Funny and humorous sentences are about mood. Funny sentences about mood (selected 18 sentences)

1. When you talk to me, I will be happy and even pretend to be cute. I'm afraid you'll be too pretentious to talk to me.

2. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive,

3. In fact, the ancient people were optimistic, and they pondered how to live forever when they had a little leisure; After a busy day, modern people calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: I don't want to live!

4. My girlfriend recently lost weight by riding a horse. This day asked the racecourse administrator:

I am sad when you are sad, and I am happy when I am happy.

6. If the speed of a teacher's lecture is like a 4G signal, then the top students are connected to wifi, others receive it with 3G network, others receive it with 2G network, but I am disconnected!

7. When you came up to me and said "Let's grow old together", I couldn't describe the happiness at that time.

8. What makes me particularly happy are: the missing numbers in weighing scale, delicious snacks and seeing you every day.

9. How to compare everything? When I was a child, I compared my grades. When I grew up, I compared my salary. Now take a road to compare my steps and open a machine to compare my time. Leave me alone. I don't want to compete with anything. I just want to be a quiet civilian, okay?

10, the sun was beautiful that day just because I saw your smiling face in the crowd.

1 1. I went to a foreign company for an interview, and the other party asked me to read an English manuscript. At least I am a graduate of a key university, and I read every letter easily. The other party kicked me out in shock. I know this is jealousy!

12, baby, please fix the skirt, cover your thighs and pull up your collar. Please don't move so much, my man.

13, my confession was successful ~ ~ hee hee ~ ~ so happy ~ ~

14, living is to be happy, why care about things that interfere with your emotions.

Before 15, there was an Internet cafe recharge activity, and when it was recharged 100, it returned to 200. The boys in our school are basically full of loads. There were many people at that time. 1 1 When I came back in May, the Nima Internet cafe was gone, and a hot pot restaurant was being renovated there. The school steamed bread sold like crazy that month.

16, I always think your eyes are too bad, like a fool. But since you confessed to me, I suddenly found that you are shining with wisdom.

17, teachers should have a few more days off on Teacher's Day, so that teachers can have more rest.

18, I washed a peach in the bathroom today, trying to drain the water inside, and my hand fell into the toilet! It just blocked the hole. What a tragedy! More tragically, compared to