Eight Cases of Humorous Self-introduction of Tour Guides

A humorous and eloquent tour guide believes that everyone's journey will be full of more joy. Come with me to see how the tour guide introduces himself humorously!

Humorous self-introduction of tour guides 1

Friends from such and such places:

Hello everyone! Everyone has worked hard!

First of all, allow me to represent us? The travel agency welcomes all friends to visit our city. My last name is Gui, right? Tour guide of the travel agency, please call me "Guidao". This is our driver? Master. During the tour in our city, it was made by? Master and I are very honored to serve you!

Traveling here can give us two hearts: one is "rest assured", to? Master, because he is skilled in driving, he has 12 years of driving experience and has never had an accident; The other is "happy", so I'll leave it to Gui to guide me. During the tour, please recognize the sign of the guide flag to avoid following the wrong team. Please remember the time of concentration and sightseeing to avoid affecting everyone's activities because one person is late. If you have any questions and requirements, please ask them as much as possible and I will try my best to solve them. Finally, I wish you a pleasant journey, satisfactory meals and comfortable accommodation. thank you

Humorous self-introduction of tour guides II

Hello everyone!

Welcome to Beijing, our ancient historical and cultural capital. Let me introduce myself first. I am Zhang San, once in a thousand years in Beijing, the most talented and intelligent person in Beijing and even in the tourism industry. SHEN WOO attaches equal importance to wisdom and beauty. Heroes and chivalry incarnate. Everyone loves cars. For the driver, the master can do whatever he wants, and for the guests, he can do whatever he wants. `

Play a joke on everyone and enliven our anger. My name is xxx, and I am your tour guide in Beijing this time. You can call me Xiao X. I'm glad to meet you in this vast ocean of billions. This is our destiny. As the saying goes, the same boat degree for a hundred years, the same car edge for a hundred years. Since everyone met me in Dalian to serve everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can bring you the feeling that it is not difficult to stay at home for a thousand days and go out for a thousand days.

Now I start our trip with a song. Please give a big hand to my little X-drum, your cactus with golden palm and silver palm.

(Singing) Introduce the itinerary.

This is a very simple introduction of a tour guide. A good tour guide can not only introduce the local conditions and customs along the way to tourists, but more importantly, bring them a happy mood. Finally, I wish all tour guides are good tour guides, and don't be bad tour guides who cheat customers with black heart.

Guide Humor Self-introduction Chapter 3

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Qinhuangdao, a charming port city known as "seaside garden city". First of all, please allow me to extend a warm welcome to you on behalf of xx International Travel Service. I'm Xiao X, your tour guide. I am not tall and slightly fat. I have been a tour guide for many years and my skin has been badly maintained. I was nicknamed "X Black Guide", but I am a little black boy. This is our driver, Master Wang. Master Wang is very familiar with the traffic situation in Qinhuangdao and is called "the living map of Qinhuangdao". Master Wang's hard work in the next few days will be an important guarantee for our pleasant journey. Now, I propose that everyone reach out and give our applause to Master Wang. Thank you.

Today's itinerary is like this. In the morning, we will go to Meng Jiangnu Temple to find the true meaning of love and watch the story of Meng Jiangnu's husband crying down 800 miles of the Great Wall. Then, we will go to the first pass in the world, feel that "the lock and key of the two capitals are unparalleled, and the Great Wall of Wan Li is the first pass", and feel the hero's journey to the east! In the afternoon, I went to the old faucet to experience the different feelings of "the Great Wall connects the sea and the sky, and people climb a hundred feet."

Even if the basic routine is like this, there will be accidents occasionally. A Tangshan group that took over two days ago was supposed to arrive at Shanhaiguan at 8: 00, but the bus arrived at 12: 00 because of the traffic jam. I think tourists must be in a bad mood now. After I got on the bus, I made such a welcome speech:

Good afternoon, brothers and sisters in Tangshan. We take the bus at six in the morning. Have you been doing it for nearly six hours? (Look at everyone's feedback first. Fortunately, it's not so bad. Several people took care of it for me. ) everyone has worked hard all the way. It's really hard. Our car should have arrived at Shanhaiguan at 8 o'clock. I am also waiting for everyone from outside at 7: 30. It's dusty outside, and I'm a little dusty, but my heart for serving everyone has never been dusty. It is said that tourism depends on customs. This afternoon, we will have a scenic spot to visit Mengjiang Temple. Buddha said that there are 108 kinds of distress in the world. I think we will cross the 108 step there in the afternoon, which will definitely sweep away these unpleasantness. We will also look for the true meaning of love there, and sincerely hope that the flower of love will bloom forever and the road of love will be smooth! (Blessing, the situation has greatly improved) Xiao Du, the tour guide, I will try my best to explain the history and culture of Shanhaiguan, so that everyone must be very happy that you came! (show determination, the situation is basically no problem)

Introduction to Humor Chapter 4

My name is xxx, and I majored in tourism service and tour guide. I graduated from xxx school in June last year, and I am here today to interview for the position of tour guide in your company.

During my school days, through my own efforts, I obtained the certificates of Putonghua Level II B, Primary Computer, Restaurant, etc. During the holidays, in order to improve my working ability, I worked as a commentator in various scenic spots in Shaoxing. During this period, I not only exercised my eloquence and working ability, but also increased my social experience.

During my internship, I began to work as a task commentator in Yiwu Ocean World in August. During my work, I was responsible for sea lion performance, mermaid performance and the explanation of marine life in the museum. In the process of explaining, I can speak clearly, speak standard Mandarin and think clearly. During this period, I have developed a good professional quality and self-cultivation, a sense of responsibility and patience. Strong communication skills and customer service skills.

This is the basic content of my introduction. What you see is not everything to me. Although I am not the best, I must work hard! ! If I get the job, I will try my best to do it. I hope you can give me a chance to do it well! Not the best, just better!

Introduction to Humor Chapter 5

"Dear friends, my last name is X, please call me little X" is very popular among tour guides now. Is there a problem?

First, is it appropriate for them to just say "My surname is X" to people? No, it seems dry and informal. Introduce yourself to the guests. The traditional etiquette of the Chinese nation is to give you a surname and a general name. The so-called "gentleman, do not change his name, do not change his surname." It is an important event in social life to report one's surname by name. It is obviously irregular for a tour guide to introduce himself and tell others his last name.

Second, give your last name to others to show your serious and responsible attitude towards your work. The tour guide leads the group, and tourists will look for him with a lot of things. For example, after the tour, tourists need to find this tour guide named X, and this travel agency has more than one tour guide named X, which will bring unnecessary trouble to tourists and affect efficiency. When the tour guide introduces his name to the guests, he does not cut corners, does not remain anonymous, and is careless, which is a sign of integrity. Giving one's surname by a common name will leave a warm and polite first impression on visitors. Isn't that important?

Third, the reason for this phenomenon may be the influence of foreign tour groups. For foreign tourists and tour guides, "Please call me Xiao X" is always added after introducing their names, because it is relatively difficult for foreign tourists to call China people by their first names. To put it simply, it is not only easy to learn, but also easy to remember, which improves the efficiency of communication with each other.

In addition, China people are used to adding "old" or "small" before their surnames. Introducing China people's address habits to foreign tourists is also spreading a culture. Foreign tourists will feel novelty and excitement, so the tour guide should point it out. What do you call a tour guide for domestic tourists? That's the right of tourists, and the tour guide doesn't have to intervene. Nowadays, many imitators blindly imitate without looking at the object and the specific language environment, and become stale yellow rice wine, which is a bit sour. Our tour guide explained to the tourists that we should be like Mrs. A Qing in Shajiabang, and talk like water. Only in this way can we show our skills and level.

Introduction to Humor Chapter 6

My last name is Xiao, and my first name is Cao. Because my name sounds like grass, many people call me grass.

I have this name because my dear father's surname is Xiao and my lovely mother's surname is Cao. In order to let the world know that I am the crystallization of their love, I took this name before I was born.

To tell the truth, I don't reject people calling me that. Even when I joined the league, I introduced myself like this. Although the grass is ordinary, it is very strong!

Introduce my work. I am a tour guide. Many people say that the tour guide can coax the bird down from the tree, but I don't have the ability. I haven't even learned the most basic glib words.

I just graduated from college, I have been in the company for less than two months, and I don't travel much, but I have been complained twice, but I am not good at words. It's not that I have nothing in my stomach, but that I can't pour it out. Alas!

I know I don't belong to the ranks of beautiful women, and I don't wear makeup and skirts ... in my memory, it seems that I only wore them in the fourth grade of primary school, or because of the school singing competition. But I only wore it once, and I never wore it again.

Which girl likes to be called a beauty, but every evaluation of me makes people feel comfortable. Every time I hear such an evaluation, I will think of a person in my mind, that is, the Buddha sitting at the gate of the temple, laughing with laughter.

I don't blame anyone but my parents. They told me that they didn't pass on their excellent genes to me, otherwise they wouldn't be lonely until now.

Friends at home and abroad like to chat with me, and sometimes I feel like a trash can. But I'm not a very secretive person. When someone tells me, I will turn around and tell another person (but I won't tell you my promise to my friends). I'm not a secret keeper!

Although I look kind, I am stubborn. As long as I believe in one thing, I won't change. To paraphrase my mother, even nine cows can't be pulled back. If it doesn't sound good, it's stubbornness, hehe ... this is my strength and my fatal weakness!

In high school, I had a crush on a boy. He is handsome and talented. In addition, he studied music, and the post-artistic charm emanating from him almost charmed all the girls in the school.

But he was holding my best friend's hand? She also studies music, and she is very beautiful.

Although I was sad at that time, I felt that he was worthy of her.

But then my diary was seen by him, and my good friend didn't talk to me much. To tell the truth, I really didn't want to rob it, and I know it myself. My friend's indifference to me made me understand that love can't be shared with others at all.

I was sad for a long time during that time, but I never cried. Because I think tears are just men's weapons and a sign of cowardice. I am a strong "grass", I can't show a little cowardice!

Guide Humor Self-introduction Chapter 7

Ladies and gentlemen,

Hello everyone! Welcome to Badaling Scenic Area for sightseeing. Today, I am honored to accompany you to visit. I am very happy. I hope everyone of us can have a good time in Badaling.

The Great Wall is one of the world-famous wonders. It lurks like a dragon in the vast land of northern China. It is the crystallization of ancient working people's blood method in China, the symbol of ancient culture in China and the pride of the Chinese nation.

Tourists, we have come to the famous Badaling Great Wall. Looking into the distance, you can find that the Great Wall here is divided into two peaks, north and south, winding on the ridge, and the scenery is spectacular. Looking down, there are two doorways and a U-shaped wall. There are battlements inside and outside the wall of Wengcheng, and the enemy is rejected on all sides. If the enemy breaks through the closed door and rushes into the city, it will be surrounded on all sides and the enemy will fall into the urn. Wengcheng is an important part of the Great Wall. It is generally built on the traffic arteries with dangerous terrain. The urn in Badaling is no exception. Built on the ridge, limited by the terrain, it is built on the mountain, low in the east and high in the west, narrow in the east and wide in the west, only 5,000 square meters. There is no well in the urn, and there is water shortage. There are not many troops stationed at ordinary times. The garrison is stationed in fogg town, northwest of Li San. There used to be a "quadrangle" in Wengcheng for emperors to pass by or officials to stay overnight. The distance between the two gates of Wengcheng is 63.9 meters, and Ximen Mei has the inscription "North Gate Lock Key". I have already mentioned its intention. On the city gate hole, there are huge double wooden doors in ancient and modern times, with wooden columns and latches inside. Usually, the door is open and pedestrians and business travelers can enter and leave freely; In wartime, the city gates were closed and impregnable; Once the counter-offensive order is given, the Chengmen Cave is the exit for the tribe to launch a charge. The title of the lintel of the East Gate of Wengcheng is "Filling Outside", which was built in the 18th year of Jiajing in Ming Dynasty. On the platform of Guancheng in Juyongguan Town, a stone tablet was originally embedded, which was carved in the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty. From the inscription, we can see the Great Wall which took more than 80 years to complete. The monument also records the construction time and length of the Great Wall, the presiding officer and foreman, the person in charge of burning, the person in charge of kiln head and masons, and the names with clear responsibilities. Standing on the city and looking down, you can see the endless stream of traffic and tourists at the door. This is not only an important military defense pass in ancient times, but also a traffic artery. Starting from here, Nantong Changping, Beijing, Yanqing in the north, Xuanhua and Zhangjiakou in the northwest, "the road extends in all directions from here". Badaling also got its name.

Looking down to the right, there is a cannon on the south side of Dengchengkou, which is called "General Wei at this time". This gun is 2.85 meters long and has a caliber of 105 mm, so it is named after the "mighty general" cast on it. The maximum range of the word is more than 500 meters, which shows that the military industry at that time was relatively developed.

The eighth floor in the north is the tallest building in Badaling Great Wall, with a height of 888.9 meters, and the building is also very distinctive. In the past, you could climb the enemy tower to see the scenery. Now, in order to protect cultural relics, the doors are closed.

From Guanchengtai to the 4th floor, the highest point of Nanfeng, the wall is 685.8m long and the height rises142.4m. Especially between the 3rd and 4th floors, the ridge is narrow and the mountain is steep, and the Great Wall is more than 400 meters long. In the most dangerous place in the city, the slope is about 70 degrees, almost straight up and down. Neither the South 1 Building nor the South 2nd Floor has been restored. From the column base left on the third floor of the south, it turns out that there are also shops.

Humorous self-introduction of tour guides 8

My name is Wang XX. I majored in tourism service and tour guide. I graduated from XXX school in June this year. Today, I am interviewing for a tour guide position in your company.

During my school days, through my own efforts, I obtained the certificates of Putonghua Level II B, Primary Computer, Restaurant, etc. On holidays, in order to improve my working ability, I work as a commentator in various scenic spots in XX city. During this period, I not only exercised my eloquence and working ability, but also increased my social experience.

During my internship, I began to work as a task commentator in XX Ocean World in August. During my work, I was responsible for sea lion performance, mermaid performance and the explanation of marine life in the museum. I can speak clearly, speak standard Mandarin and think clearly. During this period, I have developed a good professional quality and self-cultivation, a sense of responsibility and patience. Strong communication skills and customer service skills.

Although I am not the best, I must work hard! If I get the job, I will try my best to do it. I hope you can give me a chance to do it well! Not the best, just better!