Sixty humorous sentences suitable for official announcement of pregnancy

Humorous sentence copy suitable for official announcement of pregnancy (Part I)

1. The breasts of pregnant girls are getting bigger and bigger, but the breasts of male babies are unchanged!

2. What is happiness? Being a mother makes you happy.

3. Seeing you grow up, your eyes are full of tenderness.

4. If a girl gets pregnant unexpectedly, the first reaction is that my mother will kill me if she is finished, but I don't know that my mother will kill me if the baby in her belly is also thinking about it.

5. At the eighth week of pregnancy, my baby is jumping happily in my stomach, and I am very happy with my eyes closed.

6. The crystallization of love is finally lucky.

7. I love you and grow up with you. I will spend your best time with you.

8. If a baby boy likes to eat sour during pregnancy, it is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

9. Take a trip to Baishan, I am pregnant, very happy, and I am grateful for my magical fate!

1. I always had a fetal dream some time ago, but I didn't expect it to come true!

11. When you are pregnant, you see pregnant women all over the community, but you seldom see them at ordinary times.

12.1=3 Family of three, looking forward to it.

13. Being pregnant is the happiest time for my husband and me.

14. Family ranking needs to be updated.

15. I have never felt hard since I was pregnant. I feel the baby's fetal movement, but I feel very happy.

16. Being pregnant in October is hard and happy, but everything is worth it. I look forward to your arrival.

17. I can finally eat for two in an open and aboveboard way

18. I will be pregnant in a few months, so don't call me fat!

19. It was pregnancy that caused your pain. I was in a mess at that time, so I simply replied to you.

2. I really feel that the numbness in the world is very, very difficult when I am pregnant. It is very great! Humorous sentence copy suitable for official announcement of pregnancy (Part II)

21. It's really a hard and happy process to take you!

22. from some time today, my wife will start sleeping with other people's husbands, and I have to wait on them happily, wash, change clothes and bathe.

23. I have been pregnant for more than five months.

24. It's been two months. I still feel nauseous every day, but I haven't vomited. My craving for food has been changing all the time. After pregnancy, I feel very happy with my husband's double love ~

25. The enemy still has ten months to reach the battlefield

26. If I don't practice my front legs quickly, I will begin to show my pregnancy after the first three months.

27. After giving birth to the second child, my husband and I have a deeper understanding of each other. He understands the pain of giving birth to a child and the hard work of raising a child, and I also understand his hard work of running around for home.

28. I am pregnant and want to break up with him. I am afraid of affecting him. I cherish you when a girl who has the same experience as me comes out.

29. Our two-person world finally has a mistress!

3. My big belly was photographed, and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

31. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.

32. I hope your baby will grow up healthily. The future is boundless, make great achievements and have a bright future.

33. My deskmate said that she was pregnant and the baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby's father was, and he said the baby's father called snacks!

34. Perhaps the best care in the world is that he suddenly knows that you are married and pregnant, but he doesn't ask or say anything, but just cooks chicken soup for you.

35. My period starts today and she will run away from home for nine months.

36. There will be a new member in the family!

37. In this world, there must be some little happiness waiting for us.

38. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

39. When I am pregnant, I will buy a juicer and drink a glass of juice every day!

4. The baby is really happy when he kicks and punches in his stomach. Humorous sentence copy suitable for official announcement of pregnancy (Part III)

41. I was pregnant for five months, and I lost my temper with him today. He told me to get out of his house. Yes, we haven't got a license and got married yet, but we can't bear to part with this child.

42. My ChestnutBB, when I was with you, my happiness overcame all kinds of discomfort.

43. The belly is obviously pregnant, and the front view is round and pointed. Many people say that they are twins.

44. finally rented? Go out? Yes, the term is 1 months, and the lease will not be renewed.

45. It's the first time for a family of three to take a group photo. I'm used to kicking me with you every day. Every day is a beautiful day ~ May you grow up healthily in your stomach ~

46. Hello, long-legged girl.

47. I'm so happy to learn that my wife is pregnant today ...

48. Finally waiting for you, mine? Baoxiao? Bay.

49. Baby is your spiritual pillar, baby is your love gospel, baby is the hope of your family, and baby is your medicine to adjust your mind; On the occasion of your baby's full moon, I wish your baby a healthy growth, and wish your family harmony and healthy running

5. If you don't practice your front legs quickly, you won't be able to practice it after the first three months.

51. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

52. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

53. Every time you beat, I am overjoyed.

54. The saddest thing is that I said I was pregnant and didn't see any joy in your face.

55. There will be a cesarean section tomorrow, and I can see the newborn baby. I'm looking forward to it. I hope I can have a hug, just for a moment.

56. The loving mother's heart was intertwined with the baby as early as pregnancy. -Dickens

57. Man, if you can't be a father, don't get your woman pregnant. If you can't be responsible, don't mess around!

58. Dabao children's only child is valid until next year's X. Please cherish this period of time.

59. What I want to be grateful for on Thanksgiving Day is my parents. Now that I am pregnant, it is not easy to understand my parents' pains!

6. In the long process of pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water, knowing myself well. Sixty official sentences about five-month pregnancy

Sixty official sentences about five-month pregnancy (Part 1)

1. You have expanded my body, but refined my soul.

2. Thanks to women, thanks to women all over the world, so that human beings can continue and men can be fathers.

3. The enemy still has eight months to reach the battlefield.

4. The workload of cooking will increase in the future, after all, the cooked rice will be enough for three people!

5. The crystallization of love is finally lucky.

6. from some time today, my wife will start to sleep with other people's husbands, and I have to wait happily, wash, change clothes and bathe.

7. Grab the tail during pregnancy and take a maternity photo.

8. you have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!

9. Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

1. Baby, I look forward to coming soon.

11. Come on, baby, let's come on!

12. accurate fetal dreams! Black snake, snakehead, meteor, male treasure penis, and so on have dreamed many male treasure fetal dreams.

13. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

14. Get rich overnight and get a little daughter.

15. record the day when I joined you with the lens.

16. As time goes on, my stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I am looking forward to the birth of my baby more and more! When the baby is born, I hope each other can mature!

17. Be grateful! This year, I got married, my wife was pregnant, I had my own big house, and my work went smoothly. What a dream!

18. Some people say that I am pregnant, but I feel as if I am pregnant, and I always feel my stomach involuntarily.

19. It's not easy to throw up every now and then.

2. Looking forward to our brand-new family model of 1+1=3. 222 Official sentence copy of five-month pregnancy (Part II)

21. Pregnant, it may be a cancer baby. I feel so happy.

22. Every time you beat, my mouth will rise. Thank you for coming!

23. Every family wants to see how happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth to a child.

24. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

25. finally waiting for you, mine? Baoxiao? Bay.

26. Being pregnant is the happiest time for my husband and me.

27. There will be a cesarean section tomorrow, and I can see the newborn baby. I'm looking forward to it. I hope I can have a hug, just for a moment.

28. What I want to be grateful for on Thanksgiving Day is my parents. Now that I am pregnant, I can better understand my parents' pains!

29. It's really hard and happy to take you.

3. My big belly was photographed, and I was very satisfied, leaving a good memory for every stage.

31. In the future, there will be one more container for drinking water at home-baby bottles, small clothes, small shoes and small beds, all ready!

32. I dreamed last night that I was pregnant, and I was a twin and two daughters, flying happily.

33. Being pregnant is the most beautiful moment in your life!

34. If a baby boy likes sour food during pregnancy, it is not allowed. I always like sweet and spicy.

35. It is said that pregnancy is fortunate and bitter, and this time is probably the happiest and happiest. Hahahahahahaha, happiness is bursting, really.

36. My armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

37. I've been busy recently. I'm busy gaining weight and you're busy growing up.

38. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

39. You have expanded my body, but you have softened my heart. Every time you touch me, you are waiting. You are a continuation of happiness.

4. Family ranking needs to be updated. 222 official announcement of five-month pregnancy sentence copy (article 3)

41. In the long process of pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water, knowing myself well.

42. It is also the most beautiful moment for a woman to be miserable and happy in the long process of pregnancy.

43. You are in your stomach, eyes and heart!

44. The enemy still has nine months to reach the battlefield.

45. I am really happy when I am pregnant. I am a disabled person at home every day, and I can eat and sleep whenever I want.

46. It is impossible to know that you are happy when you are pregnant, but you are full of all kinds of happiness during pregnancy.

47. Congratulations! It's a great honor! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

48. Stomach pain hurts even when it comes to the back. The most uncomfortable thing during pregnancy is stomach pain, which is worse than morning sickness. Today is a day of frowning.

49. Our two-person world? Will it be? Welcome the arrival of "Little Three".

5. If a girl gets pregnant unexpectedly, her first reaction is that my mother will kill me if she is finished, but I don't know that my mother will kill me if the baby in her belly is also thinking about it.

51. A cake feels pregnant, and I feel sick all over, nauseous and weak, and I feel cold. How long has it been since I got sick?

52. I was pregnant and said to him, stay with me for a few days after the baby is aborted, and then we can break up peacefully! Am I stupid?

53. When you came, my expectation was far away; When you leave, you are my dream.

54. I have a good appetite recently. After all, I have to eat for two people.

55. When you are pregnant, you see pregnant women all over the community, but you seldom see them at ordinary times.

56. How dare I grow old before you come? My little baby.

57. The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

58. Go for a biopsy tomorrow. Why are you so worried when you are pregnant? Bodhisattva bless me and my baby to be healthy.

59. (Second child) Ten-month-old tenant has come to renew the lease

6. It's really a hard and happy process to take you! A warm copy of a mother's official announcement of pregnancy (6 sentences)

A warm copy of a mother's official announcement of pregnancy

1. It's not easy to vomit every once in a while.

2. The most expensive house has finally been rented out for a period of 1 months without renewal.

3. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but I love you deeply.

4. A cake feels pregnant, and I feel sick all over, nauseous and weak, and I feel cold. How long has it been since I got sick?

5. In the third trimester of pregnancy, sleeping at night is simply unbearable. Baby, if you love your mother, please let her sleep well!

6. Baby, I look forward to coming soon.

7. A woman is the most beautiful when she is pregnant!

8. One body, two heartbeats, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

9. There will be a new member in the family!

1. The maternity photos are released. After all, they are so beautiful that I can't enjoy them alone.

11. in the first few weeks when you and your lover find out that you are going to have a baby, you will be particularly excited.

12. Being pregnant makes me the happiest person in the world!

13. The days of holding the baby. . . . . . . . . Pregnant.

14. You have me in your heart and he (she) in my stomach!

15. my god? , make? My little baby? Period,? Stay? You and? Meet each other.

16. How dare I grow old before you come?

17. Pregnancy will make your ligaments relax and prepare for pelvic enlargement during delivery. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on your feet will also relax, making your feet bigger.

18. I have a bad appetite recently. After all, I have to eat for two people.

19. Yesterday you said you had a stomachache, so go to bed early! The next day, you said that you were pregnant and that it was your last date.

2. My ChestnutBB, when I was with you, my happiness overcame all kinds of discomfort. A warm copy of mom's official announcement of pregnancy Part II

21. I want to tell a secret, in fact.