Urgent questions about tourism! ! ! ! ! !

Tour guides can play games on the road!

Ask three questions. The first question is: Name your favorite means of transportation. The second question is: Name your favorite ride.

Things. The third question is: say your favorite mantra.

. . . . After talking for a while, you said, "Next, let's play a serial game. Do you remember what you just said? at present

Now let's connect the answers we just said into one sentence. The format of this sentence is this: I am riding. . . (favorite one.

A means of transportation), met. . . Favorite animal, I said to him. . . I love you. That animal

Go ahead. . . (Your pet phrase)

Laugh often.

Here are a few games:

A Everyone is so smart, so let's say a tongue twister!

You will say tongue twisters to the guests when you take the bus group!

For example, "twist one step and hug a willow tree" and "twist two steps and hug two willows on the second floor"

....., and so on, if there are many guests, return to the beginning of step 16.

The requirement is that the guests must speak in Mandarin, and the first person will finish, and the people behind will follow, without pause. The tour guide also

If you want to participate, who knows, you have to perform a show!

This game depends on the performance of the guests! ! The tour guide must do it when the atmosphere is active, and the effect will be good. For example, after laughing

After words.

B a game of eating chicken or something.

Rules of the game: there is a chicken. In front of everyone, everyone takes turns eating. Before eating, be clear about the specific part that everyone wants to eat.

After that, we can't talk about it. In the end, people who have no food will have a good time.

.. c wedding night "game?

I don't know if you have played it, let the guests say a one-word idiom first, and then you add a sentence after the idiom they say: wedding flowers and candles.

I+ is an idiom in candlelight night. A guest said: I kill two birds with one stone on my wedding night. I have two purposes on my wedding night. but

This game is fun only if everyone knows about the package tour, but it is not fun for the individual tour! You might as well try!

.. say a conjunction.

For example: red, soft, etc. Let the guest add this sentence: My face is a little broken, let the guest add it.

Fuck you ... I have to say it one by one. Sometimes this game works well, and sometimes it doesn't.

... e everyone is talking about the same toilet article and can't repeat it. The tour guide can say towel first. Then, the guests will talk about toilets, toilet paper and so on. Finally, let everyone add: I take a shower with * * * *!

... f, if you play this game in a station wagon. ...

Version 1.0 (widely circulated version)

Narrator: What likes to ask why? (Mysterious appearance)

Interviewee: I don't know. (curious)

Narrator: Pig! (absolutely decisive)

Interviewee: Why? (innocent and lovely)

Narrator: Obviously, of course, pigs like to ask why. (Mysterious appearance)

Interviewee: Why? (still don't understand)

Version 2.0 (first upgrade)

Narrator: multiple-choice questions, test everyone! (arouse interest)

Everyone: Come on! What problem? I am free from the fatigue of work, and I can't wait to relax.

Narrator: Which of the following animals likes to ask why best?

A rabbit

B squirrel

C Gou

D pig

Answer a: d! (A broker who bought out in advance answered easily and happily)

Narrator: Yes, that's right. It's amazing, as if asking, how can such a difficult question be answered so quickly? How did they do it?

Yao can't answer)

Other participants: Why?

Narrator: Ask him \ \ her. (referring to Responder A)

Other participants: Hey, what's the matter? Why? (around Responder A)

Version 2.1(2.0 (minor upgrade of 2.0)

Narrator: Come on, let's do multiple-choice questions.

Everybody: What's the problem? (curious)

Narrator: Please point out which of the following animals is the dumbest? (Jiang Taigong waits for the fish to bite)

a donkey

B mule

C pig

D goose

Everyone thinks hard. ...

Narrator: pigs, of course! (pointing out the maze)

Everyone: Why?

Narrator: Because the stupidest animals certainly don't understand here and there, they always like to ask, "Why?"

What? Why? "。 And pigs, animals, like to ask why. Of course, pigs are the dumbest.

Everyone: ... (punches him)

Version 3.0 (Fairy Tale Edition)

The narrator began to tell the story ... (The silly place should be silly, so as to distract the audience's laughter.

Intention)

There are all kinds of animals living in the small forest. Everyone lives in peace and happiness. But one day, everyone drove.

At first, the core of the debate was: Who is the cleverest animal in the forest? Because of the fierce debate, no one admits that he is better than others.

Foolish, I finally decided to hold Komori Intelligence Competition. In order to control the number of participants, it is stipulated that each race can only send one animal.

Representatives participate, representatives win, and everyone agrees who is the smartest.

As soon as the news of the game came, all races were busy choosing their own representatives. Pigs also want to take part in this competition, because people

In his mind, he always thinks they are the stupidest. They are quite dissatisfied with this prejudice and racial discrimination. The pigs agreed that this was him.

We have a good opportunity to clarify the facts. They want you to see the obvious fact that Pig Bajie cheated a beautiful girl in Gaolaozhuang.

At first, pigs were very clever.

After careful discussion, the pigs finally decided to send the little pig Benben to participate in the competition. Because Benben is particularly studious since he was a child and doesn't understand the East.

Mr. Xi asked questions in time, so he learned quickly. "Brother call me brother, but I want to call him brother. Why? "

"Birds in the sky can fly, but pigs can't. Why? " "Pig eight quit don't call pig eight quit. Why ...? "

"The little girl likes Andy Lau and doesn't like me. Why ...? ""... why ... why? " Now let Benben write a book.

It's called "Why are 1 million pigs stupid?" I don't think it's a big problem. In a word, everyone thinks it is necessary to let knowledgeable stupid ginseng

Race, revenge for pigs is a shoo-in

On the day of the game, all kinds of animals arrived and the stadium was very lively. Tiger referee presided over the game, and the way of the game was to answer first.

"First question, what is the deepest freshwater lake in the world?"

Lake Baikal, rushing to grab the road.

"Second question, what is pi?"

"3. 14", stupid answer.

"Third, what is the translation of DNA into Chinese?"

DNA, Benben won again.

Three questions, stupid scores losing in a row, winning by a wide margin.

The onlookers burst into cheers, and other animals present had to admire them.

Finally, the tiger referee signaled everyone to be quiet.

"Now, I announce the result of the game. The facts are obvious. Piglets are quick-witted, quick-witted, and have all three problems.

Correct, but you can never be the champion of this competition! ! ! "

(Now, wait for the audience to say why)