On the classic copywriting of self-deprecating and clumsy friends circle

On the classic copywriting of self-deprecating and clumsy friends circle (Part 1)

1. My eyes are not as "electric" as Tony Leung Chiu Wai, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau, but I laugh more evil than them. Because I am a man show man.

2. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.

3. What is love for all things and all beings? I think I just need to manage myself first and not harm others.

4. Don't be too kind to me, I'm afraid that your first passion will turn to your last indifference

5. Time is an impartial monitor, watching all beings.

6. Nobody knows what happened, but what did happen. I don't remember what happened, I only remember who you are. Please forgive me if I have ever offended you, hurt you or embarrassed you! If you have ever offended me, hurt me and embarrassed me, please don't feel guilty. I forgot all about it, and I will never remember it again. I just hope to be nice to you, because I won't come again in the next life, and we won't see each other again, even if we meet

7. Looking forward to your forgiveness with remorse, this kind of waiting is a kind of pain in itself, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do, which is a more tormenting pain.

8. It's no use being handsome before the law.

9. Once in a while, you will feel very cool if you live in silence, but it will be miserable if you live in silence ...

1. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

11. No matter what kind of feelings, it is a kind of fate to meet. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many right and wrong feelings. It is great luck to understand each other and understand each other.

12. I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I have money.

13. If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves any more.

14. Some people, with some feelings, may miss this whole life if they miss it once.

15. Being alive has become a nuisance, laughing and laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only the shadow and me.

16. It took me a long time to find that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

17. This is the last time I cry, and it is also the last time I smile.

18. For me, the lovelorn only has memories, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

19. How can I listen to some words, even if my toes don't want to believe them?

2. Flowers are like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; The old feelings have faded; Who is very famous is talking and laughing. On the classic copywriting of self-deprecating and clumsy friends circle (Part II)

21. Doing homework is like approving memorials, and mobile phones are like concubines, pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

22. What about loneliness? I'll just take it!

23. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.

24. Please be old. Don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It will break every now and then.

25. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I am alone!

26. The reason for being single: I like someone; I like someone now.

27. Always blame yourself and repent if you do. Those who regret doing something wrong also have the antecedents of poor planning and late thinking. In fact, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

28. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

29. I was stingy and made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet. Don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and I can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear. I will do anything as long as you are willing to forgive me!

3. People like me are not handsome and tall, but also have bad habits and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How dare I expect you to like me? Haha.

31. When you comfort others, you have to do it one by one. When you code yourself, you just want to find a noose.

32. I will look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

33. I am trying to lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

34. I love you all the time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me an empty joy.

35. Starting with faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what we do, we must have a driving force to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with a firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

36. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

37. Forgetting the past years was your future.

38. Not only have you never run past your youth, but you have never run past your weight. On the court, the galloping is accompanied by the jitter of the meat, and the drama of chasing the ball is staged.

39. There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of others' eyes, never lose yourself by living in others' eyes, and never be too greedy, or you will lose something that you will regret all your life.

4. I once loved you deeply, which was the reason for my existence. Now I have lost my direction and just want to burst into tears. On the classic copywriting of self-deprecating and clumsy friends circle (Part III)

41. Only women and English are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find!

42. Write a long poem for the rest of your life without your name in it.

43. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

44. Before you know it, you will be buried.

45. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. The strong winds will roll to the east, west, north and south respectively.

46. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

47. What's the reaction when I meet my brothers who love you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I bothered to hit them-

48. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating.

49. I wish I were an iron man, without sadness, emotion and tears.

5. Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, I wish I had a crack in the ground to hide.

51. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

52. It's not that I can't live without you, but I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

53. Meeting the right person in the most absurd years will have no ending after all.

54. I don't care about how wonderful the process is, only about the results that satisfy me.

55. I'm curious, where did you find all your objects? I once had a fawn bump, but now it's okay, and it killed me.

56. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

57. It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

58. What we are chasing is like a joke for a long time.

59. Being mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

6. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk. Beautiful mood copywriting short sentences suitable for late-night self-deprecating friends circle collection

Beautiful mood copywriting short sentences suitable for late-night self-deprecating friends circle 1

1. It is not easy to do anything these days. I strive to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

2. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.

3. Regret and guilt are fluctuating in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

4. Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. When you are old, watch others blossom with wealth and you are alone.

5. Girl, in fact, I still care about you. Don't keep everything to yourself.

6. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

7. I love you all the time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me an empty joy.

8. First love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

9. I want to tell you my experiences from childhood, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I want to wait for your voice to ask, so I am awkward. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but you don't want to hear it or know it.

1. Sometimes I want to be close too much, so I want to keep a safe distance. I don't want to destroy the simple relationship and make each other fascinated. Then I run counter to each other and go further and further, only to find that I can't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in remorse and regret.

11. Joy for joy and sadness for sadness

12. I don't care about the wonderful process, but only the result that makes me satisfied.

13. After that, you will go south and I will go north, and the wind and rain will not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers will not meet.

14. without the pouring of love, I'm like a lonely boat. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers and I have lived a happy and harmonious life, am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and become rich emotionally?

15. Because I don't earn money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. I am angry, and today's rice is very hard!

16. Not only am I lucky, but my athlete's foot is also good!

17. I'm not afraid of dark clouds following me, and I'm not afraid of going alone. I'm afraid I'll stop here, afraid to move forward, afraid of unknown thorns.

18. You always want me to care and love you deeply, and you never care about my words.

19. If you are tired of me in the end, you must come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I'm too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I'm afraid I've done something wrong, and then I'll fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you still think about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I'll let you go, without delay or nostalgia.

2. I am a wolf (lang) from the south. This society has never appreciated this style, but prefers moderation and stability. So I've been working hard for decades. Beautiful mood copywriting short sentences suitable for late-night self-mockery and friends circle II

21. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

22. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

23. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I had worn that dress more times, if I had enough courage to tell him … how happy it would be.

24. Are you really happy? Oh ......

25. I usually forget to scold you, and I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

26. I am drinking a glass of lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

27. I fantasize that I am a mysterious person who saves the world but hides my merits and fame. I fantasize about all pink Mary Sue, and I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even a dried woman.

28. History is always strikingly similar. I was single at this time last year. Ha, so is this year.

29. I don't want to listen to what you said, and I don't understand it. If I did, I wouldn't do it. If I did, I would make a mistake, so I skipped classes every day.

3. There are many paths to success, not just going to college. You can choose the path that suits you according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking, and you will certainly become a strong man in life as long as you work and study hard.

31. People who stay up all night alone, go to bed early. You have no one to say good night, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up all night.

32. The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments.

33. There are four kinds of income: you can't work hard, you can get more if you work hard, you can get more if you work less, and you can get more if you don't work hard. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

34. I'm a professor who doesn't' sit on the stage' and always leaves after class ...

35. What we are chasing is like a self-entertaining joke for a long time.

36. Half-life depression has become a phenomenon, and the independent study is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearl at the bottom of the pen has nowhere to sell, but it is thrown into the wild vine.

37. I made the person who tripped me never get up. The person who helped me up, I made him never fall.

38. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face ...

39. Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy in Taohuaan. Peach Blossom Fairy breeds peach trees and picks them for drinks. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

4. You don't have to love me until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Just stay with me for the rest of your life. A beautiful mood suitable for late-night self-mockery and making friends. Short sentence III

41. You don't care, it doesn't hurt. I'm really sorry. I feel sorry for myself.

42. There are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women: First, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

43. No matter how good Chopin of B is, I can't play out my sadness!

44. There are always more than 1 pieces of traditional cross talk. After our efforts, there are still 4 pieces left ...

45. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than my heartache

46. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

47. Because I care about you very much, I always regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.

48. If no one loves us, we will not love ourselves any more.

49. People say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare about me. My mother said that she took me to the park when I was a child, and many old people gathered around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

5. I love it.