Tricky friends and posting on Moments

Tricky friends post on Moments

Tricky friends post on Moments. Moments is now a platform where people mainly share their daily life updates. Many times people will post during some activities. To commemorate this event on Moments, because these activities are all fun pranks. Here are the prank friends posting on Moments. Tricky friends post on WeChat Moments 1

1. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chicken has a mental problem and won't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and the hen were anxious and hid aside to watch the chicks. The stupid chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at his phone.

2. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside. Female driver + run-in + first time = female devil. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular. I can't tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator, but it works! Love me and chase me, don't be shy about kissing me!

3. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei slept on the same bed, and Zhang Fei slept in the middle. The next day, Guan Yu said I dreamed about my ML last night. Liu Bei said, I also dreamed about my ML last night. Zhang Fei said, I dreamed about my skiing last night. Then Liu and Guan both vomited -...Who understands? ?

4. No matter how red the flowers are, they still need the green of the leaves, no matter how powerful the bird's wings are, they need the help of air, no matter how white the teeth are, they still need the support of lips and teeth, even if the flowers are stuck on cow dung. I said, how can my flowers and plants survive without you as fertilizer?

5. The long night is so difficult, I really want to fly to you. Appreciate your lovely sleeping face, stroke your soft hair, and keep looking at you until you open your eyes at dawn, and then whisper to you gently, "You wet the bed!"

6. Men It's a walking genital!

7. You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! You little villain! Oh! I'm about to die! Save me! The solution is very simple. Give me your love!

8. Women don’t care about decency, decency is because they are not tempted enough; men don’t care about loyalty, loyalty means that the stakes for betrayal are too low.

9. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man to turn a girl into a woman.

10. Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups. When we think we jumped out of one cup, we fell into another cup. If you didn’t jump into another cup, Congratulations, you dropped the coffee table.

11. Wukong developed tourism in Huaguo Mountain, and Wu Jing also raised a tortoise in Liusha River; Master, I also wrote a book about the journey of learning Buddhist scriptures! Everyone is thinking about you very much, and asked me to send you my regards. , okay Bajie.

12. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice. God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water. God was afraid that you would be lonely, so he created the lovely me. The premise is that God found that there was no bucket to hold rice, so he created Love you.

13. A river of spring water and a river of waves. Each mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his mobile phone. He takes out his mobile phone and looks down. After reading, it is not difficult to forward it. His fingers move quickly. If it’s like electricity, I’m willing to give it back to me!

14. Eat watermelon to reduce fever and refresh your skin, cucumber to beautify your skin, winter melon to cleanse your intestines and diuretic, and the most delicious cantaloupe. You and they are the same family, you hide What are you doing underground? So you are a sweet potato.

15. Your laughter and laughter in the morning echo in my ears; your liveliness and excitement at noon appear in my mind; your vague face enters my dream at night...so I scream I woke up with a surprise! Dress up better next time!

The latest words to send insults to people in the circle of friends:

1. What’s going on? I just called you After the phone rings, it prompts that the other party is running naked, please wait and call again. I can’t believe it! When I called again, I was told I’m sorry. The user you dialed has left the service area. Please wait and call again.

2. The photographer asked Xiaodai how many seconds he needed to prepare. Xiaodai obviously stretched out three fingers, but why did the photographer press the shutter button immediately? Because Xiaodai stretched out his middle finger, ring finger and little finger. , that also means OK!

3. Don’t say that others have a brain disease. The prerequisite for a brain disease is that you must have a brain.

4. When you are away from home, your wife has told you not to sit in the first row of a car. You can’t stand up if you can’t pick up the vegetables. Don’t let your stomach get drunk when you drink. Don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside. Don’t bring your lover into the house.

5. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

6. The weather is hot in early autumn, and the mood is really wonderful; you can see your hot body, you can run around in your underpants; when it is hot, stuff an ice cream, and the bathtub will bubble; chew watermelon and cantaloupe, and use sweat as hairspray. Put your worries aside and be happy and carefree.

7. The value of green onions has doubled. Onion asked why we pay a dollar for a bunch of garlic? Garlic is popular today for singles. Isn’t a single head of garlic still a noble? Onion, I am single too! You call garlic Onion, go abroad Let’s develop!

8. You are cute when you are beautiful, you are always fond of eating meat, I still love you when you are fat, your thrift is glorious, and waste is shameful.

You should drip the food in the bowl after eating it, but it is not necessary to lick the bowl clean every time!

9. The meaning of your life is to eat well and sleep well; your regret in this life is that you have no Lose the fat on your body; your greatest contribution in this life is that you stew vermicelli on the New Year’s Eve dinner table! Humanity will be forever grateful to you!

10. Look! The clouds will always float farther and farther away, and the stars will always float further away. Twinkle and twinkle, the flowers will always open their smiling faces, the waves will always roll over, friends will always miss me occasionally, blessings will always be inaccurate, and the little fool will always read it patiently~

11. You Are you asleep? I send mosquitoes to sting you; do you eat hot and spicy food? I send flies to annoy you; have you forgotten me? I send bees to get into your belly. Bajie, when you come back from Buddhist scriptures, you have to keep in touch with me. Otherwise, don’t blame me for disturbing you again!

12. Do you know how the sky is blue? That was painted by me; you know Where did the money come from? That was printed by me; do you know how cows fly? That was blown by me; do you know how pigs died? This text is so annoying!

13. Please, don’t lose weight, let alone leave me! Don’t you know, I have never thought you were fat, and I even prayed that you would never become thinner, the fatter the better! I like your fat look, no , is love, love from the heart! But, recently, you

14. What's wrong, please don't scare me! Wallet! What's wrong with you! Why have you lost weight! Wallet!! You Wake up!!!

15. Nothing in the universe can stop me from liking you! I am willing to work hard for you, work hard for you, and give everything for you. I pray that you can stay with me every day, just To wait silently. I really like you. . . RMB.

16. If I had ten thousand, I would take you to travel around the world and enjoy the famous mountains and rivers; if I had ten thousand, I would give you designer bags to let you enjoy the feeling of luxury; if I had ten thousand, I will take you to the beach to enjoy the leisurely holiday; if I had ten thousand, I would take you

17. Go shopping with you, have a candlelight dinner, and feel romantic feelings. The problem is that I don't have any, so you lend me ten thousand first and wait until I fulfill my promise!

18. There is an ancient legend on the other side of the mountain, which has become a classic in the past and even now. Do you want to know what this legend is? Listen, there is a temple in the mountains, and there is an old Taoist in the temple. He is reading text messages and giggling right now!

19. The phone rings once, it means I want to chat with you; rings twice Rings means I want to ask you to meet; rings three times, means I want to treat you to dinner; rings four, means I want to charge you some money; rings five, means I am helping you discharge, haha, turn off the phone.

20. Give you a piece of Sachima, and happiness will use you as a target; give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; give you a cup of orange, and happiness will knock on your door every day and give it to you. A glass of wine, good luck as your watchdog! Tricky friends post on Moments 2

WeChat Moments pranks

1. No contact is because of your indifference. When it comes to me, I don't take the initiative because I can't move you at all.

2. I went out to eat beef hot pot with a foodie. This guy said that beef tendon is the most delicious, and then he gave me a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing on the piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

3. Stop telling me about this so-called love, I don’t believe it anymore.

4. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently. Our deskmate, who didn't know how to write, looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and then wrote it out.

5. It is better to spend one or two years reviewing his habits than to spend one or two years getting used to another person.

6. We either make ourselves miserable or make ourselves extremely powerful, and the price we need to pay is almost the same.

7. You must not only understand life, but also learn how to live.

8. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is someone who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is someone who is as neurotic as me.

9. When I first fell in love with him, I was completely confused, but now I finally shook it off.

10. The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your shortcomings, mistakes and shortcomings, but still finds you charming.

11. When you give your heart away, you should know that it is impossible to get it back unscathed.

12. If you want to define a good life, it is comfort. If you want to give a definition of comfort, it would be three or five close friends, talking and laughing happily.

13. Everything is my fault, I am not strong enough, I love too much.

14. I wrote my thoughts about you all over the streets. Sorry, I was taken away by the police.

15. "How have you been lately?" "Well, that's it. "Like that" "Numbliss, is it good or bad?" "No, no, no" "Oh, I'm relieved if you're not doing well."

16. Meeting someone you like is like a catastrophe for the rest of your life. Drifting across the sea, I finally saw land.

17. I like you just like I like the sea. I can’t jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

18. No contact is our best relationship; no interruption is my last tenderness; forgetting each other is our best destination.

19. We are all like children. We act nonsense because we are dependent; we are polite because we are strangers. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.

20. Friends don’t matter far or near, they only need to be in the heart; there is no sooner or later when we meet, as long as we have the heart. Good friends will always be by your side; true friendship will always go through thick and thin.

21. I still like you very much, like a teddy in heat, day and night.

22. When you are in the dazzling world, it is better to detach yourself from the world and enjoy a colorful spring scene; when you are running around among people who come and go, it is better to quiet your soul and have a drink that is pleasing to the eye. The clear tea; wandering around the hypocrisy of heavy makeup, it is better to return to simplicity and be a woman who has washed away all her beauty. Laughing and crying, there are companions to accompany you to share joys and sorrows; sweetness and bitterness, two people drink together in the dark night; happiness and sin are all the consequences of cultivation in the previous life. There is really no need to think about it. Too much.

23. When the sky clears up after the rain, people will forget after all the tears.

24. Only when one has sat down his loneliness can he regain the hustle and bustle; only after he has exhausted his sorrow can he meet again. Happy face; taste the bitterness and bitterness, and you will naturally return to sweetness.

25. A senior once said to me: "Boys don't need to be handsome or rich, as long as they have a gentle and considerate heart, girls will like them." Now please Senior, please come out and I promise not to beat you to death.

26. When I think of that song, the memories come back to the past. It was the moment we once loved.

27. I don’t want to be so far away forever, I just want to stay so close to you.

28. To those parents and teachers who always suspect that I have a partner, I just want to say this: You overestimate me.

29. Waiting is a pain. Forgetting is also a pain. But not knowing what to do is a more torturous pain.

30. God is fair. He gave you an ugly face and will definitely give you a home without money. Tricky friends posted on WeChat Moments 3

1. When I was a kid, I loved playing with firecrackers with my cousin. I acted naughty and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin’s jacket pocket (he still had a lot in his pocket) Firecrackers), and then my cousin became anxious, but the more anxious he became, the less able he was to take it out. Finally, my cousin got so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" As a result, our clothes were all torn to pieces.

2. The so-called aloofness is actually: a person with poor hearing + slow reaction + poor eyesight.

3. The cell phone is silent and answering the phone depends on fate.

4. I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future, and the girls will be too ugly to look good.

5. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? If you want, why not stay with me and let the two of us think together.

6. You deserve to be liked by me because you are so good-looking.

7. A couple makes love to each other. Woman: What are you thinking about now? Man: It’s the same thing as you. The woman immediately gave the man a slap in the face and cursed: You hooligan!

8. I worry every day that I am cuter today than yesterday.

9. Very lazy, no special skills, but good at staying up late.

10. An operator received a call from a customer. The customer was stuttering and spoke a little slowly: I, I, I... think about it, I, I, I... the phone... the phone bill... Most recently...why do you charge so much? The operator just said: Brother, can you not charge me if you are just like you? After that, he was fired!

11. The good news should not go to outsiders. Find me online and I'm super sweet.

12. Don’t brag in front of me, there is really no room for fools in your eyes.

13. The best bestie partner: a funny one, a beautiful one, a top student, and a tomboy.

14. I really want to have a boyfriend, but I am afraid of being exposed.

15. I am not fat, it is just swelling caused by allergies to life.

16. Thousands of miles away, I just want to be the woman you miss the most.

17. The fortune teller said that my life will be a perfect match for you, sir.

18. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I go to work to make money. I can drive a luxury car, but I take the bus every day. I can rely on my face to make a living, but I work hard. This is me. and obvious differences.

19. Dare to be ambiguous with me and make you cry without knowing how.

20. Just count your fingers, you are missing me in your life

21. I want to be a cute, innocent and worry-free child.

22. If you want to understand me, then first understand the weather.

23. It will take a long time to see people's hearts, but it may lead to kidney failure.

Twenty-four, the relationship between Bai Jingting and I has been confirmed, and I am sure it is him.

Twenty-five, I hope you will be loved well by a handsome fool.

26. I went for a pregnancy check-up today and was bumped into by a 160-year-old woman. Fortunately, I was supported by the person next to me. The aunt ignored me and left. When we went to the fourth floor for the check-up, we I met her again and saw her waiting for a urine test. I walked over and remembered her name. I silently went to the toilet to take some samples and changed them for her. . . . Aunt, we are so destined to give you a surprise

27. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed, and it is time to pretend.

Twenty-eight. Best friend, stop being afraid of marriage...I will marry you!

Twenty-nine. When I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, I saw a child looking at the stall. , I asked: "How much does one chicken cost?" The child replied: "." I asked again: "How much does two chickens cost?" The child was stunned for a moment, and he didn't calculate for a while, and then he yelled: "One chicken at a time." I can buy one!"

Thirty. Girls should learn to feel sorry for their boyfriends. When their boyfriends are too busy to accompany them, they should find other boys to accompany them. They should not let themselves My boyfriend is troubled and I have to be a sensible girl.

Thirty-one, let us be companions in the world of mortals, and eat fat and in vain.