This emperor is great! Women who prefer acrobatic travel

The most interesting thing about Nanqi is that there is not only a silly and playful emperor, but also a nest. But in addition to the old face mentioned above, let's look at a new person. This gentleman is Xiao Baojuan, the sixth emperor of Nanqi. When it comes to having fun, Xiao Baojuan seems to be more than Zhao Ye, the elder brother of the "old emperor". This is called wave after wave.

This eldest brother Xiao Baojuan, when he was the prince of the East Palace, was very playful. Play with everything, especially pets. Now we often talk about pets, but we think of Chihuahua and Husky, but he plays with high-end mice. It is a pleasure to catch mice all day. His father Qi Mingdi saw it and said it several times, but it was useless. Then he simply let go and turned a blind eye. According to modern parlance, it's easy to get along with. When you grow up, you will understand naturally.

Unfortunately, Qi died before Xiao Baojuan understood. Father burps and farts, naturally going to a mass funeral. The elders in the court knelt together and cried. The kind that beats your chest. But as the spokesman of the royal family, Xiao Baojuan couldn't cry. He didn't cry, but smiled. It turned out that there was a bald man in undertaker, probably crying his eyes out and losing his hat. Seeing this, Xiao Baojuan said, "These old guys, play and continue to play." The bright bald head seems to have hit the punch line, laughing loudly and can't stop.

Ministers wiped their noses and shook their heads. It seems that this dynasty is hopeless.

Of course, the ministers are right. Xiao Baojuan, a little comrade, showed his true colors as a urchin at the beginning of his tenure. Play hard. However, Xiao Baojuan doesn't play with mice at this time, but plays acrobatics. And he personally went into battle and called on a group of gaudy eunuchs to do forward somersaults, back somersaults and 360-degree turns in the palace. So, he once knocked out a few front teeth and was covered in blood, but Xiao Baojuan didn't care. Well, exciting, I play heartbeat. As for state affairs, I naturally have no time to take reason.

As for the label of this buddy's scene, you can actually use an advertising word: "I love acrobatics and travel more." I'm Xiao Baojuan, and I speak for myself. "Next, we naturally want to talk about Baojuan's travel experience.

Love is a good thing, and modern people will probably argue about it. However, Xiao Baojuan said that business trips are too frequent, and he has to travel about 20 times a month. In other words, this guy's life is either on the road or on the way to preparation. But it's nothing, your majesty. Willfulness is understandable. But Xiao Bao Juan pays attention to ostentation and extravagance, while making a big splash, while prohibiting anyone from going on the road. If the "donkey friend" meets unexpectedly, I'm sorry, drag it down and behead it. As a result, people near Beijing ran away as soon as they heard the sound of gongs and drums. They ran so slowly that their heads could see them.

It's interesting that someone should treat a born rascal like this. who is it? It's definitely not his father. It's a woman. A prostitute named Pan Yuer. This Pan Yuer originally came from a poor family, but maybe she is used to a hard life. In the harem, she began to play extravagant. Of course, Xiao Baojuan likes such a woman, and she is very cooperative. She also built three palaces, the Immortal Palace, the Yongshou Palace and the Yushou Palace, which were extremely luxurious for her. But there are always flowers and grass in the palace. Xiao Baojuan had a whim and ordered craftsmen to cut gold into lotus shapes and stick them on the floor one by one. On the other hand, Pan Yuer also likes to weigh himself barefoot. Seeing this scene, Xiao Baojuan became very happy, euphemistically called "Lotus grows step by step". In addition, when Xiao Baojuan was traveling, she saw a beautiful tree in a yard and thought it could be used as a lover's palace, so she called soldiers to rob it. Perhaps, as the saying goes, "wood is beautiful in the city, and people will take it."

In addition, Xiao Baojuan still feels that she is not happy enough and will play role-playing with Sister Pan. What role-playing? Don't misunderstand me. Dude, it's simple. He opened a shop in the palace, which is full of all kinds of goods. Maids-in-waiting and eunuchs also play COSPLAY and dress up as vendors. Xiao Baojuan and Pan Meimei, in turn, become "urban managers" to see who is unhappy. Of course, sometimes, she will make a guest appearance to kill pigs, and Pan Mei will become a "beer girl". Therefore, there was an ironic song circulating among the people at that time: "read martial arts schools, plant willows, kill meat supreme, and drink Pan Fei wine." Of course, Xiao Baojuan can't hear this.

Look, what a ridiculous Lord this is. Finally, the ass didn't stay in the dragon chair for two years, and people were kicked out.