Food on the train

1, instant noodles-the king of tragedy

Instant noodles are a miserable food, not only because it is packaged in miserable food, but also because it reflects a miserable life. When enjoying the tragedy, there must be instant noodles. It is best not to choose too spicy taste for bottled instant noodles, but to choose a light type, otherwise it is easy to get angry and constipation. Going to the toilet is a taboo, not to mention constipation! That would be even more tragic.

2, pure water-hanging water.

Pure water is the best train drink. Take a sip when you are thirsty, as long as you can live. Don't try so hard to get rid of it and let people go to the toilet. Carbonated drinks such as cola can easily make your stomach swell and burp in the carriage (how embarrassing it is in that small space). Fruit juice has additives, which may make you thirsty. Finally, the greenest and healthiest drink is of course pure water.

3, ham sausage-trivial

Although the ham sausage looks obscene and smells obscene in the carriage, it is really small and easy to carry. It can be put into the gap between luggage bags, making full use of the space and being convenient for eating. As long as the skin is peeled off, it can be squeezed out, and even if it is squeezed, it can still be squeezed out conveniently. And it has entertainment value. When you are really bored, you can pinch out small pieces to play instead of pieces, and you can also learn carving techniques.

4, apples-no toilet is the best.

The train fruit is an apple, with full flesh and moderate moisture, so the apple can fill your stomach while supplementing vitamin C, unlike pear water, which is diuretic, and bananas are laxative, which makes people run crazy to the toilet. If the train is hell, the toilet on the train is endless hell.

5, melon seeds-carving time

Trains make people feel more lonely than squatting in the toilet, especially when the hard seat is numb. Nothing can divert people's depressed mood like melon seeds. Eating melon seeds can easily kill boring time; Eating melon seeds is the most natural weapon not to talk to strangers except reading and sleeping; Eating melon seeds is obviously the best prop to relieve your pain when your eyes are dull. It's best to choose melon seeds that are particularly ripe and don't get angry, otherwise it would be tragic to get angry on the train.

6, eggs-the king of calories

Two eggs can solve the meal! It is elastic and can be placed in the corner of luggage to save space. It is suggested to pack marinated eggs and tea eggs in vacuum packaging bags. Don't bring boiled eggs, they can easily turn into rotten eggs without preservatives. Eating eggs, dirty teeth and bad breath, remember to drink water and chew gum.

7, bagged cake-sit back and relax

The smaller the cake, the better, and it can be guaranteed to be eaten up when it is opened. If it is a hard seat for the night, it can be used as a small cushion when lying on the table, and it can be eaten as a cake when it is squashed. ...

8, dried bean curd-full belly dark horse

This bag is small, tight, full and delicious. Bean products have enough nutrition and few additives. It may be a little strange to northerners.

9. Canned meat-animals are fierce

The canned iron box meat is high in calories, which greatly satisfies people with strong "lust". However, the smell is a little strong, and it is not easy to open and it is easy to hurt your hands. When eating this thing, you should have a can opener, and be careful not to scratch your hands (the car is bumpy). Carnivorous foods are prone to bad breath, so drink water and chew gum quickly after eating.