The most charming god reply in the circle of friends

1. "Have you ever fought for 1 person in your life?" "This still use hard? I just became 1 person. "

The boy I like gave me a thermos cup, but the lid was lost. God replied: Do you know what this means? It will get cold sooner or later. ...

3. What is the strangest slogan in history? God replied: garbage sorting, start with me!

4. agarwood: how can I defeat uncle? ! God replied: you go to shave your head in the first month.

5. Where did the transformed Hulk gain weight? God replied: according to the color, it should be photosynthesis.

6. Why do some people feel more handsome/beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair? God replied: I am crazy.

7. "It's a boy!" I cried and shouted, "I can't believe it, it's a boy!" " "From then on, I decided never to go to Thailand again.

8.a: What is the earliest communication tool in the world? B: Dreaming.

9. Me: "I want a dragon." Santa Claus: "Be fucking realistic." Me: "I want to be alone." Santa Claus: "What color dragon do you want?"

10. Received an error message "Wang Ju, please do this!" I silently replied to a bank card number in the past, which is very famous.

1 1. What's more disgusting than eating a lump of shit? God replied: eat two pieces. What could be more disgusting? God replied: My teeth are blocked.

12. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?

13. Please summarize your 20 18 years with the title of the song. Which songs would you choose? God replied: flammable and explosive, wake up cold and empty.

14. I can't stand other women colliding with me! God replied: just bear with it, and the hospital can't give you a special set of hospital clothes!

15. Don't you think our life is a little less ceremonial? God replied: Then I will burn incense for you every day.

16. have a snowball fight, the snow is not thick, and I am anxious. When I saw a layer of snow on the back window of the car, I carefully scraped it off ... Then I saw a woman lying in the back seat, a man riding on it, and two people staring at me silently.

17. Someone is in the hair state. Have you seen the head of my cow 13? God replied: yes.

18. What did I do wrong in such a bad university? God replied: You did the wrong question.