Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Travel guide - There is a sketch in which a person sings: My family lives in Loess Gaopo, and my father is my mother’s cousin.
There is a sketch in which a person sings: My family lives in Loess Gaopo, and my father is my mother’s cousin.
The line "My family lives on Loess Plateau, and my father is my mother's cousin" comes from the sketch "Superborn Guerrilla", performed by Song Dandan and Huang Hong.
Lines:
Song Dandan: His father!
Huang Hong: Shhh...
Song Dandan: Is this area safe?
Huang Hong: According to my observation, there is no enemy situation.
Song Dandan: Oh my god, I’m so exhausted.
Huang Hong: Keep your voice down!
Song Dandan: What happened?
Huang Hong: Didn’t you see the old lady over there?
Song Dandan: Where?
Huang Hong: He looks like a street cadre, and he is very tight on this matter now.
Song Dandan: Hey, if you catch me, I will fight for it. Why are you hiding here and there all day like a thief?
Huang Hong: Wouldn’t it be fine if I gave birth in two days?
Song Dandan: Live, live! Marrying you has not stopped. After four years of marriage and the birth of three girls, the eldest child cried and the second child screamed all day long. Oh my god, San'er peed again!
Huang Hong: Come on.
Song Dandan: That won’t leak?
Huang Hong: There is a plastic bag here, which can protect you from rain at ordinary times and catch urine at critical times. It can be used for both purposes.
Huang Hong: Let me tell you, there are a lot of problems in the city. If you spit, you will be fined 50 cents. If you urinate, you will get a big unity!
Song Dandan: Really?
Huang Hong: That’s not the case!
Huang Hong: This area is full of foreign cigarette butts, each one more irritating than the other. That's pretty much it.
Song Dandan: You tell me, these days we are getting poorer and poorer, and the poorer we are, the more we have children. When I was pregnant, I couldn’t afford anything I wanted to eat.
Huang Hong: Eating is secondary, life lies in exercise. Come on, get up and take a walk.
Song Dandan: Come on, I’ve been walking around for a day, why are you walking around?
Huang Hong: Lazy is a girl. If you want to do something good to you, just take a stroll.
Song Dandan: Even if I want to eat some fruit.
Huang Hong: Why don’t I prepare two bundles of green onions for you?
Song Dandan: Can green onions compare with fruit?
Huang Hong: The scientific value of green onions and fruits is the same.
Song Dandan: Pull him down! You eat green onions and want to compare with others who eat fruits. The children born by others who eat fruits are very rosy and juicy. Look at our children, they are silly and green.
Huang Hong: This child is more distinctive and easy to recognize, do you know? Isn’t the country in trouble now? By the year 2000, it will be able to achieve a moderately prosperous life.
Song Dandan: As raw as you are, you won’t even be able to eat the chaff.
Huang Hong: Whether he can eat chaff or not, he has little to do with us. Your main task now is to give birth to a son for me, do you understand?
Song Dandan: Didn’t you read what other newspapers said? Times have changed, both men and women are the same.
Huang: You heard wrong. That means that if it really doesn’t work anymore, men and women are the same. Well, that refers to those who help with sterilization. Can't we both have more children while we are young and strong? You think which one will be the mayor of the township or something like that in the future?
Song Dandan: You are such a bear, and you are still raising a village head. You can’t even name your child well.
Huang Hong: Why can’t I get up?
Song Dandan: Just talk about the big girl. How can a girl be called "Zhen'er", "Ling'er", or "Feng'er"? It sounds good to her ears. You'd better hold it back for three seconds. Tian suppressed his face and named him "Hainan Island". Is this a person's name?
Huang Hong: Didn’t that happen when I was a migrant worker in Hainan Island?
Song Dandan: The boss is inexperienced, where is the second child? You named it "Tulupan".
Huang Hong: Wasn’t it born when raisins were pounded in Xinjiang? They all have commemorative significance.
Song Dandan: The third child is even better. Let’s call it “Shaolin Temple”. Can a girl named “Shaolin Temple” be able to scream it when she grows up?
Huang Hong: The name is just a memory thing, so if I call it Gou Shengzi, who am I not looking for? You rely on your reputation to make a living, you know?
Song Dandan: The fourth child is not born yet. You have come up with a wrong name. Call it "Xing'anling". This time I will not live or die by you. I will give birth when I get to Beidaihe.
Huang Hong: Then call it "Beidaihe", is that up to you? Our characteristic is that every step of the way brings birth, and every step of the way brings birth to one household.
Song Dandan: I’m so shy to say it, do you know what I’m called when people point at me behind my back?
Huang Hong: What is it called?
Song Dandan: Mobile Army.
Huang Hong: That’s right! Our characteristic is that we are "mobile". If we can't wait for a passport, we will go to study abroad when the passport is issued. By then, I have already thought about choosing a foreign name.
Song Dandan: What is it called?
Huang Hong: OK Sayonara.
Song Dandan: Oops, I’m so ignorant. She even said “Sayo Nala”. Do you know what “Sayo Nala” means? Do you know that it means goodbye? You still care about Nora, and you and I care about Nora. Do I have to support this child by myself?
Huang Hong: Why do you think so much? Isn’t it because you have so many words in your stomach that you just casually say a sentence? I don’t know if it means goodbye, right? If you know it means goodbye, I can’t say it. Can I see you again? Who will give me a son when I see you again, right?
Song Dandan: You must know that I am pregnant with a son, but what if I am pregnant with a daughter?
Huang Hong: What if... I heard that there is some kind of "super" in the hospital now. You girl, just a "super" will be accurate.
Song Dandan: "Fart Ultrasound" (B-ultrasound).
Huang Hong: Yes! "Fart Chao". Let's go and have a "super". Won't the girl and the boy feel relieved once she has a "super"?
Song Dandan: The doctor sees me taking care of these children. Isn’t that revealing the truth?
Huang Hong: So stupid! Let’s just say that we were married for the second time, brought from our previous homes in “Hainan Island” and “Turpan”.
Song Dandan: Do you have three children from your second marriage? What about "Shaolin Temple"?
Huang Hong: Isn’t it over after three marriages?
Song Dandan: Pull him down. It’s a shame for a young man to get married three times. If I don’t go, you can go alone.
Huang Hong: There is nothing shameful about fashionable things, let’s go.
Song Dandan: What are you doing!
Huang Hong: You have a really bad temper right now, and you are very willful. Do you feel it yourself? Don't worry, look at the old Wang family in our village, didn't the first, second, and third child give birth to a boy?
Song Dandan: How can you compare with others? They can afford children and punishments, but you can do it?
Huang Hong: I can’t do it. If I can afford it, I’ll punish it. If I can’t afford it, I’ll run away. Our principle is: when he advances, I retreat; when he retreats, I pursue; when he stops, I harass; when he tires, I live. Let me tell you, I don’t believe it. You can’t protect your son based on this principle.
Song Dandan: If you shoot guns all day long and change places, you play cotton and I hold shoes, you can catch up with the 25,000-mile Long March!
Huang Hong: Well, we have been working hard on this journey, and we have earned a lot of money.
Song Dandan: You still make money. All the money you earned was donated to the Ministry of Railways. In that waiting room just now, the policeman pointed at my nose and called me something, do you know?
Huang Hong: What is it called?
Song Dandan: "Blind flow"! Listen, you are still drifting blindly, and you are not far from being a gangster.
Huang Hong: Let me tell you, blind abortion is just blind abortion, as long as you are not allowed to undergo abortion... Our task now is to give birth to a son, do you understand?
Song Dandan: If I say I have a son, I will have a son?
Huang Hong: So what?
Song Dandan: If I want to have a son, I will have a son. What do I need these people for? Ever since there have been "Hainan Island", "Shaolin Temple" and "Tulupan", look at how your mother looks like, pouting her face all day long, like Changbai Mountain.
Huang Hong: Your mother looks like Changbai Mountain!
Song Dandan: Your mother looks like Changbai Mountain.
Huang Hong: What does my mother have to do with Changbai Mountain?
Song Dandan: Who knows what the relationship is.
Huang Hong: It’s your own fault!
Song Dandan: Am I dissatisfied? ! People have said it scientifically, men are the key to giving birth to boys or girls. Can the eggplants you grow grow peppers? Really! !
Huang Hong: Pull it down! As far as your saline-alkali land is concerned, everything you plant will be in vain.
Song Dandan: It’s just nonsense, I’m going to the hospital now!
Huang Hong: Stop! Stop! Let me tell you, when you get to Beidaihe, if you can't hold on, I'm not done with you! Did you hear that? stop!
Song Dandan: What are you doing? ! Are you going to hit me again? What are you doing!
Huang Hong: Oh, oh! Why are you hitting me? Are you going to hit me or something?
Song Dandan: I will fight "Beidaihe"!
Huang Hong: Don’t mess with him. I’m wrong. I’m wrong. I’m wrong. I beg you, can’t you! ! I beg you, can’t you! !
Song Dandan: Dad, get up, ah. Get up, ah. The two of us have a heart-to-heart talk. Sit down, ah. Dad, do you still remember that time? The two of us are in love, laugh and fly together, a talented man and a beautiful woman. During the day you work in the fields and I cook at home, and at night you tell me stories as soon as the light is turned on.
Huang Hong: I have forgotten everything I said.
Song Dandan: What are you talking about that scares me? You can talk about ghosts and gods, which scared me so much that I crawled into your arms.
Huang Hong: You were also very... very gentle at that time.
Song Dandan: But since we had these children, our living standards have really changed rapidly. Look at the way people in the city look at us. To be honest, we ourselves feel that we are affecting the appearance of the city. It was okay during the day, but at night I didn't even have a place to stay. I drilled into the cement pipe all day long and saw the children shivering from the cold. My heart was broken. Dad, let’s go back, okay?
Huang Hong: Damn it, sometimes I want to go back.
But what to do after returning to the village? The little ones, the second little ones, and the third little ones have already punished almost all the things in the house. What should the fourth little one be punished for?
Song Dandan: We finally have a family! We took the initiative to admit our mistakes to the village chief. This counts as our frank confession and surrender. Doesn't he have to give us leniency? If he doesn't treat us leniently and will punish us, let's write an IOU to Xiaosi. We promise that we will never give birth to a boy or a girl again.
Song Dandan: From now on, we will work hard and earn more money to train these children into adults. The two of us will happily look for the shadow of our past. Dad, isn't this bad?
Huang Hong: OK! Damn baby. I have also thought more than once, you said you are unfamiliar with the place here, wouldn't it be troublesome if someone really catches you?
Song Dandan: It’s not good!
Huang Hong: Especially when there are so many people in the city, walking to the street... Damn it, the Little Foot Detective Team is here!
Song Dandan: His father, withdraw!
Huang Hong: You retreat first, I will cover you!
Extended information:
Introduction to characters related to the sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla":
1. Huang Hong plays the child's father, in order to avoid the patrol of the Supernatural Inspection Team I came to the city from the countryside and wandered around. I wanted a boy. Unfortunately, I gave birth to three girls, all of whom were girls. My wife was pregnant with the fourth child.
2. Song Dandan plays the role of the baby's mother. In order to give birth to a boy for the baby's father, she is already pregnant with her fourth child. She wanders around the city with the boy's dad, without enough food and clothing, and finally persuades her to give birth to a boy. The child's father gave up his dream of having a boy and hoped to live an honest life with him at home.
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