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The most interesting advertising words
A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"
An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "
An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."
No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."
A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."
An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"
An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."
A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "
A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."
An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"
An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."
An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."
An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."
An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"
An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"
An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"
A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"
An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"
A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"
An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"
Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory smashed bowls and dishes for some family couples because of trivial quarrels, and declared in the advertisement promoting products: "For the sake of your family's harmony, throw it hard!" Don't lose big because of small things. "
Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" " "
Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of the parrot cage for sale, with a price tag of 500 francs: "Do you believe it, do you think it is worth 500 francs?"
Perfume advertisement: A new product advertisement promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company reads: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."
Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."
Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss Tourism Company reads: "Come to the Alps quickly, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "
Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: If anyone can find that "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 1 10,000 yuan.
Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."
Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you don't have a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Safe House for free.
Beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "
Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."
Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of freckles early, don't leave acne."
Eye drops advertisement: "... after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world."
Advertisement on tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland that reads: "This is the last resting place of Hermes McTavis. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 road and is open until 8 pm every day. "
Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."
The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your's head."
Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!" "
There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "
I hope you can adopt it.
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