Crosstalk scripts and sketches about the Yellow River. It is urgent. All right, bonus.

I recommend this cross talk about the Yellow River, Green Yellow River.

Are you performing here?

A: Performing here.

Have we not seen each other for a long time?

A: Some days.

What have you been studying recently?

I am studying an important subject.

B: What important topic is so mysterious?

This is a state secret. I don't usually tell him.

I said, don't suspense me. Today all of us are the Yellow River family. Why don't you just tell me what the topic is?

A: Well, for the sake of the family, I'll tell you.

Yes, I'd like to introduce you.

I am studying the origin of the Yellow River.

I know this. I heard that the Jade Emperor divorced the Empress Dowager and spilled a pot of corn porridge on the ground. Because the jade emperor sprinkled it, it was named the Yellow River.

A: What a mess.

What do you say?

A: After years of painstaking research, I found that our mother of the Yellow River was born in the Yogu Zonglie Basin, which is 4,500 meters above sea level at the foot of bayan har in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

B: Not corn porridge?

A: Corn porridge makes sense! The mother of the Yellow River was born during the glacial orogeny, with a history of1.2000 years.

B: Ah, 1 Long live? (Recitation) "Ah! Yellow River, Yellow River-my mother. "

Is mom ridiculous?

B: Aren't you old enough to say1.20 thousand long live?

A: What mother? In the eyes of children, mothers are always young.

Yes, what do you think of young mothers?

That young mother is very beautiful. She is a trickle, elegant and graceful, which fully embodies the beauty of oriental women.

B: Oh! What happened afterwards?

A: Not later. Because people hacked and dug, the vegetation on the plateau was seriously damaged and the mother's milk was sucked dry. Since 1972, Mother Yellow River has been weaned 26 times in a row. You were so hungry that you cried.

B: (ventriloquism: imitate a baby crying. )

I said, why are you crying?

I'm hungry. ...

A: How about that? Do you know what it's like to be weaned?

B: (ventriloquism: imitate a baby crying. )

Why are you still crying?

I'm thirsty. ...

A: How do you feel without water?

B: No!

Therefore, water is the source of life. At the first Yellow River International Forum held in Zhengzhou in 2003, "Wei" was put forward.

The new concept of "keeping the Yellow River healthy and human and water in harmony" has brought our cause of harnessing the Yellow River into a new historical period.

Is this your scientific research achievement?

A: No, it was put forward by Comrade Li, director of the Yellow River Committee.

I sound familiar. Hey, what can I do for you?

A: Of course, there are new theories in the new era. Our new generation of Huang Heren, the only way to control the Yellow River is to rely on numbers.

Ah, what? Can the Yellow River be governed by numbers?

Yes, this is the new achievement of our years of research.

How many times do I have to say 123456789? Shall we send a worker to the Yellow River to see if it can be cured?

A: I said you don't understand. Mind your own business, okay?

B: Then why don't you tell me the principle of your digital Yellow River?

A: In fact, the principle is very simple, that is, the Yellow River is converted into 4S information data, and you can know a little about the Yellow River by inputting it into a computer.

Hey, what do you mean by 4S?

Answer: 4S is the technical term of digital Yellow River, namely RS, GCS, GPS and GIS, which respectively represent four systems: remote sensing measurement, geographic positioning, data processing and quantitative analysis.

B: Hey, I said, can you speak in a more common way so that everyone can understand?

A: Generally speaking, it is four digits.

What are those four numbers?

A: 1493.

B: What does this 1493 mean?

A: This is the abbreviation of the three Yellow Rivers. 1493 is a new idea of digital yellow river. Generally speaking, it is to realize the "four noes" standard around an ultimate goal and take nine measures to build the "three Yellow Rivers".

B: Good!

A: Actually, it's not that complicated. According to my research, it can be solved in one sentence.

B: One word?

A: That's right.

A what word?

A: Green.

B: What? A green word can solve the Yellow River problem?

A: We will strengthen the construction of the third standardized dike. "The green trees hold the embankment, and the clear water reflects the green willows." The mountains, dikes and waters of the Yellow River are green. Even we are in Huang Heren. ...

B: ah, people are green, too

A: Green hills, green waters and green houses.

B: How can people be green?

A: If nothing else, let's talk about the basic necessities of life in Huang Heren.

What are you wearing?

A: Dress: The employees of Quanhe Company wear green work clothes and work shoes, and work hats. ...

Is it green, too

A: Fuck you! I tell you, everything is green, but the hat is not green.

What am I saying? -Eat?

A: Develop green industries and green food. Cucumber, beans, zucchini and tomatoes are all green.

Is this tomato green, too

Am I not familiar with this?

Where do you live?

A: The building is green and small.

B: It's called a villa.

Yes, it's called Bie Ye.

Why did you change your name?

A: There's more! Don't you see that our villas of Yellow River workers are all built on green land?

Then live in your Bie Ye. Why don't we say "yes"

A: Anything will do?

B: It means basic necessities of life. I mean, what cars did we Yellow River workers drive to and from work at that time?

A: It's either Mercedes or Jade Bird.

B: Cough! It's called "Bluebird",

A: It was renamed.

B: Why did you change it again?

Look at our beautiful green Yellow River, which attracts many foreign investors to invest and build factories. Even the "Bluebird" automobile factory has been transformed into a green bird of the Yellow River.

Really?

A: You don't need to add gasoline to drive the "Green Bird" in the future!

B: What should I add?

A: Just add Yellow River water.

b； All right, let's drive the green bird.

A: I am driving a "green bird" and running along the green corridor of the Yellow River to my final goal. ...

B: (cheep-screeching to a halt) Hey, why did you stop?

A foreign girl with green eyes came up to her. (waving) Hello, giggle! Goodbye.

B: At this level of foreign language, I'm still playing with cats. Walk the dog.

A: Welcome to visit the Yellow River.

Your Yellow River scenery is so beautiful!

Yes, there are fifteen famous mountains, nine rivers and eight wonders.

Which fifteen famous mountains?

A: Qingshan, Bayan Kara, Baiyun, Liupanshan, Helan, Qilian, Taibai, Lvliang, Taihang, Qinling, Yinshan, Mangshan, Songshan, Huashan and Taishan in Anima.

B: Jiusheng Water?

A: All over the world.

Five lakes?

A: There are Sister Lake, Qinghai Lake, Dongping Lake and Daming Lake.

B: Four Seas?

A: Wuliangsuhai, Xinghai, Qinghai and Bohai.

What are the eight wonders?

A: The eight wonders are the Yellow River Stone Forest, Longmen Grottoes, Hukou Waterfall, Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes, Baishiya Cave, Sanmenxia, Xiaolangdi and Yellow River Memorial Hall.

B: OK! (Imitating foreigners to speak Chinese) "The scenery of the Yellow River in your is so beautiful!"

Look, this attracts foreign businessmen. As a worker of the Yellow River, I feel very proud and can't help singing.

B: Then how do you sing?

A: (singing) Yellow River, Yellow River, oh dear mother, you take off your yellow skirt and get naked.

B: Ah, naked. Is this ridiculous?

A: (singing) I put on a green vest and a green gauze, and the running water flowed into thousands of households.

B: Good! That's more like it.

A: (Singing) Mom, mom, young mom, you can wear this green rockhopper from now on.

B: Is the green rockhopper funny?

You will turn green.

Ok, green mother!

A: How's it going? Isn't mom cool enough?

B: Hum, cool and beautiful!