What kind of lyrics have singers written that don’t make sense in order to rhyme?

"Small Town Girl" by Tao Zhe:

I held hands with you many years ago

You were too shy to look up

Only She will look at the stars in the sky stupidly

This position is so difficult to hold. I don’t dare to raise my head and have to look at the stars in the sky. The only possibility is that this girl lowers her head and looks at the reflector in her hand (also It can be a clean pool), the mirror just faces the sky, and the stars in the sky are seen through the principle of reflection. Classic children's song "Counting Ducks":

Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swim by, come on, count them, 24678~~

In fact, many of the lyrics of children's songs are illogical. , mostly just to follow the melody smoothly and forcefully fill in the lyrics. For example, in order to lock the rhyme "a" in "Counting Ducks", the ducks are counted two by two, 2.4.6~~But why is a "7" suddenly inserted? It's so uncomfortable for obsessive-compulsive disorder~~Adu "He Must Love You Very Much"

I should be under the car, not in the car, to see how sweet you are~

I have never understood the logic here, because Your girlfriend cheated on you, so you have to go under the car and wait for sex? "Miss Dong" by Song Dongye

You look beautiful when the corners of your mouth turn down, just like the clear water under the Anhe Bridge.

Of course, I really don’t understand why the corners of the mouth look like water under the Anhe Bridge when the corners of the mouth are turned down. Does it mean that Miss Dong has shed a lot of blood?

And according to informed netizens, the water under the Anhe Bridge is not clear most of the time, but looks like this dead. How dirty is this girl in your heart~ Feng Timo's "Buddha" Girl》

You said you like Mori girls, but I have an extra G, just like removing half of LOVE to become loli, I am waiting for you silently, even if you are in mid-life crisis, the love of mushrooms never expires.

Not only is this a classic and mindless lyric, but I can’t understand a single sentence of the entire song "Buddha Girl". I feel like the composer just recorded the rhyme "yi" into the software. Then the song was directly generated. I feel like it was garbled code written by the programmer~~

Of course there is a famous rhyming maniac in the Chinese music scene. The upper and lower sentences of the lyrics rhyme in an obsessive-compulsive manner. What? No need for logic at all.

This singer is handsome and sunny, has many fans, and also has many negative fans. He was once made into various emoticons and ghost videos~

Yes, he is! !

No, this person can only write lyrics that have neither rhyme nor logic.