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Classic tour guide’s welcome speech: humorous version

(picking up the group in the morning) Good morning everyone! Good morning, everyone! (Add a sentence when the guest does not respond), very good, everyone has woken up. Now please raise your noble heads and look directly in front of the car. What do you see? Tour guide? right! I am your tour guide today, so please remember my face, which is not beautiful, but is worthy of the audience (laughter), keep me in your mind, and make the journey happy and relaxing.

Next, I will formally introduce myself to everyone. Oh, with an excited heart and trembling hands, I want to show my ugliness when I pick up the microphone. Anyone who doesn’t applaud will call me ugly, oh! Very good. Thank you for your applause. There is another sentence at the end. If anyone says I am ugly, I will get off the car and leave (laughter). It can be seen from everyone’s applause that everyone has a pretty good aesthetic sense!

As for me, I am a full-time tour guide of XX Travel Agency. I... (omitting 10,000 words here). Wow! If we all sit together in the same car, we become a family. As the old saying goes: A hundred years of cultivation can lead to the same boat crossing, and a thousand years of cultivation can make you sleep on the same pillow. Today we eat together, travel together, have fun together, and even "live" together, alas. , why did they live together? Some tourists asked, wasn’t the car called a horse in ancient times? Don’t we still live together? As long as you need me, I will appear in front of you as soon as possible.

After finishing talking about myself, let me introduce you to an important person. Generally, when an important person appears, he will have a voice... Okay, thank you for your applause. He is our suave and handsome person. Chic and unrestrained, everyone loves him, he sees his car, he drinks jealousy when he sees him, and he drinks honey when he sees women^^Master (laughter), from the back of his head he looks like Tony Leung, do you want to see the front of Master^^ ? Think about it? Then let Master ^^ stand up and say hello to everyone, okay? (Laughter) OK, that won’t work. Who will drive for us when he stands up? Okay, let me thank everyone for the applause on behalf of Master Zhang. Everyone, don’t look at how the master looks like^^. He is very skilled in driving. In Northeastern dialect, he is called “Gang Gang”. Everyone, don’t look at this. The master is serious. Is he serious? He has two wives. The eldest wife washes clothes and cooks for him at home, and the younger wife accompanies him on his travels. Today, his younger wife is with us. Look for her, can’t you find her? In fact, his little wife is our car. Do you think Master Zhang’s little wife is pretty? Beautiful? Then everyone should take good care of him, keep the car clean, and take good care of her, just like you love your little wife and husband.

So when you travel, you must obey the tour guide’s leadership and follow the tour guide. If you follow the tour guide, you will have everything to eat and drink, you will know everything you ask, and you will not feel tired while walking.

When you arrive at the scenic spot, please follow my guide flag. Don’t let the flag fall down and run around, because only by following my guide flag can you have a wonderful feeling!