What is the funniest way to show off your wealth that you have ever encountered?

1 Fancy dazzle hahaha. A colleague at work, her boyfriend transferred 100,000 yuan to her. She turned to another colleague and asked: "Oh~ I'm not very good at math. I haven't been sensitive to numbers since I was a child. Can you help me see how much this is?"

A female colleague from the 2 unit asked her as soon as she entered the door. I got rid of my CL pointed-toe shoes and complained about the poor quality of the stairs in my work unit. The leather on my pointed-toe shoes was worn off. She also said that her English was not very good and she didn’t know what kind of shoes she was. She insisted on asking another colleague who had returned from studying abroad to take a look at her shoes. Finally, she said hypocritically: The shoes we bought on Taobao are better...

3 When I was in junior high school, a classmate bought Dad Xing’s coffee to the classroom one day. After drinking it, the coffee cup was placed in the upper right corner of the desk for several days...

4 High-end show off wealth - a friend said: Oops~ my daily income from Yu'e Bao is only more than 30 yuan

5 The daughter who runs the canteen downstairs is married to the son who sells breakfast next door.

I said it was a "business marriage": .....