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A travel agency in the Netherlands advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. "

When a flower shop in Berlin opened, it advertised: "Send some flowers to the woman you love-but please don't forget your wife."

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have won face." A rural barber shop wrote in a threatening tone on a billboard: "Gentlemen, I want your's head!"

A sign outside the dentist's office reads: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

Printing factory advertisement: "everything is printed except banknotes."

A billboard hung at a gas station, which said, "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

A milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 252 14 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"

There is a "facial expression institute" in Chicago, and its recruitment advertisement says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person."

The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"