Give me some hilarious jokes or funny questions.

Xiao Ming’s mother and father are going on a trip. Before leaving, her mother said to Xiao Ming: “Son, if someone comes to ask your dad where he is? You just say you are going on a trip, and ask your mom where you are? You say I went on a trip with my father. If I asked about your pig, you said it was burned to death. If you asked about your pig pen, you said it was in chaos.

Then my mother left. Two days later, a person came and said, "Where is your pig?" Xiao Ming said, "Where is your pig pen?" Xiao Ming said, "Where is your father?" Xiao Ming said: Burned to death! The man asked again: Where is your mother? Xiao Ming said: The army is in chaos

Funny question

If you run on the road, the faster you run. , running faster and faster, and finally encountered a mad dog, there are three choices

A: Run faster than enough Answer: You are more of an animal

B: Run as fast as a bear. Just as fast. Answer: You are simply an animal.

C: Run slower than a bear. Answer: You are worse than an animal.

I’m so tired. I’m sorry, sir. That’s all I know. I think This is the best.

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