Introduction of tour guide words on buses

There is a song called "Go home often", and there is a desire to go out often. To put it bluntly, it is tourism.

I stayed in the city for a long time, listening to the noise, inhaling tail gas, busy with housework and work, eating and drinking Lazar every day. It can be said that my heart is broken, my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted! (Laughter).

Therefore, we should often travel, go to bigger cities, go to Tieling, cultivate our sentiments in the green mountains and green waters, and broaden our horizons in historical cities. What is the most important thing in life, not money, not power, I personally think it is health and happiness! Do you agree? (Everyone understands)

When traveling, you must find a travel agency. It is convenient and economical to go out with the travel agency.

But to find a good travel agency, it is best to meet a good tour guide, and a good tour guide can bring you a pleasant trip. Everyone agrees!

But to find a good tour guide, it is best to find a female tour guide. In the green mountains and green waters, there is also a lady who has opened a companion. What a wonderful feeling! Everyone agrees! (Laughter).

But it is better to find a male tour guide than a female tour guide. A strong male tour guide can not only be a tour guide for you, but also be a half bodyguard. If there is an emergency, we will pack our bags and leave.

It is better to find a versatile male tour guide than to find a male tour guide;

It is better to find a versatile male tour guide who can sing and dance.

It is better to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide than to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide.

It is better to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide than to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide;

Looking for a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, articulate, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guide!

Do you know how many tour guides there are in China? I tell you, there are 350,000 tour guides in China.

But among these 350,000 tour guides, there are 250,000 female tour guides and only 65,438+10,000 male tour guides.

Among the 654.38 million+male tour guides, only 654.38 million+male tour guides can be called generalists.

1000 among the versatile male tour guides, 1000 can be called versatile and can sing and dance well.

Among 1000 all-round male tour guides who can sing and dance, 100 male tour guides are all-round, good at singing and dancing, and articulate.

This 100 versatile, eloquent male tour guide can be called a versatile, eloquent and well-proportioned male tour guide.

This 10 male tour guide is versatile, good at singing and dancing, eloquent and well-proportioned, and can be called 1.

Among the 300 thousand tour guides, it is very unlikely that we can meet so many talented, good at singing and dancing, eloquent, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guides when we go out.

But today, you are lucky! (Everyone is in an uproar and then laughs.)

I find my friends are very smart now! Next, I will introduce myself.