guide asked, "Nothing!" The son replied to the tour guide, "Then you have seen enough."

The rich man took his daughter to travel in a private Cadillac. In desperation, two robbers in Lu Yu came up with a clever plan and hid all the valuables in their private parts. The two robbers found nothing, but they drove away. The rich man hugged his daughter excitedly: "Oh, good boy, you are a genius!" " "The daughter said thoughtfully," If mom is with us today, the robbers can't even drive a Cadillac! " "