What are southerners like in the eyes of northerners?

1. Southerners are thieves.

Note that this thief is a neutral word, which means smart. As soon as my mother talked about southerners, she began to tell me that she had been taken in, and she bought a pair of leather shoes on a business trip. As a result, it rained and the shoes were rotten. A closer look showed that the shoes were actually made of paper.

There are southerners who sell old clothes and put up a tag. My mother said that thanks to her cleverness, some people got skin diseases when they bought them back. After every story, one sentence should be added: Southerners are thieves.

There are southerners who pretend to be rich, saying that they are big bosses from the south. Anyway, I can't remember what she said. In short, she cheated many people.

you see, none of them seem to be very positive images.

ok, there are still positive aspects, such as Zhejiang businessmen represented by Ma Yun.

2. Thin and short.

In the eyes of us northerners, southerners are all small, even southerners I know are generally shorter than northerners I know.

I once chatted with a person from the northeast. He said that there is a city in the northeast, so I won't give a specific name. You can cut me off and say that many women in this place go to the south to sell themselves. These people did not return to their hometown after they got married, but married to the south to help southerners improve their genes.

It's true that northerners want to hit people, and southerners want to hit people. There are so many slots like stars, but I really want to ask, are you happy southerners who have married such girls? It should all be true love.

Third, it is said that southern girls are beautiful.

In fact, from my personal opinion, the girls in the south and the north are not bad in terms of face value, that is, girls in the south are generally smaller and petite than girls in the north. However, the northern girl is tall and long-legged, and the gap in face value is not big.

In the old society, there used to be Yangzhou thin horses. In fact, many of them were sold by traffickers from the north, and there were also many maids. It is not that Yangzhou thin horses are particularly beautiful, but that their skills in manufacturing thin horses are 6.

4. Southerners are afraid of wives

This is what my mother said. My mother said that it is good to marry a Southerner, because Southerners are afraid that their daughters-in-law will not beat their wives, and your temper will inevitably lead to domestic violence when you marry in the North.

I think my mother may be talking about Sichuan men. I really know one who is afraid of his wife.

There was a Sichuanese man in our company. The whole company knew that he was afraid of his wife and was at work. His wife left his job to buy food for his wife as soon as she called. Once he was at work, he suddenly cried, so he ran away while crying. We were all scared to death. Later, we learned that it was his wife who fell down at home ...

Isn't this his mother afraid of his wife because she is deeply affectionate?

So I think southern men are more devoted than northern southerners?

dog, don't be ridiculous. I'm just saying. Besides, can you stop peeking at my answers? What's wrong!